He'll punch you in the fat, guy!
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He'll punch you in the fat, guy!
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LYRICS:
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy
I came back from time, I got my power glove
Burt Reynolds stole it from me, I got it back
Teleporting fat guy
He's teleporting, and he's so damn fat (Yeah I am!)
Teleporting fat guy
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy
Punched Burt Reynolds right in the face
Made him look like such a disgrace
Cause I'm the teleporting
Teleporting fat guy,
Punch you in the fat, guy
I'm from outer space
Teleporting fat guy
Teleporting fat guy
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Added: 1 week ago
Views: 1,077,171
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Batman makes a cool video for the Internets.
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Batman makes a cool video for the Internets.
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Added: 3 weeks ago
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WATCH "That Damn Neighbor" FIRST: http://youtube.com/watch?v=dewxCGrauco
NEIGHBOR SHIRT
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In this video, Benny Jean has his Yard Sale interrupted by a very unwelcome guest.
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Added: 2 months ago
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Anthony is required to take care of a fake baby in order to pass his Sociology class.
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Anthony is required to take care of a fake baby in order to pass his Sociology class.
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Added: 2 months ago
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READ: If you haven't seen "There Will Be Blood", watch this first: http://youtube.com/watc
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Added: 3 months ago
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Ian bets Anthony not to use his right hand for a day.
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Ian bets Anthony not to use his right hand for a day.
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Added: 4 months ago
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Boxman tries to get a girlfriend.
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Boxman tries to get a girlfriend.
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LYRICS:
There was this one time not too long ago
I saw this one girl that made my heart explode
She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho
If I made her my girl, my life would be whole
I've never spoken to her, not even a word
I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd
But believe me I've tried, but to no avail
When I flirt with girls, I always fail
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend
He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend
It's about time that I face my fears
Or I'll regret this for years and years
Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl...
Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl
Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this
...You smell that? it smells like piss
Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee
Will you please go on a date with me?
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend
Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend
Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot
You know that kinda thing will get you shot
Humans and boxes just don't intertwine
I could have you arrested for this crime
What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century
Why you gotta go and act so elementary
I'm human inside, although it doesn't show
Come on baby, lets go
I'm not gonna let people bring me down
Now that's just something that I won't allow
I taught myself that i should just walk away
But then I always throw boiling water in their face
If there's something that I've learned from all this
It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates
But sticking together through thick and thin
And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend
He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend?
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Added: 4 months ago
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Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers.
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Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers.
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LYRICS:
I'll tell you bout one day when I was young
I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on
Something 'bout robots that destroy each other
It made me want to go blow up my mother
Oo, Anthony is not alone
It made me want to go blow up my home
Eventually I did, but that ain't the point
I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme
And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about
We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around
If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right
'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight
Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap
They told us that this script was full of nonsense
I bet you thought I was gonna say crap
because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that
Transformers will -- punch you in the face
Transformers won't -- do the Macerena
Transformers -- always say no to drugs
Transformers
They don't even need to use a glock
They can take you down with their electric shock
Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock
But not as much as a slap from my hand
Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime?
Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime
If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter
He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn)
Optimus knows how to use his hose
He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes
Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose
Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads
Ooh, you like that, we switched it up
Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt
And Thunderblast is a slut
What?... she is...
Transformers will -- find a cure for death
Transformers won't -- do your algebra
Transformers -- are against terrorism
Transformers
The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots
Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot
They got moves like you ain't ever got
No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine
They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane
Moves so whack that you can't explain
Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain
Moves that Decepticons could never attain
You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game
Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame
You fight to contain the shame you've obtained
Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim
Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say
Transformers -- hit the club like every day
Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction
They explode in your face like a chain reaction
Transformers will -- run for president
Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween
Transformers -- hardcore since '84
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Added: 1 year ago
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