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You think it's cute. You all think it's so cute. But when they come in at 6:30 in the morning and drop a knee on your bladder while you're still asleep, you'll think twice about giving them extra training!

Girls would rather talk than fight.

Oh lord have mercy. Read the wikipedia article about mods. It's at /Mod_(subculture)

Nope.

Who were the people that were already on the island? Are they ferrying little groups back and forth? It's inhabitable, right?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR BOOKSHELF ERIC?!?!? And it's getting on the CARPET?! Who do you think you are doing to MY house?

This is true

I don't think you know what- uh...nevermind.

I hate it when you flush and it stays in there.

That's terribly unfunny.

What does it mean to be underrated? Commercial success? I think he's pretty highly rated myself. Anyone who knows what they're talking about thinks he's dope.

Also, the moon is a SPHERE, so we only see one half of it at any time. The reason it's called a 1st/3rd quarter is because you only see 1/4 of it lit up.

And the orbit is not a circle, it's an ellipse.

Also, the moon is a SPHERE, so we only see one half of it at any time. The reason it's called a 1st/3rd quarter is because you only see 1/4 of it lit up.

And the orbit is not a circle, it's an ellipse.

Everyone, before you get in the car and go to Walmart and while you're still on your computer--type this into an internet search engine:

B-O-O-B-I-E-S.

I think you'll be pleasantly surprised by the results.

I feel bad for the goblin shark

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Ask Jeeves!

VENERATING saints, not worshipping them. :)

Glad I've never been to this festival. Metal like *that* and nobody is moving? Lame.

It's only ironic if you don't know much about bboys.

Measured from the back bro.

Won't somebody please think of the pilot fish?

And some rastas don't smoke. And some don't listen to reggae!

I don't think shellfish is ital, but I'm just some guy.

You knew what I meant, you didn't know what he meant.

The comments are showing me that marijuana is ruining a lot of senses of humor.

Whilst alcohol on the other hand is enhancing my sentences. Right now. And now.

You should rename this video "Chandelier reflection."

I think WWIII is YouTube vs. Adderall.

There was another older man in this video that was super gay. Not that gays can't be nazis, but still--it adds to the man-love that was going on at the WAR House.

I was laughing at the scent of some hand soap the other day: WHITE PEAR!

Do you have cotton balls in your mouth son?

1. My original point was that if she was an "artist" she would not quit because she wasn't making money.

In other news, if I took the Mona Lisa off the wall, it would be missing. It would not be on the wall of the Louvre, but at my house. However, if I listen to a song on the radio, it does no...

Put a carriage return in that email from time to time, eh?

It sounds like she's making this song up as she goes along.

A little Westminster mall in there?

Don't worry, it's not like it's mountain biking or anything.

You ARE high right now

It's hardwired into our brains to put things into categories, that's why.

Holy driving directions