I date Emmett Cullen. I really like sports cars that my brother, Edward, refers to as "ostentatious". I have blonde hair, gold eyes, and a body any normal human boy would compare to that of a Greek goddess. But don't hate on me. I had a rough childhood. Just because I never age, look like a supermodel, and have a lot of money doesn't mean I should be treated like someone special. I'm just your everyday average girl vampire.

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Mondays: Shannon (aka Shanaynay or Hannon)
Billie Costigan, head of the Irish Internet Mafia
Mermaid Seagreen Power Ranger
Porn star name: Tinkerbell "Bella" Ridgeview
Evil Sailor Scout Name: Sailor Emosewa Enutpen
Personal channel: becoolsodapop
Birthday ('cause we want presents): July 17th
***Is on a vlogging hiatus of sorts because her computer went BOOM***

Tuesdays: Becca
Cynthia Cynic, head of the Australian Internet Mafia
Autumn Leaf Red Power Ranger
Porn star name: Smokey Widdicombe
Age/Location: 17 / Ontario, Canada
Personal channel: triggerhappyzombiex
Birthday ('cause we want presents): January 24th

Wednesdays: Jen (aka Hen)
Neith Masika, head of the Egyptian Internet Mafia
Lightening Orange Power Ranger
Porn star name: Ginger Lakecrest
Evil Sailor Scout Name: Sailor Angus
Age/Location: 22 / Nova Scotia, Canada
Personal channel: captainjacked
Birthday ('cause we want presents): June 21st


Thursdays: Meg (aka Megzorz)
Cassidy Cam, head of the Scottish Internet Mafia
Lava Lamp Pink Power Ranger
Porn star name: Angie Honolulu
Evil Sailor Scout Name: Sailor Pen15
Age/Location: 22 / California, United States
Personal channel: killmonstersntherain
Birthday ('cause we want presents): July 30th


Fridays: Sarah
Hannah Montana (HEY, SARAH! ARE YOU EVER GOING TO CHANGE THIS? ROFL [No, I'm not.]), head of the Luxembourg Internet Mafia
Sunshine Yellow Power Ranger
Porn star name: Magic Seneca
Evil Sailor Scout Name: Blaqk Electrik
Age/Location: 17 / Tennessee, United States
Personal channel: slowmotioncity
Birthday ('cause we want presents): September 24th


Saturdays: Joya (aka Hoya)
Godiva Gunda, head of the Greenland Internet Mafia
Grammar Gangsta Green Power Ranger
Porn star name: Princess Pebblestone
Evil Sailor Scout Name: Sailor Oh Snap Burn
Age/Location: 21 / Texas, United States
Personal channel: supjoya
Birthday ('cause we want presents): March 20th

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[about the song "Vindicated" by Dashboard Confessional]
Joya: omg i want to fuck this guy's voice. I LOVE THIS SONG SO HARD. fuck it into the WALL.

Joya: omg our electricity just blinked
Joya: O_O
Jen: O_O
Jen: lol it blinked
Jen: DON'T BLINK
Joya: liek, the lights blinked and the a/c stopped and stuff
Joya: OMG STOP
Joya: OMGGGG THE LIGHTS WENT OFF FOR A SECOND. WHAT IF SOMETHING INANIMATE MOVED? OMG.

Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun--for a Hermit.
- The Doctor

I'm not a sooper pooper. But I tinkle pretty fast. I also like Grant from Ghost Hunters and Jason Marsden because he plays Max from A Goofy Movie.
- Shannon

I have all of A Goofy Movie memorized, word for word.
- Meg

FEAR US. AND HAVE YOUR NEOSPORIN READY.
- Hoya

Shannon: is porn star one word or two?
Shannon: (best question ever, right?)
Joya: lmao
Jen: ummm.
Joya: one, i think
Joya: no, TWO. it's two
Shannon: O HAI. niiiiiice. joya's our little dictionary

Meg: I keep saying, if there's going to be a Hollywood premiere of Twilight, I'm gonna go and kidnap rpattz
Shannon: PFT I'M RIGHT THERE WITH YOU! RPATTZ ILU
Meg: LOL! If I do kidnap him, I'mma make him do my vlog with me! Then mail him to you. He'll be like a kitty that we all share!!
Shannon: LOL
Meg: only not a kittie but an RPATTZ
Shannon: LOLOLOL

BECCA BRINGZ ALL DA SPRINKLZ TO DA YARD.
- Joya

I think I'm going to start playing the lottery and try to become rich so I could fly all of us out to Forks to have like a week long slumber party complete with fangirling, movie/tv marathons, squeeing and looking for vampires.
- Meg

YouTube must be morbidly obese now with all the comments and videos it's eating. >:|
- Jen

Director: NO DRUGZ ON SET.
RPattz: *DETOX*
- Joya

INTERNET MAFIA PWNS TEH WERLD.
- Meg

TIMmy: OMG STOP writing on me! D:
Us: *ABUSE*