This is the video arm of "THE COCK AND BULL" blog. Eventually we will be producing videos. For now, we are seeking to publish the following: fiction, non- fiction, fiction on parade as non-fiction for added sensational value, short plays, novels in progress (please, excerpts only for fuck's sake), famous authors writing under pseudonyms, reviews of music, blogs, theatre, film, culture, literature, art, or what you will.

We are particularly desperate for Senryu, Villanelle's (if you have to ask, you may not submit one of these), and Limericks.

We also seek and publish fake celebrity profiles, real celebrity profiles, real profiles of fake celebrities, knock knock jokes, shortness of breath, dizziness, and erections lasting for more than four hours.

To submit content for consideration, email text IN THE BODY OF AN EMAIL to dennistrainorjr at yahoo dot com.

We can not, and will not, pay you. You work for the art, don't you? Money would just complicate things.