American Sign Language version of "Still Alive" from the game ...
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American Sign Language version of "Still Alive" from the game Portal. Click "more info" to see a transcript of the signs alongside the lyrics.
This was a triumph. HERE TRIUMPH I'm making a note here: I WRITE Huge success. BIG SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. HARD EXPRESS MY SATISFIED
Aperture Science. {APERTURE} SCIENCE We do what we must because we can. DO WHY? WE CAN For the good of all of us HELP-(all) Except the ones who are dead. BUT NOT PEOPLE DEAD
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. BUT YOU NOT CRY ABOUT MISTAKE+++ You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. YOU TRY+++ UNTIL CAKE GONE And the science gets done and you make a neat gun. SCIENCE FINISH, YOU MAKE COOL GUN For the people who are still alive. FOR PEOPLE STILL ALIVE
I'm not even angry. I NOT ANGRY I'm being so sincere right now. I TELL TRUE Even though you broke my heart and killed me. NO-MATTER YOU BREAK HEART, KILL-(me) And tore me to pieces. TEAR-(me)+++ And threw every piece into a fire. THROW-(me)-(at)+++ FIRE And as they burned it hurt because AS BURN HURT WHY? I was so happy for you! I HAPPY FOR-(you)
Now these points of data make a beautiful line. NOW POINTS {DATA} MAKE BEAUTIFUL LINE And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time. NOW FINISH, LEAVE ON-TIME So I'm GLaD I got burned. I HAPPY I BURN Think of all the things we learned THINK-(about) ALL LEARN For the people who are still alive. FOR PEOPLE STILL ALIVE
Go ahead and leave me. YOU LEAVE-(me) I think I prefer to stay inside. I PREFER STAY INSIDE Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. MAYBE YOU FIND OTHER PERSON, HELP-(you) Maybe Black Mesa... MAYBE BLACK TABLE THAT WAS A JOKE. Haha. FAT CHANCE. THAT JOKE, FUNNY, FAT MAYBE Anyway, this cake is great. AND CAKE AWESOME It's so delicious and moist. DELICIOUS, MOIST
Look at me still talking when there's science to do. LOOK-(at me) TALK++, SCIENCE NOT FINISH When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I LOOK-OUT, HAPPY NOT YOU I've experiments to run there is research to be done HAVE EXPERIMENTS, RESEARCH On the people who are still alive ON PEOPLE STILL ALIVE
And believe me I am still alive. BELIEVE-(me) I STILL ALIVE I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I DO SCIENCE, I STILL ALIVE I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. I FEEL AWESOME, I STILL ALIVE While you're dying I'll be still alive. AS YOU DETERIORATE, I STILL ALIVE And when you're dead I will be still alive. WHEN YOU DEAD, I STILL ALIVE
Still alive STILL ALIVE Still alive STILL ALIVE
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"Re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton performed in ZSL (Zombie...
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"Re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton performed in ZSL (Zombie Sign Language). This was definitely my most work-intensive video yet. I made the zombie costume from scratch specifically for this occasion, down to the fake blood and everything. Click "more info" for lyrics.
Heya Tom, its Bob from the office down the hall HI I BOB, OFFICE HALL [location-mid] FROM-[there] Good to see you buddy, howve you been? GOOD SEE-[you] FRIEND, HOW ARE YOU? Thing have been OK for me except that Im a zombie now I GET-THROUGH OK, BUT I BECOME [ZOMBIE] I really wish youd let us in PAST I WISH YOU INVITE-[us] I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand I THINK WE AGREE WE UNDERSTAND Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand WHY YOU NOT WANT OBEY US But heres an FYI: youre all gonna die screaming BUT I SEND {FYI} FUTURE YOU-[all] DIE, SCREAM
All we want to do is eat your brains WE WANT DO-WHAT? YOUR BRAIN EAT Were not unreasonable, I mean, WE NOT CRAZY, No ones gonna eat your eyes NOT EYES EAT All we want to do is eat your brains WE WANT DO-WHAT? YOUR BRAIN EAT Were at an impasse here, TWO-OF-US NOT GET-ALONG, Maybe we should compromise: MAYBE TWO-OF-US NEGOTIATE If you open up the doors IF YOU OPEN Well all come inside and eat your brains WE ENTER, YOUR BRAIN EAT
