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Very true, but it doesn't always work like that does it? Don't get me wrong, Everton are by far the bigger club, but the prospect of him working under Solbakken, guaranteed first team football, and a chance to learn a bit about the English game (with the Championship being a damn good insight int...

Shit touch for number 2.

What a bullshit interpretation of who the best player is. You're basing it on 'if he scores tonight'? Both players are world class, they're quite different in their styles and it's difficult to compare. Just like the argument of who the best player of all time is...you cannot get a categorical an...

"This isn't a wind up yeh?" "Nahh a-fack sake I'm stuck in the lift!"

"Hello?" "Hello" "Yes, this is person who is stuck in lift?" Ahhhhhahahahaha

Unreal. This sketch, along with Moira's Drive-thru and a few other on Facejacker are some of the funniest sketches in comedy history in my opinion. I haven't laughed this much at TV sketches/hoaxes since the Borat series, such as the Bowls one or the acting school one. Amazing.

Causing lots of harm to people isn't he? What a nasty menace to the public. How dare an intelligent man like him make a living from being a renowned mathematician, then in his spare time take an hallucinating substance to expand his mind as he has the intelligence to handle it.

You're a fucking ...

It's up there, without a shadow of a doubt. The technique is unbelievable. So many factors involved with getting that execution right. This goal, and Bergkamp's versus Argentina are two of the best ever in my opinion.

Just been going through all the b-sides (along with R U Mine?) thinking the exact same thing :)

Amazing footage. Who scored the 5th? Are there any genuine Barca fans reading this who regularly went to games during this era?

You're clearly an intelligent person.

Yes. Exactly my friend. Every tune at this gig.

If Freddie Mercury's Queen were around and had modern music's technology, this is similar to what we'd hear. Muse are one of the greatest bands in living history.

If Queen were around, and had modern music technology, this is similar to what we'd here. Muse are one of the greatest bands in living history.

I'm so gutted, I had this idea years ago for a metatarsal protector in a sock or attatched like a sock on the bottom of an ankle guard. But using D30 instead of silicon. Absolute bollox!

;-) Sound dude!

Hahah! Jesus I'd forgot how trippy this scene is! The synch ain't too bad.

Make a cut across his forehead, get your fingers in there and skin the fucker alive with your bare hands. Then shove a tube deep into his ass, pour petrol down, light a match and throw it in and close a lid on the tube. All whilst that kids parents are sat watching. Hope he's dead.

Fuckin ell! That was a beaut!

Bloody hell, they were way off weren't they?

Bet they smell class.

What the fuck man, those are the rankest teeth ever. You'd think if you had massive teeth, so massive that you cannot close the hole in your face, that you'd attempt to look after them?

Thanks mate! Haha, there's me asking where she's from! I didn't recognize her.

Did I say he's the best player of all time? Or did I explain to you how you were wrong? Also...I can confirm I don't waste my time regularly watching one of the shittest leagues in the world, I am English and I watch a large amount of the European leagues and sometimes South American. I had neve...

It's Brianstorm pal. The idea came from a strange guy they met/saw at a gig years ago!

MMMmmmm. Hailey. Yes.

Pritchard generally picks tremendous covers, ones that he can make his own and in most cases. impove! THIS, is NOT one of them. Queen? You should have known better, Lukas.

I was camped about 50 meters away from her Glasto performance, and it was early in the day, i was fucked, and I'd only heard a handful of her tunes before, I wasn't a fan but I heard she had a good live voice...This song in particular is very well put together and her voice is impressive. Even if...

Hope you're ok dude. Enjoy the memories with a smile :)

Superb. Well done! I used to work in a shop back in 2002 that had the original of this playing on one of their pre-recorded CD's, it took me years to find out who it was by! Think I found out by about 2004/5! Your voice is stunning, and this version is amazing. Where are you from if you don't min...

Mate, this is the best football related Youtube video I have ever seen. Good man. Dennis Bergkamp, in my opinion, could easily be argued as the greatest player in history. Thanks for this my friend!

You'd still fuck Posh up the grinner though. Bet her bodies like a 17 year olds!

And do you realise that there are people who are that stupid?

Do you seriously not realise how stupid your comment is? Or how it makes no sense, whatsoever? The fact that there is no proof or fact, is proof that it is not real.

Dinosaurs. God created those, then he thought he'd create man. Not before giving dinosaurs a go first though? I like fact based things. Religion is pathetic.

Greatest band in history.

Apart from the 80-100,000 20-30 year old's evidently everywhere you go....?

Very nice Hailey, don't listen to the pathetic people who come on YouTube just to criticize! Any fan of the Arctic's is a friend of mine, and your voice is lovely. So is your face ;-) Have you ever seen them? I saw them for the 5th time the other month, it was unbelievable! Where you from? x

Jesus fucking christ. I've seen most of my favourite bands in the world...if I don't see Muse, I'll hate myself forever, I went to Glasto for the 1st time this year, having missed out the year before (Muse playing 40th Anniversary - gutted) and it was incredible. But, I'd give my life to go back ...

Saw them for the 5th time on November 4th, easily the best gig I've ever been to. Amazing!!!!!

Just imagine burying your face in her groin after she's been on long jog, does the job for me.

Tragic. I could mock the living shit out of this, for hours on end. But it is just, tragic.