Guess what?!?
I copied you and made a T-Shirt store.
Jake doesn't know. He doesn't like what I do.
http://www.cafepress.com/nuclearjihad
It smells good.

Oh. Then we forgive you.
But when you make reference to Dontochtomys make sure you say how the first incision is made through the mouth.

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Well, there was that time you threatened to sue me, you know, if I used anything other than dontochtomies. And I still haven't decided on the best use for that.

Dude, We went through like you're entire blog and we weren't mentioned once. We've done like twenty gabrazzillian and five things that are blog worthy! Out of all the Mormon Teachers we've stalked in the past you're the worst! Seriously we read through like twenty pages of cat porn for nothing!!!