ah lie to sii on mah porch an eat mah food. mah ma mays da bes foo she fry da shrim an ah eat it wit ma han an i lie how it tase. ah awso lie chrismas coz ah git gifs, da gifs ar coo i lie to play wit dem on mah porch wen am eatin mah food, playin and eatin is very fon but wunce i wuz playin an a shrim gut stoc in mah throte an mah ma had to com an save me, she put her mouf on mah mouf an she bloo hot air into ma mouf den she sucked out da hot air an ah starded breathin agen. ah remember dat her breth was tastin nasty in mah mouf, it tase lie decayin teef, cofee and egs, ah didin lie how tha tase . And last but certainly not least, i enjoy recording things with my camera, but right now its malfunctioning for some reason, i guess i'll just have to send it to get repaired or just buy a new one.