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Dry Humping Music Video SelfmadeM... - 24,475 views - 1 month ago
You don't have 7 hours for tantric sex. You've been through every damn page of the Kama Sutra. Now it's time to get back to basics with a little Dry Humping.

Listen to the track and download it at http://www.selfmademonkeys.com /DryHumping.mp3
-Just click on the triangle all the way on the right, select Save As Source and it's all yours.

For more vids, go to http://www.selfmademonkeys.com © 2009 Self-Made Monkeys, LLC
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PSA - Toenails SelfmadeM... - 318 views - 2 months ago
Life is dangerous. Don't forget to do the little things to keep yourself safe. Trim your toenails. It's the responsible thing to do. For more vids, go to: http://www.selfmademonkeys.com © 2009 Self-Made Monkeys, LLC
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PSA - Contact Lenses SelfmadeM... - 191 views - 3 months ago
Life is dangerous. Don't forget to do the little things to keep yourself safe. Take out your contact lenses before you go to sleep. It's the responsible thing to do. For more vids, go to: http://www.selfmademonkeys.com © 2009 Self-Made Monkeys, LLC
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Doritos Commercial: The Responsible Snacker SelfmadeM... - 1,491 views - 6 months ago
When it comes to Doritos, Father knows best. Official entry in the Doritos 2009 Crash The Super Bowl contest. Voted as the top rated commercial by our moms. For more funny commercials and vids, go to: http://www.selfmademonkeys.com
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Doritos Commercial: They're That Good SelfmadeM... - 1,723 views - 6 months ago
Doritos can make you do some strange things.

Official entry in the Doritos 2009 Crash The Super Bowl contest. For more funny commercials and vids, go to: http://www.selfmademonkeys.com
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Hollywood Hand Job SelfmadeM... - 1,200 views - 7 months ago
We've all heard the tragic tales of washed up child actors, but what about all the hand actors?  Finally, the story of the most successful hand in show business: Thing, the Addams Family Hand.
For more vids, go to: http://www.selfmademonkeys.com

© 2008 Self-Made Monkeys, LLC
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Self-Made Monkeys on TV SelfmadeM... - 209 views - 10 months ago
Most of us here in the United States of Awesome know you can only find about 6 things in Canada: snow, moose, beer, Moosehead beer, hockey pucks and a piece of meat that's clearly ham but they insist on calling bacon.  Well you can now add one more thing to that list - Monkeys!

The Self-Made Monkeys were recently featured on Torrent, a 1/2 hour show on Canada's G4TechTV.  So check out our national television debut right here and watch more of our vids at http://www.selfmademonkeys.com . Enjoy, eh?
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Easter Jesus Music Video SelfmadeM... - 9,200 views - 1 year ago
Comin' straight outta heaven, yo! DJ JC drops his hot new single. For more vids, go to http://www.selfmademonkeys.com

© 2008 Self-Made Monkeys, LLC

Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, real name no gimmicks.

Two Easter egg bunnies go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

Guess who's back?
Back again
Christ is back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...

I've created a holiday, cause nobody wants to see Jesus no more, they want a savior, I'm chopped liver
So if you want a savior, this is what I'll give ya
A day when bunnies lay eggs that I call Easter
12 apostles and 4 gospels
know I can pull off the impossible
by not becoming a fossil when Im six feet deep
I pop out of the ground and hook you up with some Peeps!

Now this looks like a job for me
Even though they crucified me
Don't you know that you can't kill me?
Cause there'd be no Easter without me
Now just when you thought I was dead
I came back and squatted an egg
Stuffed you with fish and tons of bread
Turned water to wine and messed up your head

Little Christians yall better listen
Stop wishin that I would come back on a mission
Hanging in your kitchen is my crucifixion
But I was a Jew, so take that Mel Gibson!
A savior, peaceful behavior
I gave ya, a reason to be good to your neighbor
I smoke so much of that funky flavor
I dont even care that Judas was a traitor

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody grab a bunny
And just give it up for your man JC
Cause thered be no Easter without me
Now I used to get no respect
My teachings, they tried to correct
But I pulled off a special effect
And Ill blow your mind as I resurrect

A tisk-it a task-it, Easter eggs in your basket
I'll be doing the sprinkler when I bust out the casket
Bet your Cadbury egg, I'm back from the dead
Give you so much sugar itll hurt your head
I turn the other cheek every day
I died for you so you wont have to pay
So I hope you dont mind doing me a big favor,
Show me some love and make me your screen saver

Now this looks like a job for me
Even though they crucified me
Don't you know that you can't kill me?
Cause there'd be no Easter without me
Now you all should take my advice
Its time to make love not war tonight
Cause you know Ill make you feel so nice
So spread em girl, for the passion of the Christ.
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Tom Cruise: Craziest Guy In LA SelfmadeM... - 4,533 views - 1 year ago
If there's one thing crazy dudes know how to do, it's rock hard. For more crazy vids, go to: http://www.selfmademonkeys.com

© 2008 Self-Made Monkeys, LLC
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Sexual Cleaning SelfmadeM... - 3,520 views - 1 year ago
Shocking sex scandal on commercial set, caught on tape! For more vids, go to: http://www.selfmademonkeys.com
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Senator Larry Craig - UNCENSORED SelfmadeM... - 722 views - 1 year ago
What your local news wasn't allowed to air from Senator Larry Craig's press conference regarding his arrest for lewd conduct. For more vids, go to: http://www.selfmademonkeys.com
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Living The Dream - Episode 5 SelfmadeM... - 6,000 views - 1 year ago
Neil's manager arrives on set to help him through a tough day, but Boom manages to make things even worse. For more vids, go to: http://www.selfmademonkeys.com
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SELF-MADE MONKEYS have made New Years Resolutions to stop going to the gym, start smoking and eat more things wrapped in bacon. Keep coming back here for more web shorts, short films and TV shows. And friend us up at http://www.myspace.com/selfmad emonkeys
About Me: We were born in Sumatra. We have 24 brothers and sisters. We have opposable thumbs, which we enjoy shoving into holes. We like to fling poo, and we've been told we're very good at it.

BIG THANKS TO OUR 175TH SUBSCRIBER, THE COOLEST DUDE NORTH OF THE EQUATOR, NORWAY'S OWN: cl1mbat1ze

AND A WHAT WHAT TO OUR 200TH SUBSCRIBER, THE MOST AMAZING 14 YEAR-OLD ENGLISH MAGICIAN: PivotPro07
Country:
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Hobbies:
Making videos, picking bugs out of your hair and eating them.
Movies:
12 Monkeys, Planet of the Apes, Monkey Shines, King Kong, Gorillas in the Mist, The Unbearable Lightness of Being... a Monkey.
Music:
Brass Monkey, Jungle Boogie, anything from the Gorillaz, we'd write more but we have to go fling some poo. brb
Books:
We can't read, you jerk. But we can sign over 900 words. Guess what we're signing to you right now.
Channel Comments (125)
chucknorris4evah (3 days ago)
thanx professor :D couldnt have figured tht out without cha! lmao and thrdry humping waz perfect! actually me and my ex did tht xD
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wtf was the comment for? the bannana
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Thanks boobie man!!
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