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Love how he uses his flashlight in broad daylight. "License and Registration please."

"Kermit looks like Mr Burns...'excellent' " haha

I catch every other word the uncle says...he said what? Translator please!

"Its fucking endearing!" That always puts a smile on my face.

It is so true!!!! That's why this is funny! Girls do analyze everything guys say :0

BUG is Selena's dad on Wizards of Waverly Place.

She thought she was getting a sale but ended up with the bill for the ambulence. I hope that wig was expensive and worth it. From the looks of it....it wasn't.

As opposed to all the stupid stuff guys do i think women are doing pretty good with just being crappy drivers.

You are misunderstanding what was said obviously, God did not have sex with Mary and they would not say that. Yes God is THE father of all of us, and mary is the earthly mother for Christ. That is what they are saying, do you honestly think a god has to have sex to make a baby? YOU were saying?

That is absolutely not true. Heavenly Father is just that a father! We are all his children that is why we are gods and goddesses. We are his creation. Its not we can become gods and goddesses but we ARE already and we were sent here as a test of our faith and devotion to him. We do have three k...

oh my goodness you took a letter out of mormon and made it moron! You are so super smart! P.S. if you knew anything about mormons you would know that we don't drink coffee. Don't pick a fight with us if you don't even know us.

you bunch of sexist pigs!

I remember memorizing all the names of the dinosaurs, here's a cool fact. When jurrasic park was made there was no such thing as a 6+ foot tall raptor. So they took the name from a smaller raptor about 4 ft tall (Velociraptor). After the movie was made they did discover a 6 + foot tall raptor in ...

wow i got butterflies when he kissed her!

the blue stuff i think is what steralizes the razors and combs. just like at salons when you see combs sitting in a liquid in a glass same thing.

What i think is hilarious is that her video is not original at all, while watching it i was thinking ok that's Rihanna and that's Lady Gaga and oh not to mention HOW OLD ARE YOU!? WTF

Funny, where I come from I've seen many, many more kids their age and much younger, compete and do as well. I actually saw some compete against the adults.

For all those who don't know what the weasel is saying it's something like "...For on this day, ten-thousand years ago, a force of evil, so grand..."

my brother and i are watching the part where marc says that juli and helen's design is very safe. my brother starts laughing, "of course its safe they made it out of seat belts." ha ha!!!! just had to write this.

ok demelza apologizes for being mean and then not even a second after changed the subject. I mean if you are sorry you put some feeling into it. Not quickly say it and move on.

They didn't say that america doesn't re-touch, they probably meant that on her portfolio there was more retouching than the norm. He also sounded kind of curious why they did it, i mean why retouch one girl so much if she's so great.

demelza said that they were better than america's next top model. Thats nice, you go to america and insult america's next top model. bitch.