It's the 80s... What better way to advertise your upcoming wrestling spectacular than get your talent to rap - badly*




* Nick Bockwinkel excepted

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Teddy Hart cuts a promo in the short-lived MLW promotion. He's either crazy or great at acting crazy - you decide.

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Dusty Rhodes needs help - and Jimmy Valiant has just the thing for him - a hooker!

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Young Irish girl calls a construction/destruction company and requests they destroy her school, very silly...

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Wait until after the awesome hand-jig and be amazed. Now comes with blurriness AND the moment near the end where I fall over and kill my toes - but keep going!
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Let me clarify: This is all one take; there is no editing except the words at the beginning. This is also the original. These are my hands.

Thanks for all the positive feedback!

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Doug Stanhope tells his version of the famous Aristocrats joke. www.dougstanhope.com

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