Loving your work guys but i'd like to know where you got the god-damn name? I'd have a team of lawyers on your ass if I wasn't so broke since those for-closing sons of bitches down at the Savings& Loans hadn't cleaned me out and left me subsisting on prison food, gophers and the odd bit of greasy horse. Naw, excuse my rusticated manners, unnaccustomed as I am to city manners, i'm only joshing on ya. You guys sure do some mighty picking and a singing. You aint one at a timing here, your maaaaaass communicating.

How is everybody?

O.K. So you think 'Call me Merl' is the man. What with that and findin' his gurls attractive must make you a candidate fer a seeing dog.
'have to admit, we wuz a bit thrown when Sowerbutts and his cronies shows up at las' night's gig wearin' campaign poster T-shirts and sittin' thar tryin' to stare us out!
Grandpa said his piece an' I reckon Hogwallop 1 - Sowerbutts 0
We'll not be too bothered til his ugly mug features on the front page of the NYT. We'll be ready fer more trouble at the ol' 'Shady Oak' next Saturday.
Oh and let me know where to send the doggy-bix fer that guide dog when you get it.

Old Merl's the perfickt man fer the white house, if only you Hogwallops wernt so goddam pig headedidly stubbun you'd see his greatness. Ah seed his po ten shall right away (it aint got nothin to do with him introducin me to all his galls), Sourbutts headed fer greatness while you boys are headin out of town. Dont under estee mate Merl's power. I aint so sure he had nuthin t'do with Horny Toads dissa peerance, you just tell Boy to be careful next time he takes Dog fer a walk. Love and kisses Tengumaniac. I'll be keepin an eye on you boys (and listenin too).

Now look what you've started!
Vote fer 'Call me Merl' Sowerbutt posters have reached facebook now.
I reckon them Obama and McCain supporters will be lookin' fer you if I give the word!

Hey! If you've got a Tengu, why not send a vid of it singing along to Honkey-Tonk Women?