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HELGA, SHE WOLF OF SPILBERG by The Cinema Snob thecinema... - 1,361 views - 3 days ago
The Snob takes some time out of moving to a new place to trash a horrible women in prison film called "Helga."
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BRUNO MATTEI'S TERMINATOR II by The Cinema Snob thecinema... - 3,120 views - 3 weeks ago
Before James Cameron wowed the world with "Terminator 2: Judgment Day," little did anyone know that Bruno Mattei already arrived first with the Italian "Terminator II."
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NAIL GUN MASSACRE by The Cinema Snob thecinema... - 3,191 views - 3 weeks ago
The Cinema Snob gets unwillingly nailed by the worst slasher film in the history of film.
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Michael Jackson and David Letterman Jacksons Variety Show strawberrymj - 58,317 views - 3 years ago
The Jacksons Show ep 5, 1977 (guest Georgia Engel)season 2 001 Michael Jackson and David Letterman
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Zombieland Trailer 2009 reptile04 - 70,757 views - 3 weeks ago
Zombieland Trailer 2009

In theaters: October 9, 2009
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Rocky IV- No Easy Way Out andrew0668 - 148,132 views - 10 months ago
Rocky IV (1985)
Director: Sylvester Stallone

Starring:
Sylvester Stallone, Carl Weathers, Michael Pataki, Brigitte Nielsen, Dolph Lundgren, Burt Young, Talia Shire

NO EASY WAY OUT
Artist: Robert Tepper
Writer: Robert Tepper
Publisher: Flowering Stone Music/Heavy Breather Music (ASCAP) © 1985
Producer: Joe Chiccarelli

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HOLOCAUST 2 reviewed by The Cinema Snob thecinema... - 11,601 views - 2 years ago
Even a drunk Cinema Snob can't bring himself to say anything good about the nazisploitation revenge flick "Holocaust 2."
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ZOMBIE LAKE by The Cinema Snob thecinema... - 21,544 views - 1 year ago
You know what's worse than nazis? Zombie nazis! Not because they're dangerous, but because they are featured in this piece of shit known as "Zombie Lake."
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HORRIFYING EXPERIMENTS OF THE SS LAST DAYS - The Cinema Snob thecinema... - 41,146 views - 1 year ago
Well isn't that a hell of a title to begin Season 2 with! While the Snob may not have any furniture, that's no excuse not to make fun of this nazisploitation flick.

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PIERRE KIRBY WEEK Pt 1: "Zombie Vs. Ninja" - The Cinema Snob thecinema... - 2,552 views - 1 month ago
The 1st in our 5 Part Pierre Kirby Retrospective starts here with "Zombie Vs. Ninja." A chopsocky comedy featuring not many zombies and only kind-of ninjas.
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PIERRE KIRBY WEEK Pt. 2: "Full Metal Ninja" - The Cinema Snob thecinema... - 2,022 views - 1 month ago
Part 2 of our week long Pierre Kirby retrospective answers the burning question: "What the hell ever happened to Pierre Kirby?"
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PIERRE KIRBY WEEK Pt 3 : "Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent" - The Cinema Snob thecinema... - 1,823 views - 1 month ago
The Pierre Kirby movie we have all been waiting for. "Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent." Pierre Kirby and a giant freakin snake.
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FREAK OUT (Full Trailer) StonedGre... - 2,117 views - 11 months ago
In 1977, teenager Wayne (Nick Foster) gathers his two friends, female runaway Rhonda (Sarah Ogg) and disco club hopper Tim (David Gobble), for a drug party located in the suburban home of quiet recluse Dean (Brad Jones). But unknown to Tim and Rhonda are the horrible secrets which lie in Dean's basement storage room. Dean is the uncaptured child murderer who uses his basement as a torture dungeon with the help of Wayne and fellow teenager David (Buford Stowers). When the drugs and alcohol mix get higher throughout the night, not even so called friends are safe from the sadistic bloodlust of Dean. Inspired by a true story.

"Freak Out" was the first full length film from Brad Jones (who is currently seen on youtube in the comedic role of The Cinema Snob) and debuted in one theater in the fall of 2004. It has since won awards for various performances, but has yet to receive a DVD release. It is very loosely based on the last night in the life of real life serial killer Dean Corll.