I dont want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? I KNOW I PICK-ON-[you] BUT YOUR PLAN WHAT? To spend your whole life locked inside a mall? LIVE ALONE INSIDE MALL? Maybe thats OK for now but someday MAYBE OK NOW, BUT FUTURE Youll be out of food and guns GUN, FOOD FINISH And then youll have to make the call YOU MUST DECIDE Im not surprised to see I NOT SURPRISE Wou havent thought it through enough YOU NOT PONDER ENOUGH You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff PAST YOU NOT UNDERSTAND-ALL But Tom, thats what I do, BUT I UNDERSTAND, And I plan on eating you slowly PLAN EAT-[you] SLOW
[chorus]
Id like to help you Tom, in any way I can TOM, I WANT HELP-[you] I sure appreciate the way youre working with me TWO-OF-US COOPERATE I APPRECIATE Im not a monster Tom, well, technically I am I NOT MONSTER (pause) TRUE I guess I am YES
Ive got another meeting Tom, HAVE MEETING, Maybe we could wrap it up MAYBE TWO-OF-US END I know well get to common ground somehow FUTURE TWO-OF-US AGREE Meanwhile Ill report back to my colleagues NOW I GO-TO FRIENDS, Who were chewing on the doors THEY DO-WHAT? DOOR CHEW I guess well table this for now TWO-OF-US POSTPONE THIS Im glad to see you take constructive criticism well MY CRITICIZE YOU ACCEPT Thank you for your time I know were all busy as hell YOUR ATTENTION THANK-YOU, WE BUSY And well put this thing to bed FUTURE THIS MELT-AWAY When I bash your head open WHEN I SMASH-[you]
"Re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton performed in ZSL (Zombie...
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"Re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton performed in ZSL (Zombie Sign Language). This was definitely my most work-intensive video yet. I made the zombie costume from scratch specifically for this occasion, down to the fake blood and everything. Click "more info" for lyrics.
Heya Tom, its Bob from the office down the hall HI I BOB, OFFICE HALL [location-mid] FROM-[there] Good to see you buddy, howve you been? GOOD SEE-[you] FRIEND, HOW ARE YOU? Thing have been OK for me except that Im a zombie now I GET-THROUGH OK, BUT I BECOME [ZOMBIE] I really wish youd let us in PAST I WISH YOU INVITE-[us] I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand I THINK WE AGREE WE UNDERSTAND Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand WHY YOU NOT WANT OBEY US But heres an FYI: youre all gonna die screaming BUT I SEND {FYI} FUTURE YOU-[all] DIE, SCREAM
All we want to do is eat your brains WE WANT DO-WHAT? YOUR BRAIN EAT Were not unreasonable, I mean, WE NOT CRAZY, No ones gonna eat your eyes NOT EYES EAT All we want to do is eat your brains WE WANT DO-WHAT? YOUR BRAIN EAT Were at an impasse here, TWO-OF-US NOT GET-ALONG, Maybe we should compromise: MAYBE TWO-OF-US NEGOTIATE If you open up the doors IF YOU OPEN Well all come inside and eat your brains WE ENTER, YOUR BRAIN EAT
I dont want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? I KNOW I PICK-ON-[you] BUT YOUR PLAN WHAT? To spend your whole life locked inside a mall? LIVE ALONE INSIDE MALL? Maybe thats OK for now but someday MAYBE OK NOW, BUT FUTURE Youll be out of food and guns GUN, FOOD FINISH And then youll have to make the call YOU MUST DECIDE Im not surprised to see I NOT SURPRISE Wou havent thought it through enough YOU NOT PONDER ENOUGH You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff PAST YOU NOT UNDERSTAND-ALL But Tom, thats what I do, BUT I UNDERSTAND, And I plan on eating you slowly PLAN EAT-[you] SLOW
[chorus]
Id like to help you Tom, in any way I can TOM, I WANT HELP-[you] I sure appreciate the way youre working with me TWO-OF-US COOPERATE I APPRECIATE Im not a monster Tom, well, technically I am I NOT MONSTER (pause) TRUE I guess I am YES
Ive got another meeting Tom, HAVE MEETING, Maybe we could wrap it up MAYBE TWO-OF-US END I know well get to common ground somehow FUTURE TWO-OF-US AGREE Meanwhile Ill report back to my colleagues NOW I GO-TO FRIENDS, Who were chewing on the doors THEY DO-WHAT? DOOR CHEW I guess well table this for now TWO-OF-US POSTPONE THIS Im glad to see you take constructive criticism well MY CRITICIZE YOU ACCEPT Thank you for your time I know were all busy as hell YOUR ATTENTION THANK-YOU, WE BUSY And well put this thing to bed FUTURE THIS MELT-AWAY When I bash your head open WHEN I SMASH-[you]
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