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simonPARASITE
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Joined: April 20, 2008
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Videos Watched: 8,345
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Simon is a Parasite.
Simon is a Parasite, who loves you.
Simon is a Parasite, who wants your babies.
Simon is a Parasite, who makes videos.
Simon is a Parasite, who eats babies.
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Videos (30)
Sweet Jesus! They've Taken the Sweetheart!
1:38
[TRANSLATED] Sweet Jesus! They've Taken the S...
[TRANSLATED] Sweet Jesus! They've Taken the Sweetheart!
good lord. if you're not there on the 11th, what ever will we do?! Follow - http:...
3 weeks ago 787 views simonPARASITE
The Best a Man Can Get
3:43
[TRANSLATED] The Best a Man Can Get
[TRANSLATED] The Best a Man Can Get
well hello there, remember me? i should start coming around here more often. m...
1 month ago 1,334 views simonPARASITE
For Christina
3:00
[TRANSLATED] For Christina
[TRANSLATED] For Christina
"i feel so excited and delighted today 'coz you, decided to be in my life"
1 month ago 760 views simonPARASITE
I Just Called to Say...
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[TRANSLATED] I Just Called to Say...
[TRANSLATED] I Just Called to Say...
just dropping by to say... my video [comment comment comment] - http://vimeo.co...
2 months ago 891 views simonPARASITE
Everybody Loves a Bit of Nipple
4:03
[TRANSLATED] Everybody Loves a Bit of Nipple
[TRANSLATED] Everybody Loves a Bit of Nipple
awful quality, as usual. =[ here's a fun game, count the number of times i touch ...
2 months ago 1,040 views simonPARASITE
Juno and Simon on a Night Picnic
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[TRANSLATED] Juno and Simon on a Night Picnic
[TRANSLATED] Juno and Simon on a Night Picnic
this was filmed months ago. on halloween. i just found it. while cleaning up my co...
3 months ago 771 views simonPARASITE
Whisper
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[TRANSLATED] Whisper
[TRANSLATED] Whisper
love. hate. betrayal. pleasure. pain. choices.
3 months ago 1,161 views simonPARASITE
Sing Me to Sleep
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[TRANSLATED] Sing Me to Sleep
[TRANSLATED] Sing Me to Sleep
wow. not in great shape. it's been a while. yes it has. this is cody, wish him...
3 months ago 953 views simonPARASITE
My Graine, Your Graine
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[TRANSLATED] My Graine, Your Graine
[TRANSLATED] My Graine, Your Graine
Here. Are you happy? I made you a video, while I feel like crap. Links? Oh ye...
4 months ago 1,050 views simonPARASITE
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Lua - for Juno and Simon
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[TRANSLATED] Lua - for Juno and Simon
[TRANSLATED] Lua - for Juno and Simon
Yet another Bright Eyes cover, but this time for two of my most favourite people. ...
1 day ago 14 views IAmLucasJC
GAY is NOT an INSULT
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[TRANSLATED] GAY is NOT an INSULT
[TRANSLATED] GAY is NOT an INSULT
Our community lives at http://www.nerdfighters.com In which John responds to so...
2 weeks ago 54,318 views vlogbrothers
Mary's Magic
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[TRANSLATED] Mary's Magic
[TRANSLATED] Mary's Magic
Composed entirely of small sounds recorded from 'The Secret Garden', 'Mary's Magic...
1 month ago 50,836 views Fagottron
Bad Doctor
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[TRANSLATED] Bad Doctor
[TRANSLATED] Bad Doctor
This is legit my doctor! A mash up of Tony Blair and Jimmy Carr! Add my Twitter...
1 month ago 10,066 views crabstickz
Cooties
1:25
[TRANSLATED] Cooties
[TRANSLATED] Cooties
Speak to your kids about cooties...before cooties speaks to them first.
1 year ago 1,695,147 views ThePitNYC
JESS GETS IT IN THE BUM
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[TRANSLATED] JESS GETS IT IN THE BUM
[TRANSLATED] JESS GETS IT IN THE BUM
http://www.youtube.com/jessums31 http://www.youtube.com/nanisnap http://www.yout...
1 month ago 361 views TehDancingKiwi
Sheep (Original Song.)
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[TRANSLATED] Sheep (Original Song.)
[TRANSLATED] Sheep (Original Song.)
This is for Jess. http://www.youtube.com/jessums31 So if you don't like it, compla...
1 month ago 93 views gwynn255
MONDAY: This is actually really fun!!!!
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[TRANSLATED] MONDAY: This is actually really ...
[TRANSLATED] MONDAY: This is actually really fun!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/tehdancingkiwi http://www.youtube.com/jessums31 http://www....
1 month ago 383 views oneawesomeworld
Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Heads Will Roll"
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[TRANSLATED] Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Heads Will Roll"
[TRANSLATED] Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Heads Will Roll"
Check out the new video for Yeah Yeah Yeah's off their new album "It's Blitz!" in ...
1 month ago 275,516 views yeahyeahyeahsmusic
Channel Comments (203)
vivalaviecouture (2 hours ago)
You're Amazingly Random. [: x
theaussieninja (1 day ago)
Hey Simon, thank you for subscribing. Was great meeting you at the Gathering!!
CurtisTheEnergizer (6 days ago)
Hello im a New Zealand YouTuber like you.
I make short films, Vlogs and other Random stuff.

But the bad news is im not going to the NZYTGathering :( :(
Anyways i just subscribed to you so could check out my videos?


-Curtis
LoieVlog (1 week ago)
Your vids are cool. eh. I just subbed
TrekChicks (1 week ago)
Thank you for subscribing, Simon! Hope you enjoy!

-Christie
windexcleansall (2 weeks ago)
Oh, wow.

It's all still here.
My apologies!
canadaaustin (3 weeks ago)
hey, so. i'm in love with you, harold.
windexcleansall (3 weeks ago)
Hi, last one.

MOAR SLEEP FOR THAT FREAKIN' CANADA WHO LIKES CHANEL SO GODDAMN MUCH.
windexcleansall (3 weeks ago)
Do YOU like sleep?

'Cause like, CANADA DOES.
windexcleansall (3 weeks ago)
I LIKE IT WHEN CANADA DOESN'T LOOK DEAD.
THAT WAY, SHE GIVES BETTER HEAD (to me).
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