Copyright 2003. Stoned Gremlin Productions
Written and Directed by Brad Jones
Produced by Ryan Mitchelle.
Unrated but features strong language, nudity, graphic sequences of torture, rape, and extreme drug use.
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CHEAP full trailer StonedGre... - 656 views - 11 months ago
"Like a modern day 'Last House on Dead End Street.' It's sick, twisted, and oddly comic."
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"Cheap" is an explicit thriller detailing the feasibility of producing and distributing snuff films, which are still only considered to be an urban legend. Driven mad by his failure to sell a profitable film to the porn industry, a director decides to create authentic snuff films with the assistance of two teenage runaways and a perverted cameraman. When the films bring in a profit through an amateur internet production company, they begin to see the film industry for what it really is: a world of backstabbing and double crosses. The group of twisted filmmakers then extract their own form of graphic revenge on the very people who made them successful.

Copyright 2005.
Stoned Gremlin Productions
Written and Directed by Brad Jones
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MIDNIGHT HEAT Full Trailer StonedGre... - 1,174 views - 10 months ago
Opens Saturday, September 6th at the Springfield IL Hoogland Center For the Arts.

"Midnight Heat" is a story of cops, hookers, killers, and pimps; all centered around one sleazy night in the late 1980's. A cocaine addicted homicide detective (Jake Norvell) is brought out of suspension in order to trail a local prostitute (Bianca Queen) who may become the next victim of The Scalper (Nick Foster), a serial killer who preys on the city's hookers.

Meanwhile, her mentally unstable pimp (Brad Jones, YouTube's "The Cinema Snob") attempts to get out of the business while finding it harder to protect his girls from both the killer and from an abusive rival pimp (Buford Stowers).

With an ensemble cast of characters and intersecting story lines, "Midnight Heat" is a throwback to the taut seedy streetwalker thrillers of the early 80's such as "Vice Squad" and "Savage Streets."

Copyright 2007.
Stoned Gremlin Productions.
New Horizons Productions.
Produced by Ryan Mitchelle
Written and Directed by Brad Jones
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The Cinema Snob LOVES himself some classics of arthouse cinema and goes to sleep at night dreaming of the films of Fellini, Kurosawa, Godard, and Bergman. But what happens when this pretentious snob is given the task of reviewing low budget exploitation flicks of the past?
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Channel Comments (338)
germyfromirc (17 hours ago)
"these are the ppl jason kills in the opening sequences.." LOL- perrfect..
germyfromirc (17 hours ago)
wow this movie really sucks.. its as if hte guy was making an audition video for FULL MOON Entertainment.. and FAILED
ymk89 (2 days ago)
YOU ARE GOD

Anyways, you should start reviewing Steven Seagal DTV movies. Seriously, REVIEW SOME STEVEN SEAGAL DTV MOVIES.

Also, check out Motocross Zombies From Hell and Zombies Gone Wild.
bbpulpafficionados (3 days ago)
We hope to come back one day, my dear Snob, for now we are unfortunately on opposite sides of the world.
When we have new videos you will be among the first to know!
HueOfIndigo (1 week ago)
Hi! I've been watching your vids for a while and finally subcribed. :) I love the Cinema Snob reviews especially the Zombie ones. Take care and keep up the awesome work. :-D
jeugdeuroparevolutie (1 week ago)
Did you know that the black man dies first in Red Dawn? BTW they should make an Arab version of that movie.
HacknSlash1983 (1 week ago)
I wish you would review a movie every week.
dvdmoviebuffer (1 week ago)
Thank you so much for talking about ninja untouchable and the monkey with 72 magic I was about to rent it and it look like a piece of shit dvd. I took it out my rental thank for saving my time
vicepresidentfru1tly (1 week ago)
You should review Undefeatable. It's a very Pierre Kirby style actionsploitation flick complete with cheesy dialogue and jumpsuits. You'd do a great job.
MilknPopcorn (2 weeks ago)
I love your movie reviews! They are very funny! Also I saw when you were going through your burnt/pirated film collection, you had slaughtered vomit dolls. Is it a good film? And if not, could you review it? Please?!
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