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@kassakoopje Don't underestimate the power of God's will.

*Huge, dark, tornado forming over her house*

"Take it away from us Jesus! Father God, all power in your son's name! Take it up away from our home as you did for Elijah!"

*Dark clouds begin to separate and move away*

If Ron Paul doesn't become the nominee, Obama WILL get re-elected. Ron Paul supporters will not abandon the champion of the constitution! Come hell or high water, Ron Paul's my man!

Let's put all those niggers on a ship and send them back to Africa. I bet they wouldn't last a fucking week.

Fucking black people. You still act like you're living in the jungles of Africa.

@420kennywayne "This is my city." LMFAO. You think you own the city eh? Fucking trash. You probably don't even own a car, let alone have a fucking job.

You should see all the gapers in Aspen. It gets old!

Jesus fucking Christ. I'm both a skier and a snowboarder and this shit just pisses me off. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten nailed by a fucking snowboarder. It seems the more I try to avoid them the more they're attracted to me. But when I'm snowboarding, I don't have any problems ...

LMAO. Kid took his shirt off like he's tough. One of these days he's going to do that to the wrong person. Should've just kept boardin' and ignored the fucker.. then again.. that takes class.

I think I just fell in love with her.

I've never had a poor person give me a job, only the wealthy. Instead of hating on them maybe we should be thanking them.

This girl's going to be on Maury. She'll have five kids with five different fathers. White trash at its absolute finest. Get some class.

White trash America at its best.

I must be the only one that actually thought it was electric. FML.

You must be fucking crazy. I wish all bugs would go FUCKING EXTINCT. Peace out fuckers!

I'm a guy and I like this show but don't tell my friends!

Damn she's cute. I'd date her!

Sadly, this is true. My best friend is 6'1 and I'm 5'7. Whenever we go to the bar or go to a party somewhere, he always gets approached by women. He doesn't even have to do anything.. they just come to him. The worst part is that he doesn't even treat them well. He always cheats on them and ...

"They said that they were my guardian angels.. that they had always been with me throughout all my time here on Earth and have always been with me throughout eternities." This part got me all choked up. Knowing that we're not alone and that we don't actually die is something I find a lot of comfo...

Where the fuck are the cops at? If that was in NYC, the entire fucking police department would be on scene in a matter of a couple minutes.

If she was on Mob Wives more often, I would watch all the time.

He's three times my age and I'd still party with him. COOLEST GUY EVER.

I love how sweet and shy she is. Finally, someone who's genuine.

*People pushing and shoving*

Lana: "Be careful, I'll sign everything, be careful."

She's such a sweetheart.

Oh my God, is this what love feels like? I think I just fell in love.

She fucking sucks.

Ken Tamplin is the ONLY legit vocal coach that I've come across on Youtube. Pick almost any singer and he can sing just like them. I'm a huge Steven Tyler fan so to hear this was totally amazing.. especially when he hit the notes at :53. I was clapping at my computer! lol

Should've used his own gun against him.

Who the hell hits a woman like that? Lucky that mother fucker wasn't me. You would've been hearing gunshots.

The only people who scream, "lawsuit," are the ones that end up losing in court.

@guyfihi He certainly would've been shot if this happened in the states and it would have been LEGAL. The guy trespassed and attempted to assault a man that was not threatening him in any way. It's not like he accidentally wandered onto his property picking daisies for his girlfriend.

I used to be just like that guy. I was way too nice and pretty much did whatever I could to make her happy.. then she leaves me for a guy that treated her like she was nothing special. Sure enough.. she came running back. Did I take her back? Hell no. I ignored her and acted like she was a n...

He's living the dream.

@ImAznnn "It never existed in the first place." Do you not know your world history? That's an unbelievable statement you just made.

By far the biggest retard I've come across on Youtube thus far.

@rich1701 He's saying that the government is to blame for the Great Depression because the Federal Reserve was the one that ignited the whole inferno.. much like the dot com bubble and the recent housing bubble.

Drives me nuts when celebrities act like they were the best of friends with someone that just died. PUH-LEASE.

I probably would've decked the kid.

I'd be in a federal prison if I saw someone doing that.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I just watched a show about this case and I actually felt bad for her. No, she shouldn't have killed them, however, I can see how she was driven to that point. Such a sad story. I can't imagine how the children felt after losing their father and their mother...

No thanks, I'll keep my H3.