Sean

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"William's Dream at 12.5%"

In the ancient city of electric hairdryers

eleven circus clowns light cold fires

they cartwheel around disguised as MrT

telling everyone to pollute the sea

Meanwhile Joan was dressed as Santa

and tried to sell me some expired fanta

I told her "NO!" and she started to dance

and tried to sell me used underpants

She weird but not as weird as Abel

who looks a bit like a snooker table

she walks around carrying a bike wheel

telling everyone that she loves Sam Neil

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"Hey you, aye you are you calling me fat! No i'm not a pirate, I'm just sexually atractted to door knobs. If you have a problem with that go tell a giraffe or something that looks like a giraffe. Does my bum look suspiciously like an 18th century Italian impressionist painting in this dress or is it just my cat Steven."

Sir Edward McKenzies(Insane) last words

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