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Rep. Steve Buyer on Smoking Lettuce CSPAN - 6,970 views - 1 month ago
During floor debate on regulating tobacco products, Representative Steve Buyer (R-IN) speaks about the dangers of smoking any substance, including lettuce.
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Smoking Lettuce: Auto Tune the News #5 barelypol... - 268,663 views - 3 weeks ago
Gregory Brothers return with another stellar jam, this time tackling among other things lettuce and smoke

mp3: http://amiestreet.com/music/au to-tune-the-news/auto-tune-the -news-number-5?pytr=gregorybro thers

Lyrics:

Lyrics:

ML: Any world order
That elevates one nation over another
Will fall flat
SG: Ah, snap
ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism
SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves.
ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better.
SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space!
JB: God bless America!
All: Ay!
JB: Gah-awd bless America!
All: Ay!!
JB: God bless, God God bless
God bless America!!
All: Ay-men!!!
SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it...
MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit.
SB: You smoke your lettuce.
MG: Believe me, I've tried.
SB: You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco.
MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat!
RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce.
MG: You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish.
SB: It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke. Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke! It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay. It's the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke!
SG: The more produce we come across, the more problems we see.
KC: Some companies say they've received hundreds of applications for just a single opening.
One man sent a shoooooe to his prospective employer
EG: Shawtayee, don't you know
That Air Jordan was from meeee?
KC: I wore a long, white eyelet dress and a floppy white hat
And carried a walking stick
EG: Oo-wee! Am I crazy, am I trippin on shrooms
Or you singin bout pimpin on the late night news?
Katie Coo, baby boo, you got swagga like a star
Don't stop, real talk, we gon take it to the charts!
You can be
KC: Lady Gaga
EG: I can be
KC: T-Pain
EG: We can be
KC: Bringing on the boogie
EG: Droppin rhymes like rain
You can be
KC: Lady Gaga
EG: I can be
KC: T-Pain
Both: Bringing on the boogie
EG: With floppy hats and pimp canes
LC: We've got some breaking news
Let's go to Tracy Burns--she's got all the news
TB: Actually, Liz, I think you wanna jump up to Robert
Robert: Tracy, baby, you crazy
I don't know what the hell's goin on
Or where the camera belongs
Let's go to Nicole
NP: Me?
Robert: Yeah, you
NP: Me?
Robert: Baby boo
NP: Me?
Robert: Whooo-ooooooooh
NP: Me?
Robert: Nicole don't know; let's throw it to Joe
Joe: Uh, you know, I'm, uh, tryna get a hold of this myself
Breaking news guys, um
I, I don't have it, Liz, I have to send it back down to you
I'm afraid
LC: Okay, that's okay
But the basics of it is
Clearly this is a fascinating story


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