I order take out and eat it at other resturants

People that work at the hospital don't like me, they never gave me socks. :(

I play truth or dare as long as you play to.
I licked shoes


It's not illegal if you don't get caught

Love is like the wind you can't see it but you can feel it

when i am home alone i blast the music and dance like a freak


never agian... ok one more time

sometimes my friends are like talking dogs with aposible thumbs.


huleo could never be soap

If I was normal my life would just be boring.


If your heart gets broken fix it with duct tape and skittles.

Run like hell from the cops, hide from the F.B.I and never talk to the C.I.A.

My mind is an IPOD my thoughts are songs and my mode is shuffle.

did you know that the abc's and twinkle twinkle little star go to the same tune?

You don't know the future
You don't know when you will die
You live each day wishing you could fly
somehow knowing each day could be your last
but if you live like me you don't remember all your past.


"I caught you bitch" (inside joke)

About Me: Will I ever learn my lesson... I don't feel like it