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Tire Loving Douchebag technohawk - 1,317 views - 6 months ago
Many thanks to Capricia13 for singing this.

Lyrics

He's a tire loving Douchebag,
a rock piling ex-fag.
He's a tire loving Douchebag
And he'll spam you every night.

He's a tire loving Douchebag,
a rock piling ex-fag.
He's a tire fucking Douchebag
And he'll spam you every night.

I met him there
in the forum threads
where he spammed his video.
And it's strange to him
some people think
he's not a big hero.

It's six a.m
On the hour hand
And he's working out his thighs.
And he's looking really manly
just waiting for the Marvel guys.

He's a tire loving Douchebag,
a rock piling ex-fag
He's a tire loving Douchebag
And he'll spam you every night.

He's a tire loving Douchebag,
a rock piling ex-fag.
He's a tire loving Douchebag
And he'll spam you every night.

Fifteen weeks have come and gone
since he last dined on the cock.
And he's keeping busy
by lifting and sorting rocks.

It's a sacrifice hauling bails of hay
for hundreds of views, every day.
But it's worth it all
just to not bone a guy in the hall.

He's a tire loving Douchebag,
a rock piling ex-fag.
He's a tire loving Douchebag
And he'll spam you every night.

He already knows
that he's a douchebag.
He already knows
he misspelled his flag.

He'll scream and he'll shout,
like a big kid,
won't admit what he did
he's a douche...

(Instrumental)
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The Douche Lift technohawk - 756 views - 6 months ago
Is this the new Captain America?

Nope, just a douche.

Lyrics & Music by Sanchez and Drizzt(remix)
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The Ballad of ZootSanchez technohawk - 2,551 views - 7 months ago
ZootSanchez is a hero of the internet and also a genius. This was made as a tribute to him.

The mp3 can be downloaded here:
http://www.tindeck.com/audio/m y/ocuo/The-Ballad-of-ZootSanch ez

Listen to the story of zoot San-chez
The man who called another man a douche-bag
zootSanchez is so very strong
and he has an eight inch dong
I'm told that's bigger than average
Yes I'm told that's bigger than average

ZootSanchez made a video that
made a man go hetero.
There's nothing wrong with being gay
In our opinion that's quite ok.
But this guy was super gaaay
We're talking ball fondling gay.

The video upset that dude's lovers
who were not happy that he went straayyt.
They sent Sanchez some nasty mails
and told him to go sit on nails.
Because they lost their lover,
Their big, strong gay lover.

ZootSanchez made a video that
made a man go hetero.
There's nothing wrong with being gay
In our opinion that's quite ok.
But this guy was super gaaay
We're talking Elton John gay.

Wicked awesome guitar solo. \m/

ZootSanchez is the hero of the internet
Fighting off the crazies left and riiiiight.
They sent some lawyers on a plane
to argue about puh-blic domain.
But Sanchez beat them ooofff
OK that was a poor choice of words.

ZootSanchez made a video that
made a man go hetero.
There's nothing wrong with being gay
In our opinion that's quite ok.
But this guy was super gaaay
We're talking Tom Cruise gay.

Now ends the story of zoot San-Chez
but not the story of our cause.
Go and make your own remix
Be sure to mention Rednecked hicks.
That lift giant rocks,
And don't suck on cocks.

Anymore!
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Auto-Tune the News #6: Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin. schmoyoho - 470,425 views - 1 week ago
mp3 available: http://amiestreet.com/music/th e-gregory-brothers/auto-tune-t he-news-number-6/?pytr=gregory brothers
ATTN shirts now available: http://www.districtlines.com/A uto-Tune-the-News

disclaimer: DON'T TAKE PILLS WITH GIN! YOU WILL DIE!!

the beat is a lightly remixed version of 100th Sight by Kapluckus (a Gregory Residence band consisting of Constance Waddell, Michael Gregory, Jamie Forrest, Stuart Harrison and Jacob Crigler)--find the original song here:

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObj ects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum? id=287197640&s=143441

Lyrics:

NG: Hey-ohhhh! Congress! Climate change bill! Let's get our debate on--1,2,3

MB:
It is time to stand up and say
We get to choose
We get to choose
It's one of the two
liberty or tyranny

EG: can we please choose something in between? mediocrity?
MG: chastity?
HW: puppetry?
OB: obesity?
JE: marijuanity? pretty please?!

MB: The underlying bill represents the tyranny of the government
It's our choice, what will we choose today?
Will we choose liberty, or will we choose tyranny?

MG: it all depends--who gets to be the tyrant?
SG: I thought this bill was about the climate

NP: Just remember these 4 words
For what this legislation means
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs
Let's vote for jobs
CC: and jobs
NP: and jobs
CC: don't forget about jobs

Speaker: Those in favor say "aye".
CC: AAAAYYE!
Speaker: Those opposed, "no".

JB:
Hell no! Hell no! Hell noooooooo!!
The fight that we have between the 2 sides of the aisle boils down to one word:
JB: freedom
CC: freedom!
JB: freedom
CC: freedom!
JB: freedom that will allow the American people to live their lives
hell no!
Nano Man: hell no!
JB: hell no!
Nano Man: hell no!
JB: hell noooooooo!
Nano Man: hell no!
Let's allow America to flourish to allow jobs to flourish, and allow freedom to flourish!
hell noooooooo!
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SP:
I'm not wired to operate under the same old politics as usual.
With this announcement that I'm not seeking re-election, I've determined that it's best to transfer the authority of governor to Lieutenant Governor Parnell.

RS:
Hey, could she be pregnant?

EG: Pregnant with ideas bout how to run for president!

CW:
Interesting and perhaps successful strategy to win her the presidency.

MG: To win you gotta quit!
EG: To quit you gotta win!
MG: the chips are on the table -
WK: She's really all in.
But it's high risk.

JL:
The people who like her
Are still gonna like her
The people who have doubts about her
Are just gonna have the same doubts
EG: No doubt
JL: Same doubts
MG: SHAWTAYEE
All: Same doubts!

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Couric:
What do you do if you have Tylenol and other medications with acetaminophen?

JE: I take a fistful of pills
and get busy mixin em in my gin

What about Vicodin and Percocet? Will they be banned ultimately?

JE: Not if I can help it!
You know it's unconstitutional
To take away my God-given pharmaceuticals

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BO: I have warned that one day
Michael Jackson would wake up dead
Wake up, wake up dead
Meredith, I had warned everyone--
SG: --He told you so
BO: --one day we're going to have this experience
I feared this day
And here we are
Keith, people often die
for very strange reasons
They wake up dead
Wake up, wake up dead
EG: wakin up
MG: wakin up
BO: wakin up
KC: wakin up
EG: wakin up is a strange reason to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
.......whoo!
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PUG PUSHES STROLLER-PORTLAND OREGON RusticOregon - 273,726 views - 1 week ago
Music http://www.DaxJohnson.com .
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Jenny the Pug pushes her Nintendog Pug puppies around Portland, Oregon. She leaves from our home, goes under the St Johns Bridge, visits Waterfront Park, Downtown Portland, Union Station, Pittock Mansion, Rose Gardens, the Grotto, and returns back home.

The song is 'Child's Garden' by Dax Johnson, a very talented Pacific Northwest songwriter and musician, who sadly left us way too soon. There is a pop-up on the video that lets you buy it from iTunes. Dax lives on through his music.
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Ricky Gervais (LOL) - Health advice to not contract HIV (Out of England) Syadyx - 9,727 views - 4 months ago
LMAO! So funny, Ricky at his best! out of england stand up
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