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97% Are Bringing Sexy Back, The Jonas Brothers Are The 3% That Sexy Never Left.
Today My Friend Told Me That Limited Too Is Not a Restaurant It's a store, And That you cant shoot bacon out of your body, she also told me that Quan Ziggy Ziggy Zam Is Not a holiday she told me that the Jonas brothers were not alive in 1923 and that the earth isn't covered in 75% water that there are cars in Oklahoma She also told me that no one can go to the year 3000 and oh you'll never believe this, she told me that there is no such place as Wisconsin Ohio and that Joe secretly isn't superman she also told me that Kevin wasn't controlled by an X-Box remote!
Idiot...

85% Percent of teenagers would cry and scream if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the edge of a tower about to jump.
Copy & Paste if you're in the 10% that would get a baseball bat and bash the heads of the 5% that would stay and watch.

Hello Beautiful,It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and We'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this siuation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Joseph, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Wait just A Little Bit Longer and everythingwill be okay if you stop Pushin' Me Away. Im Sorry for causing troublke but you Got Me Going Crazy. So BB Good to me because im Burnin' Up for you. I dont want to be a One Man Show so dont put me on a Shelf. Cause Tonight i realized i Cant Have You and not even my Lovebug could work. Dont worry though because Love Is On Its Way so i mine as well Live To Party before i Give Love A Try. Girl you'r just Out Of This World and i'll be thinking about you for Eternity. My Infatuation with you is growing ever since you came by my door as the Pizza Girl. The World War Three started but everything was Much Better Before the Strom. Please give me one more chance cause there Black Keys remind me of you. Im so Paranoid because you wont Fly With me. Hey Baby What Did I Do To Your Heart? Dont Charge Me For The Crime just Turn Right into my arms and Dont Speak. I dont have Poision Ivy im just gonna Keep' It Real! :D

тнe jonaѕ вroтнerѕ goт ѕlιмed!
"ιм ѕpeacнleѕѕ, over тнe edge, ιм jυѕт вreaтнleѕѕ, ι never тнoυgнт тнaт ιd geт нιт, wιтн ѕlιмe тιмe agaιn"

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I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman.

OJD PLEDGE:
To the brothers of rock and pop,
I pledge my love that will never stop.
They make me laugh, they make me cry,
they are heroes, and there's a million and one reasons why.
I love how cute and dedicated they are,
it's 100% true they are rock stars.
They make my heart melt when they sing,
and also when they strum those guitar strings.
I just want to say Nick, Kevin, and Joe,
I really love you and hope it shows.
So I pledge this to JB, I will be a true fan for eternity.

God made Coke...
God made Pepsi...
God made Joe Jonas so Damm sexy!!!

REAL JB FANS:
1. Real JB fans know who the Bonus Jonas is
2. Real JB fans know Nick's dog's name
3. Real JB fans shout YES!! when one of there songs come on the radio or TV
4. Real JB fans punch ANYONE if they diss JB in any way
5. Real JB fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do
6. Real JB fans shop for hours just to find a pair of skinny jeans for a JB concert
7. Real JB fans love them for who they really are, not just their looks
8. Real JB fans love ALL the Jonas Brothers, including Kevin
9. Real JB fans have this on their profile

96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU'RE THE 4% WHO WILL.
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---[]--- NOT EMBARRASSED
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---[]--- OTHERS THAT
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---[]--- CHRISTIAN♥