I wanted to try them because I heard such great things about them.

http://occmakeup.com

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requested by @ronpurtee

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I talk about BIlly Mays, my love for the Giants, Asian poses, some websites.

http://shaggylive.com (@shaggylive)
http://twobeerqueers.com (@twobeerqueers)
http://ronpurtee.com (@ronpurtee)

@bkgirlfriday :)

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Yellow Fever (wongfuprodutions.com).wmv

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Duma Vision Productions

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Download the song here:
http://www.mediafire.com/?4oet hwocftr

Check out me myspace!
http://myspace.com/Christopher Toy

Why do we only see white guys and Asian girls and it's hardly the other way around?

Director: Christopher Toy
Shot and edited by Luke Rocheleau
Music: Christopher and Loren Toy
Guitar: Loren Toy
Lyrics: Christopher Toy, Luke Rocheleau and Fulton Hawk
Unit Publicist: Anthony Begonia

(Disclaimer: I am very aware of the fact that the lyrics are stereotyped. This video is not made as a serious piece. This video is a comedic satire/social commentary. Please, do not believe a word I say in this song. Thank you for not taking this video seriously.)


Verse 1
Tell me was it my xanga? My anime or my manga?
Did I turn you away with all my references to Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist and such?

I know, I stood in line to reserve my Pokemon Pearl
I admit my share of raiding in that Warcraft World
Please give me a chance, am I asking too much?

Chorus

You are the best thing that's ever happened to me
I love you more than I love rice and kim chee
At times I may be timid, at times I may be shy
But just because I'm not the white guy doesn't mean I'm not the right guy

Verse 2

You like to watch him eat with chopsticks, it's so cute to watch him try
But I've got crazy ninja chopstick skills that'd make a grown man cry!
Is it really wrong to still live at home? (with my mom...)

Not a single soul can match my skills at DDR
You know that I don't drift every time you're in my car
Is it really a crime to keep the plastic on my couch and on my phone?

Chorus 2

I need you more than "fortune" needs "cookie"
You're more important than my computer science degree
At times I may be nerdy, but that don't mean I don't try
Just because I'm not the white guy, doesn't mean I'm not the right guy

Bridge

You said I was selfish cause I spent all my time on my medical degree
But you know, I was only trying to take care of you and our extended families

Chorus 3

Can't you see, I'd rather have "us" than have a wii
For you I'd get straight A's in school, never once get a single "B"
My arms are not hairy, Korean dramas make me cry
Just because I'm not the white guy doesn't mean I'm not the right guy

© 2007 Christopher Toy

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