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Out of Time (Remastered)
Out of Time (Remastered) 0ldScratch - 18,023 views - 4 months ago
"Remastered" is perhaps a slightly extravagant claim. I've changed the opening and closing music and recompressed it in an effort to make the picture a bit clearer. Otherwise, it's exactly the same as the old version.
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The Many Moods Of Dane Cook
The Many Moods Of Dane Cook 0ldScratch - 15,312 views - 4 months ago
I have a degree, you know. From a proper university and everything.
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Star Wars: Reservoir Squads
Star Wars: Reservoir Squads 0ldScratch - 52,216 views - 4 months ago
The briefing room on Yavin IV through the eyes of Quentin Tarantino. Once again, I assume that the audience for Lego animation will be familiar with an 18 rated film that's over fifteen years old.

This is for Pete Reid, who keeps lending me Lego even though I only sporadically give it back - all the orange guys in this are his.

Big thanks to Edwyn for doing the voices at very short notice.

The music is not currently available on iTunes.
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The Dane Cook Kar... (8)
Dane Cook Gets Slapped By a Hobo With a Fish
Dane Cook Gets Slapped By a Hobo With a Fish SpastikCh... - 16,436 views - 5 months ago
A new short film (or a gross misuse of free time would be a more accurate description).

Music is Karma Police, by Radiohead. No profit was made off this video.

PS: this movie is in NO WAY Pro-Dane Cook or Anti-Dane Cook. I just simply wanted to make a movie where Dane Cook gets slapped by a fish. Nothing wrong with that.

PSS: Oh, and Dane Cook sucks.
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Dane Cook Gets Goosed By a Pirate With a Hook for a Hand
Dane Cook Gets Goosed By a Pirate With a Hook for a Hand 0ldScratch - 29,099 views - 5 months ago
A new short film in response to someone else's short film, which I felt didn't go far enough in covering all the issues. See the "this is a video response to..." down there for the original.
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Dane Cook Gets Dashed Against The Rocks By A Wise Indian Chief
Dane Cook Gets Dashed Against The Rocks By A Wise Indian Chief SpastikCh... - 10,628 views - 5 months ago
The totally pointless but necessary sequel.
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The Pick of the F... (3)
Dane Cook Gets Shoot By Dick Chenny By a WW2 SMLE
Dane Cook Gets Shoot By Dick Chenny By a WW2 SMLE MidnightP... - 2,740 views - 4 months ago
what can i say its catching on?

if you dont get it read this:
Dick Chenny "accidentally" shot someone on a hunting trip..... hmmmm
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Dane Cook Gets Crotched By A Car With Its Handbrake Off
Dane Cook Gets Crotched By A Car With Its Handbrake Off VonStudios - 4,115 views - 4 months ago
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READ THIS BEFORE COMMENTING: I was given permission to make this film by Spastik Chuwawa (creator of the series) so please don't say I made it without his permission. The title speaks for itself.
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The Jonas Brothers Get Their Heads Blown Off By James Bond
The Jonas Brothers Get Their Heads Blown Off By James Bond filmyguy1 - 3,617 views - 3 months ago
This is a take-off of the "Dane Cook Gets..." series. Always wanted to make one, and I thought that The Jonas Brothers really needed to have something done to them, so I chose them to be the victims. Enjoy! And even just judging from the subject matter I'm sure you will! XD Don't forget to Subscribe! :D
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Dane Cook Gets Sicked Up On By A Possessed Little Girl
Dane Cook Gets Sicked Up On By A Possessed Little Girl 0ldScratch - 25,287 views - 4 months ago
OK, guess I found out the limit on how long a title you can have.

It's a real pea souper, folks.
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Dane Cook Gets Squashed by an Elephant on a Bicycle
Dane Cook Gets Squashed by an Elephant on a Bicycle 0ldScratch - 20,413 views - 5 months ago
Or does he?

Yes, he does.
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Dane Cook Gets Goosed By a Pirate With a Hook for a Hand
Dane Cook Gets Goosed By a Pirate With a Hook for a Hand 0ldScratch - 29,099 views - 5 months ago
A new short film in response to someone else's short film, which I felt didn't go far enough in covering all the issues. See the "this is a video response to..." down there for the original.
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Answers to some of the questions people ask me a lot:

Everything before Bowling For Sandercoe was shot with a Logitech QuickCam Pro 4000 webcam. Everything since then has been shot with a Panasonic NV-GS280 DV camcorder.

I use Stop Motion Pro 4 to capture footage and Sony Vegas 4 to edit everything together.

I mostly use Photoshop for special effects, working on each individual frame. I know After Effects would make it a lot easier but I don't have the money for it right now.

I use 2 or 3 regular halogen desk lamps to light my sets.

No, I'm not really over 100 years old.

Sorry, but there's a fairly good chance that I won't be your friend and/or subscribe to your channel. I only subscribe to stuff that I like and I'm only friends with people that I know from elsewhere.

If you've got a question you want answered, don't leave a channel comment - send a message. I don't reply to channel comments.

http://twitter.com/oblongpi... if you're really bored.
About Me: I make stop motion animation films using Lego. Sometimes I do other stuff too.
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This is just a wonderful combination of a fantastic Dave Davies song and the outright mentalism of Cardiacs. I love that this video looks like it was recorded in a cupboard.

Wishing Tim Smith (singer, songwriter) a swift recovery.
Channel Comments (438)
cj64thedirector (14 hours ago)
you are not 108 how old are you i,m 15
MrRman100 (2 days ago)
Why do you hate Dane cook?
TBDude (2 days ago)
Nice stop motion, very smooth! You must use 30 fps! Great vids. Subscribe to OldScratch!!!!
alanlealo (4 days ago)
funny
21swordguy12 (6 days ago)
you are the best lego animator i've ever seen!
jackmstudios (1 week ago)
your awesome!
spugesdu (1 week ago)
I don't usually send friend invites, I know how irritating they are. Ditto the comment underneath!
LegoKid92 (1 week ago)
Who the heck is Dane Cook and why do you hate him so much??
maxim2productions (1 week ago)
i like your videos
SuperLegomaster101 (1 week ago)
your lego vid is cool make another one
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