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1) You only trust foreign cars i.e. Honda, Toyota, etc

2. Your parents protect you and dont let you party

3. when you normally talk, people think you are yelling

4. when eating any meal on the floor is normal

5. when your grandfather or even father for that matter, put his klanshikof under his pillow at night

6. your grandma calls all other Afghans "Parsibanan"

7. you speak Pashto whenever and wherever you feel like, loud enough for everyone to hear

8. when you start speaking Pashto, assuming all other Afghans have to understand

9. your dad insults you by insulting himself.... "da khar bachiya"

10. wen police stops you at check post n thy just find "NASWAR" from your pockets

11. when u get shouted at almost everyday when ur at home by ur dad and his face is a permanent colour of red from the boiling anger inside him! OH and his favourite threat to his son is: 'Sta mukh math kum bah'

12. you say Marra, Waee, Yara Kho no etc while talking in urdu with your desi friends

13. you drink shene chai or qawa 24/7

14. when every conversation turns into a fight

15. when all your friends have heard from u how u can beat any1 up even if they are twice ur size because u have "pashtun blood"

16. if you ever get into an argument with your overly dramatic mother she goes lewanay and starts yelling something along the lines of "Ao kana, ze kho spay yem! Ze kho issan na yem! Taso ba khushaala she che ze kala marr sham!" even when the argument is over something trivial like cleaning your room

17. you think on your next trip overseas you're gonna travel light for once until at the last minute your mother gives you 20 kgs of completely irrelevant people's junk to take to their relatives, 'cause she can't say no to anyone

18. when ur parents are always complaining abt u
and NEVER happy wid anything you do comparing u to other people

19. you got a hidden pocket in your parthoug for naswar

20. you ready to fight every split second

21. you got a room in your house with no furniture, just floor coushins.

22. you got a plate of dry fruit ready to go

23. you make the best kebab n tikkay at any BBQ

24. you speak urdu, you know you r definetly pashtoon

25. your grandma tells you stories about de 'pa-khwa' days.

26. when ur dad devises intelligent ways to beat u and more importantly scare u to death

27. when you dad talks about the ways he will kill you or hurt you if you disobey AND you are not appalled because you expect no less

27. ur mom yells at u EVERYDAY for not helpin her

28. ur parents care what you WEAR,DO or GO

29. live in a singel family house

30. when u go out...u ALWAYS eat KABOB

31. when u loose a cricket match and u shoot ur tv screen

32. you know you are Pashton when you cannot resisit invasion

33. when u have highest respect for women and ur women are covered

34. when ur watching tv and ur grand mum yells: pasa beghairata katona de oshlol

35. you think you NEED to own a toyota or suzuki pickup truck to be a man in the village

36. your parents attack all the free food samples in costco, while you try to walk away and pretend u dont know the until they make u go back to get more for them

37. when ur non-speaking english mother tries to bargain at ross in english with the cashier

38.your friends call and your parents make up the stupidest excuses you are sleeping... washroom...shower...eating etc..meanwhile ur sitting right beside to them

39. your going shopping with your parents, and you see something you want and your parents complain and say how when you go home they can make it for you.

40. your parents try to hook you up with your cousins

41. when theres more oil in your food than actual food

42. At least once a week your mom says, "The good old days in zmong khaley keee

43. Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor, lawyer, or engineer

44. Your parents had eight daughters in hopes of having a son

45. Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids

46. After a family meal, the women fight to death over who should wash

47. Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to eat food

48. You have at least thirty cousins

49. when u think the only solution to a problem is fighting

50. you tend to pronounce plate -- PILLATE
and glass -- GEE LASS
51. You say bye 20 times on the phone

52. You do all the housework and cooking if you are female

53. Your relatives alone could populate a small city

54. You try and fit 5 kids in the back of a Hatchback. One on top of the other.

55. when u get house warming gifts you give them to some other family and it ends up getting passed around until it gets back to u

56. You carefully unwrap presents to save the wrapping paper so you can use it to re-gift later on.