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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be to if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
.Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
♥13+1=14♥
♥13+1=14♥
♥13+1=14♥
A guy handed his girlfriend 14 roses. 13 real. 1 fake. He said i'll love you until the last one dies.. She gladly accepted them. But when she grabbed them. She said "one of these is fake.."He said "exactly. that's because i will love you forever."
MUAHAHAHA YOU JUST GOT HACKED BY DIVA1GIRL[7-16-08] ok so what can i say about my bestfriend well shes my bestfriend shes really awesome i'm so happi i met her i luv her 2death shes totally fantabulas i dont think i could go a day with out talking 2her. luv ya! take care! peace!
-XoxoDiva1girl