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Black cat: ok im here give me a sitrep

brown cat: dude its a f***ing snake, dont be a pussy and do it like me

Black cat: i've only ever read about them...i'l take my time

snake: ....my wife is gonna kill me for being late again

England, just a regular pommie :)

Ah, but god doesn't torture us directly, he watches us torture ourselves because we don't do what he says. Shades of masochism there.

i absolutely sucked at levels where you had to go up stuff, either kept falling or something. I was proper 'vertically challenged'...great music though

8:20 oh shit...edo tensei!

hehehe looks like the enemy black spider ninja can still suicide bomb Ryu, but don't spam explosive shurikens anywhere near as much as NG2, theyr not even explosive shurikens.

im gonna miss amputating those annoying bastards with my trusty claw combo

funny how the heli's can run out of missiles but Ryu never runs out of arrows... at around 5 minutes

that McCloud chick went from being just hot to hot MILF in an instance.

lol @VergilSFD, if Ryu had touched any of them they would have started foaming at the mouth and gone bat shit crazy...then died.

is there any option for Japanese audio? i've always played NG with Japanese audio with English subtitles.

the "ninja stuff" in NG was that Ryu was a master of multiple weapons, expert decapitator and overall nice guy.

now in NG3 he's none of those :(

that actually looked to be fun. But the best tactic for the kids was to literally man mark a real player and make a human shield to prevent their movements :)

iv heard about flooding the midfield but that was ridiculous!

ronaldo looks offside from that angle... shouldn't have counted

Foul!

rat faced, bucktoof, diving, racist tw@t

the thing i liked about ninja gaiden 1 and/or 2 was how i could humiliate lesser enemies by smacking them about with my lunar one minute then reel one in with a kusari gama the next. Damn i'm gonna miss the lunar... it and the dragon sword have been the "scorpion and sub-zero" of the series.

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lol @ 8seconds the mutt decides to kick into high gear and get maximum funnies!!1

hahahha noob, i pre-ordered my Ms. Poop-alot last year i already got mine. and i got the Prestige-Poop edition that comes with extra shit.

hehehe 80's babies ftw. 80's was a great era for us.

Doton!, Katon!, Fuuton!, Suiton!, Raiton!, Go Planet!

By your powers combined, I am Sage of The 6 Paths!

thank you, i'm leaving now :)

Naruto: I will not depend on your power!

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...*depends on power

Rockets Mascot: "WTF, You crazy bitch where you walking off to huh? Jeezus did everyone see that? Shiiiiiiiiiit! Somebody give this man a god damned beer!"

McGrady: lol XD should have drugged her.

in a game where you can reportedly jiggle the tits of ample bosomed females in cutscenes, you can't be a female ninja in multi-player....don't get me wrong, i'd oggle at titties all day if I had to, but in a badass ninja slaying game I think they are compensating for a lack of something......Itag...

soo naruto's daily routine (if he were real): wake up, bathroom, grab some food, go to work, sleep, come back from work, xbox/ps3/wii or WOW, light a joint, phone other girlfriend, score with current girlfriend, light up 2nd joint, more xbox/ps3/wii/WOW till 7am.

every bad guy knows that when this song starts, then they are about to receive a major ass whoping.

suck my 2 opposable thumbs...

vader *No, I am your father.*

luke * No...NOoOoOoOo :(*

*music plays*

I would watch more police car chase programs if they used this song

woodman always has epic (and embarrasing) mornings!

*oh come on, i had to say it*

easy...to fire a hadouken its ⇩ ⇨ + punch. its very crucial that you clearly say the attack name in front of your opponent because that is where 40% of the damage comes from, if you remain silent then you will only look silly...

not only that but in iceland, all the dentists are gorillas.

i think it would make awesome television if haye and klitschko started making out at the end of that interview after an intense stare and announced that they have been engaged for 3 years now XD

"woof wooof!! woof!! wo0f W00f!! W0of!!.....oh crap......woomeow....meow meow.......*i hope this doesn't make youtube or the boss will be pissed*"

with people acting more ridiculous on youtube, its hard not to XD

lil mama is still a judge coz we have endeared to her parrot like ability and lack of sense, she's like the loveable village oaf whose always licking battery's and sticking forks in electrical sockets, she's the cute floppy eared dog who only likes chasing and running infront of speeding cars, sh...

a jabbawockee is born/created in a boom box...on stage....during a performance. FACT! none of that stork or cabbage crap XD

its nice how the little wockee lead the routine after she came out. Children are the future rulers of the world. I also remember Super Crew doing a similar thing during the ...