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simonPARASITE
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Joined: 20 April 2008
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Simon is a Parasite.
Simon is a Parasite, who loves you.
Simon is a Parasite, who wants your babies.
Simon is a Parasite, who makes videos.
Simon is a Parasite, who eats babies.
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Videos (30)
Sweet Jesus! They've Taken the Sweetheart!
1:38
[TRANSLATED] Sweet Jesus! They've Taken the S...
[TRANSLATED] Sweet Jesus! They've Taken the Sweetheart!
good lord. if you're not there on the 11th, what ever will we do?! Follow - http:...
2 weeks ago 682 views simonPARASITE
The Best a Man Can Get
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[TRANSLATED] The Best a Man Can Get
[TRANSLATED] The Best a Man Can Get
well hello there, remember me? i should start coming around here more often. m...
3 weeks ago 1,216 views simonPARASITE
For Christina
3:00
[TRANSLATED] For Christina
[TRANSLATED] For Christina
"i feel so excited and delighted today 'coz you, decided to be in my life"
1 month ago 747 views simonPARASITE
I Just Called to Say...
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[TRANSLATED] I Just Called to Say...
[TRANSLATED] I Just Called to Say...
just dropping by to say... my video [comment comment comment] - http://vimeo.co...
1 month ago 866 views simonPARASITE
Everybody Loves a Bit of Nipple
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[TRANSLATED] Everybody Loves a Bit of Nipple
[TRANSLATED] Everybody Loves a Bit of Nipple
awful quality, as usual. =[ here's a fun game, count the number of times i touch ...
2 months ago 1,030 views simonPARASITE
Juno and Simon on a Night Picnic
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[TRANSLATED] Juno and Simon on a Night Picnic
[TRANSLATED] Juno and Simon on a Night Picnic
this was filmed months ago. on halloween. i just found it. while cleaning up my co...
2 months ago 758 views simonPARASITE
Whisper
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[TRANSLATED] Whisper
[TRANSLATED] Whisper
love. hate. betrayal. pleasure. pain. choices.
2 months ago 1,145 views simonPARASITE
Sing Me to Sleep
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[TRANSLATED] Sing Me to Sleep
wow. not in great shape. it's been a while. yes it has. this is cody, wish him...
3 months ago 946 views simonPARASITE
My Graine, Your Graine
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[TRANSLATED] My Graine, Your Graine
[TRANSLATED] My Graine, Your Graine
Here. Are you happy? I made you a video, while I feel like crap. Links? Oh ye...
3 months ago 1,044 views simonPARASITE
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GAY is NOT an INSULT
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[TRANSLATED] GAY is NOT an INSULT
[TRANSLATED] GAY is NOT an INSULT
Our community lives at http://www.nerdfighters.com In which John responds to so...
4 days ago 40,040 views vlogbrothers
Mary's Magic
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[TRANSLATED] Mary's Magic
[TRANSLATED] Mary's Magic
Composed entirely of small sounds recorded from 'The Secret Garden', 'Mary's Magic...
3 weeks ago 39,613 views Fagottron
Bad Doctor
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[TRANSLATED] Bad Doctor
[TRANSLATED] Bad Doctor
This is legit my doctor! A mash up of Tony Blair and Jimmy Carr! Add my Twitter...
4 weeks ago 8,062 views crabstickz
Cooties
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[TRANSLATED] Cooties
[TRANSLATED] Cooties
Speak to your kids about cooties...before cooties speaks to them first.
1 year ago 1,690,534 views ThePitNYC
JESS GETS IT IN THE BUM
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[TRANSLATED] JESS GETS IT IN THE BUM
[TRANSLATED] JESS GETS IT IN THE BUM
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4 weeks ago 327 views TehDancingKiwi
Sheep (Original Song.)
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[TRANSLATED] Sheep (Original Song.)
[TRANSLATED] Sheep (Original Song.)
This is for Jess. http://www.youtube.com/jessums31 So if you don't like it, compla...
4 weeks ago 93 views gwynn255
MONDAY: This is actually really fun!!!!
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[TRANSLATED] MONDAY: This is actually really ...
[TRANSLATED] MONDAY: This is actually really fun!!!!
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1 month ago 369 views oneawesomeworld
Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Heads Will Roll"
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[TRANSLATED] Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Heads Will Roll"
[TRANSLATED] Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Heads Will Roll"
Check out the new video for Yeah Yeah Yeah's off their new album "It's Blitz!" in ...
1 month ago 220,100 views yeahyeahyeahsmusic
Breathing
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[TRANSLATED] Breathing
[TRANSLATED] Breathing
"Yet this I call to mind and therefore I have hope." Keep Breathing - Ingrid Mi...
1 month ago 9,891 views Nanalew
Channel Comments (199)
TrekChicks (1 day ago)
Thank you for subscribing, Simon! Hope you enjoy!

-Christie
windexcleansall (3 days ago)
Oh, wow.

It's all still here.
My apologies!
canadaaustin (1 week ago)
hey, so. i'm in love with you, harold.
windexcleansall (1 week ago)
Hi, last one.

MOAR SLEEP FOR THAT FREAKIN' CANADA WHO LIKES CHANEL SO GODDAMN MUCH.
windexcleansall (1 week ago)
Do YOU like sleep?

'Cause like, CANADA DOES.
windexcleansall (1 week ago)
I LIKE IT WHEN CANADA DOESN'T LOOK DEAD.
THAT WAY, SHE GIVES BETTER HEAD (to me).
windexcleansall (1 week ago)
Canada would like moar sleep.

Hullo.
windexcleansall (1 week ago)
Pie? Do you like pie?

BECAUSE CANADA CAN BAKE PIE WHEN SHE'S NOT A ZOMBIE.
windexcleansall (1 week ago)
She's pretty, but SHE NEEDS HER BEAUTY SLEEP.
windexcleansall (1 week ago)
Canada is only a young blood.
Who lives on the other side of the country.
DIFFERENT TIME ZONES = NO SLEEP FOR CANADA
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