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Number of times on CNN: Do re-runs count?
Number of viewers who wet themselves: 13
You Tube Haters: about 3 or 4
Time left till my next hater: 20 min or so
Oblivious to my genius: 6.7 billion
Ex wives: 2
Good Kids: 2
Bad Kids: I never saw that lady B4 in my life
Speeding Citations: #_%&#$#*&!
Number of times dead: 2
Total number of minutes dead: 8-10
Lucky Number: 443556
Most descriptive number: 333
Tattoos: 200+
Piercings: 10 plus 8 loops of cable in chest
Personal speed record (bike): 165 mph
Years working in Hollywood: 26
Years trying to get out of Hollywood: 25
IQ: 136
Shoe: 12E
Hat size: 7 7/8

I write the songs that make the whole world blow beverages out their noses. Well, hopefully.

All of my videos will let you AUTOMATICALLY respond with a video. I will not censor or delete anything unless it's spam or hateful racist BS directed towards others. You can yell at me all ya like ;)

I like to write crazy songs. It always came fairly easy to me and then I studied it a while in order to get better.

Laughter is good for the soul. It strengthens the immune system and it helps shed a little stress off the day.

As abrasive as some of my stuff may seem on the surface, my goal is simply to get you to laugh an feel better.

My music can be downloaded for free at http://garageband.com/thech...