00Rubberducky's channel

I was born in a minivan/ singing many man/ with my doctor who was from trinidad/ who coulda been any man/ who got paid twenty grand

to save my ass/ from dying from this premature birth/ a mean pussy thrist/ from the day of my birth/ they say i was cursed/

"his skin is the colour of dirt"/ hide y...

SHUT UP BITCH

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Close your eyes and listen. 2 words

"Martin Lawrence"

The most boring crowd of people i have ever seen..

Black guys at the end: 'This some good shit!'

hes my favourite rapper at the moment, but jay z is the most successful, and i also think nelly is either close behind, equal or more successful than eminem also

1:06 hes reaching for a gat!

Man that was a long advert for the new devil may cry, wait wheres metal gear rising?

The funny thing is, i do all of those things without meaning to be a noob

>>>───(knee)───►

at 0:16 he got his dick out

then you wouldnt get the chance to play this great game.

i bet you still clicked the annotation to listen to drakes new song

like if your watching in 2011

wait... SHIT

Nope your probably just really fat

lyrically eminem is sick

lyrically tupac is god

tupac's message is what made him one of the best rappers

eminems lyrical sickness is what made him one of the best rappers

you cant really compare them.

I got told eminem smiled in a video.... And this is the proof

see what i did there ;)

dude for the last fucking time it wasnt of the top of the head. He wrote it before westwood. You seriously think its possibly to sound that good off the top of his head? look at some of his other freestyles and you can tell which ones are the top of his head. Hes amazing my personal favourite r...

I think there was a mistake in the title of this video. It claims this video is of a metal gear game.

making sure you never reply to this diss/if you do/ill respond silently like a snake without the warning hiss/ like a ninja with the death kiss/make you wish/you never started that rap shit/little bitch/grab your spinal cord and just twist/you little prick/lemme introduce you to the head on a sti...

keep barking up the wrong tree/like a lost hound/runnin around rabid with rabies + scabies/better watch your back/risk getting attacked and a knife up the ass/leave your bowels stacked up on the grass/and well see who gets the last laugh/this rhyme will leave you dreading/dropping bigger bombs on...

Man hittman really ruins the fucking song. He wasnt even needed the whole mood of the song changed and everything......

juicy/like a cooshty/pussy/thats puffy and cushny/yea fuck it im a vibe/rewrite the lyrics and change the time/with my mind/im rappin blind/of the top of the head/dont obsess about the game and name/but dont forget because trust me respect and to forget aint the same/and its a game that isnt easy...

i hate then i recouperate/and start a new slate/and any rapper that steps to me is more food on my plate/erase you from the state/police askin questions but its too late/you came up in my face/this is why im written this verse/because your body is in a hearse/while i flow to this song perfect/you...

Rubberduck doesnt give a fuck/flows younger and richer than young buck/but thats not saying much/must i add/the time we had/when i was in the back/fucking your grandmother without her fannypack/was amazing/my cum came out blazing/erasing your grannys memory/or mabye it was that alzhiemers disease...

nonononono!

FUS - Back

RO- To

DAH - Kitchen

I think i get it. He rage quits, Rage. Get it? hes quitting rage. No? fuck

17 year old,aint old i know/but ive still seen some shit than can make you go/damn thats fucked up man why is life a bitch,why does it try to go on the attack like a snake without the warning hiss/hidden in your backpack/ive seen some shit that can leave you emotionally scarred/how do i know?beca...

Kanye i have a question for you.

Do you like fish dicks?

0:29 did that guy say Negro cream?

Which one is the bully?

TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont worry i can translate.

"Today we are going to look at the massive oil leakage in the Pacific" (the women)

"Yea your eyes remind me of the pacific their so beutiful" (The Guy)

"Why thank you" (Women)

"Oh and nice boobs" ( Guy)

respect/ the cheque/ when i get it in the mail/see my bitch leavin/the apartment sneakin/get on her tail/a silent pursuit/ entails/my foot/pressed gently/ on the gas of this stolent bently/i found/begin to slow down stedily/my hand redily on the gun/waiting to see this cunt/that shes seeing behin...

Iller than the cold/sicker than the mold/that grows/ inbetween rick ross's toes/ and his boss knows/when it comes to rhymes/rick ross blows/all the time/he tries to define/his lyrical sence/but it just turns out a mess/ so lets lay his fat ass to rest/lil wayne rapping about kings/wtf man better ...

show me the link?

This is what i was like when i found out my mom got me a wii for christmas instead of a ps3

Get girls speaking like The Sims.