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I like the part where you didn't actually put the pepper in your mouth. This is basically a video of you drinking milk.

Thanks, Easter Bunny! BAWK BAWK!

Remember when people used to spend lots of time doing things that mattered?

"The following scene represents the opposite experience of Office 365" - Possibly the greatest endorsement they could've given Gmail

IT'S NOT FUNNY CUZ THIS DOG WAS POISONED WITH CANADIAN PHARMACEUTICALS AND THEN IT DIED SO ITS TRAGIC R.I.P. DOG

It's narcolepsy and it's not funny at all. I'm sorry that you and your family will have to endure this terrible, terrible condition. Also that child seat is a death trap.

Darth Vader shows up then it's all "Mmmmphrmmfpphfphfhhhh grummmmuuruuufuhphphhhhhhhh farvhhhhhremmmmmmfrem"

P.S. I am insane for men who play video game themes on the electric piano. Give me a baby.

I tried drawing this but ended up vomiting on my sketch pad, the aftermath of an unruly breakfast burrito. The craziest thing is that this ended up looking better than your drawing. May I mail it to you?

Hey great work, Will but you forgot the 10-piece bucket of chicken. Would you please also do a tutorial called "How to Draw Every Asian Person on Earth"?

Because you're an inbred bigot.

I don't think you get what I meant there. What I'm saying is that using Windows 7 will land you in jail. After you use it to find videos of young kids.

No. You can get amens at your magical church on Sunday.

Molly, do this world a favor and set yourself on fire.

"Meh-dee-bohht?"

"MEH-DEE-BOHTT"

It really doesn't, does it. I've watched this clip no less than a hundred times over the years.

Fuck your video and fuck you. I hope you slide under a gasoline truck on your way home.

"yeah, just cause it isnt true doesnt mean we cant learn something from it."

What's to learn if it's not true? That it's ok to disagree with a college professor? People do that every day. I think the above statement would be better applied to the Bible.

You're right it doesn't sound anything like the REAL speaking in tongues. I know because I've heard it. Real speaking in tongues sounds like a mixture of Hebrew, German, Greek and Klingon. I like it when people speak in tongues at mass because they will eat anything I hand them. So it's like "Hoo...

My religion teacher told me that speaking in tongues is a joke and that its practice is a contortion of biblical writing.