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You see my fives? They are high.

HIGH FUCKING FIVES.

Yes.

This kinda sounds a little like Blink 182, in my opinion at least.

Also, I love the meaning of this song. I didn't realise it was about gay teens until I saw the top comment, but it's cool. I'm bi and I get rather a lot of shit about it, but I like knowing that there are people who actually give ...

I only found them through "C'mon", the song they did with Panic! At The Disco, but can I still count because I didn't suddenly turn into their biggest fan when I heard it on the chavvy local radio station?

You, sir or sirette, are absolutely right.

Today I asked if I could walk down to the corner shop on my own (I'm never allowed ANYWHERE on my own) and my mum said she wasn't sure about it because she was scared I wouldn't come back.

Okay. Thank you :3

Annie used to be okay, but that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Yeah, and now I kinda feel stupid for not getting it sooner. Thanks :3

DLS: I think I might have manic depression, but I refuse to try and get help in case they try and put me on lithium or some shit :/

Um... depends what your definition of "wrong" is... but yeah. I'd be creeped out if I were you.

My best friend is the same gender as me... and straight... and I made that mistake too :/

Did the guy driving not realise that she was manic? Or at least ask the common question "Are you high or something?" Dick.

Hair falling out. HAIR falling out.

I'm growing out my hair to make wigs for chemo patients.

Hair is the one thing I cannot bear to lose.

...Shit.

I heard this rumour that if you puke often enough, always in the same position and always with the same hand/toothbrush/pen/whatever, you can actually train your body to just do it as soon as you kneel in front of the toilet. Dunno if it's true or not, but it might explain how she does it so easily.

I remember when my mum knocked on my door and said "The school called about your bulimia." She went on to explain how I DIDN'T have an eating disorder, of COURSE she would know if I was puking in her bathroom. She said that if I really did have an eating disorder, I wouldn't be telling anyone, an...

I now feel dejected because I will never write something as brilliant as that top comment right there.

One day I'll be allowed to marry whoever the fuck I like. Male, female, both, neither. I want to know that no matter who my true love is, I will be able to get down on one knee and make that person mine forever. I'm bisexual, and I deserve all the rights that straight people have.

Sorry, just fel...

SO MANY FEELS.

Well, here goes:

Harry Potter was, is, and always will be my world, my home. Because Harry Potter made me feel. Harry Potter made me cry, made me angry, made me dejected for weeks on end. If not for Harry Potter, I would have remained numb. I would never have started writing. I wou...

...She has...nice...um...hair?

Your comment had my lucky number of thumbs up (138) so I hope you don't mind that I didn't thumb it up again :D

OMG I never knew that! I now feel 29 times cooler because I have Asperger's as well. Makes a whole lot of sense that he would have it, actually.

Sometimes swearing and sex references are necessary to express the emotion, to tell the story of the song. But rap... rap is never necessary .-.

Or they're gay. Or conversely, you're into a girl but she's straight... Sucks :/

I meant with the PSP volume off, so I could still listen to this, you silly muffin =P

If I find another XigDem shipper here I will actually die of happiness.

It's weird to think that the real meaning is "We All Mature Someday" after I spent so long trying to make a sex joke about what it stood for.

Skrillex? Isn't that a cooking appliance or something?

Just imagine if Martin Luther King had delivered his ass-kicking speech... IN SONG.

I will just leave you to think about that.

Yes.

It is awesome.

You're welcome.

I love that this was uploaded on 2/2/2012. I LOVE THE NUMBER 2. Anyone who can guess why gets my eternal love and so on and so forth.

Gosh, isn't the thumbnail for this video just the sexiest thing you ever saw?

Just found out that Bloo's voice actor... well...

Also voices Marluxia. From Kingdom Hearts.

Dafuq is this black magic?

I listen to this at night to make me feel good about myself.

"Now who wants to touch it?"

*screaming*

I miss my innocence so much right now.

I think you may have a problem with your caps lock or shift key, dear.

I'm in love with a straight girl who likes someone else and would never date me even if she liked girls because I'm ugly, bulimic, covered in scars, undateable and generally a depressing person to be around sixty percent of the time.

Am I allowed to give up yet?

Brb, squeeing at Xigbar (or Braig?) and Lea <3_<3

Aha, I didn't actually see the other top comment. Entirely my bad.

Long live Taylor Swift <3

I just told you I'm BI, genius.

Don't you look silly?

Awkward moment when you tell your crush you like her and she says "Aww, that's so sweet" and then goes back to talking about the guy she likes...

I fucking hate being bi sometimes. Or rather, I hate her for not being bi.

I think I just severely harmed my laptop thumbing up your comment.