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I didnt know Adele was in the Mamas and Papas

finally we get the truth about what happened to Biggie Smalls. This nigga ate him.

3:03 nobody wants a ps2, even if its free.

I didn't know LL Cool J was in the marines.

did anyone else dodge out of the way at 5:46?

Like this if your listening to this in 1944 as you storm Normandy beach to siyk out those nazis

I work on Regent Street hold tight all them mangdem.

Captain Price would of made it disintegrate into dust with a single shot from 5 miles......... with a pistol.

Youve been sniffing to much cocaine my friend your nostrils are insane

where did the smoke go?

I know how to set my hand a-light... I just don't know how to do it with out it fucking hurting

Awkward.....

"Yeah i'm currently running my own magazine and its all about my balls" lol genius

@780VolvoVn Police in England don't have guns, a very few carry tasers, all carry batons. Baton is the weapon of choice for British police lol.

Get well soon Georgie you musical beast. I love you

Sanka ya dead?

Your cool!!

His voice is almost as powerful as the fart he squeezed out at 2:01

I'd like to see that pull up in a harbour, where the fuck are they gonna put a mile long ship.

if you only wanted to go to the 3rd floor, would it go really fast and then stop really fast? i would find that quiet inconvenient.

The Eiffel Tower- What a tragic waste of meccano.

Youtube is full of haters. However pointless, retarded and irrelevant this video is. I think it was fucking hilarious, i loved it sir.

Brilliant video. What a shame it is Miss Demeanour wont be soaring through the skies over Biggin Hill any more. Let us hope the airshow is revived one day, the airshow was a sort of tribute to the fighter pilots who was based at the world famous station.

I've watched this 100 times and I have laughed every time!!!

My penis is also 14 inches..... wide.

The Translation.

I am a timelord how dare you fucking doubt me!!! watch me as I penetrate this wall and travel back to 1935 to kill Hitler and prevent the second world war......

Errr the time vortex is closed on Sundays, silly me.

Look how fast I can run FUUUCCCKKK YEAH!!!!!

Must of been awkward afterwards, "excuse me have you seen my horse"?

Anyone who lives locally will know this isn't abnormal. whenever i've been passing there always falling asleep, most likely cos they have life's and go out the night before

I love the little stop and look around at 0:14 to check if god is watching.

0:20

Prince Philip: How about me and you babe.

Prince Harry: Shut up grandad nan is looking!!

Prince Philip: Oh bollocks.. an awkward look around should get me off the hook.

Or you could just press 3 for a lovely little titty shake.

I would pay good money for a blow job off you, you have a got a damn good blow job face :)

0:13-0:24 Chewbacca summoning his females to let them know mating season has begun.

What was in the briefcase!!!!

I heard that nowadays, apes and gorrilaz's are highly offended if compared to these black, dumb inferior animals.

@netosalas This song reminds me of how much I love your wife.

Sweet justice.

Everybody working underneath in the crew room must of thought the ship had taken a direct strike from a missile.

Lol at the guy at 7:07 just fucking everyone's shit up and soaking them ha.

@AtheistTower all the parties are sinister. The political ideologies their meant to originate from have been disregarded in this modern era.

Transcript.

Man "Smell my fingers see if you can guess what i was doing last night"

Sea Lion " haha okay home boy bring them over here, oh shit damn motherfucker yeaaahhh you did good!"