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This song is now available on itunes! Check out my parody album here: http://bit.ly/gir...
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-Written/sung/performed/edited by me
- Granny (First Love) played by the fabulous Zipster08
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Generic Parody Music Composed and Performed by Steve of:
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Thanks to Gladys for allowing me to shoot her legs lol
And yes, I play the 3 nursing home vixens and nurse) :P
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This song will be available on my album coming out soon! It will also be downloadable on itunes, so stay tuned!
LYRICS:
Katy Perry- I Kissed a Girl (Parody) --Elderly Remix
It was my boyrfriend's family
Not something crazy
He took me to meet his old granny
Then something phased me
She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind the chips...
I went to kiss her on the cheek
And she went for my lips..
(Chorus)
OLD LADY:
I kissed a girl
And I liked it
The taste of her
denture cream
ME:
The taste of her denture cream
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one
on me twice
It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin
(Verse)
No I don't even know her age
It doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage
It will not shatter
This burning flame
It can't be tamed
No I cannot resist
Her snow white hair
Vintage wheel chair
Sparks flew
The moment we kissed
CHORUS
(Bridge)
I don't know what happened to me
My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies
Walkers, dentures, and Hearing Aids
I like my ladies older by decades
Oh Oh Oh
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thirteenlips favorited a video
(9 months ago)
This song is now available on itunes! Check out my parody album here: ht...
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This song is now available on itunes! Check out my parody album here: http://bit.ly/gir...
Please comment, rate, and subscribe :-)
http://www.vprinc...
http://www.youtub...
I am getting FLOODS of messages and comments complaining about how the song is not the same tune as the original. YouTube said I can't do exact song parodies anymore, unless I get written consent from the writers which is pretty much impossible. So I had to write an original generic song. I'm sorry if it disappoints you, but I have lots of funny original parodies planned like my "Tinseltown Nanny" video. So stay tuned!
Aragorn Drawing:
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Anime Drawings:
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Action Figures Photos submitted by:
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LYRICS
Ive always had
A thing for Star Trek Conventions
I need a man with a comic book collection
Lord of The Rings
is my favorite type of Role Play
Dont want an Aragorn, I want a young Gandalf The Gray
I fantasize
About the Michael Phelps of Ping Pong
Someone who memorized all of The Pokemon Theme song
Hes in the elite
As one of the Star Trek Fanclub chiefs.
But secretly he has a stash of star wars boxer briefs.
CHORUS:
Hes a
Womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Ooo Ooo
A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Together well discuss
HTML
And C++
Uh Huh
A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Hes got me rocking
Like Stephen Hawking
Check out his hard drive
Sets me to warp five.
Verse:
Hes highly skilled
In the art of drawing anime
And he has an extensive selection of
action figures on display.
Hes employee of
the month for tech support repair.
Hes a World of Warcraft expert
Beating Magtheridons Lair.
I dream of him
Hooking up my ethernet cable
And whispering in my ear
elements of the periodic table
Im picturing
A gaming headset in his hair
And sexy safety goggles on
As he builds
a robotic office chair.
CHORUS (2x)
Dont need a jock
I want a spock
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