Welcome to the Jeff Zone!!!!

Hmm, about me. Well, I'm about 5'8.5", blonde, green-blue eyes, thin, athletic. That picture of me is really old. I have my own car, It's a Tan 1997 Buick Skylark. Well let me get this out there. I'm EXTREMELY sarcastic. Now that that is outof the way, i'm a generally nice person, unless your A: Extremely stupid, or B: One of those crazy Christian people like Pat Robertson or Fred Phelps. Generally both those groups tend to piss me off. Oh and let me get this out of the way for all of those who will say "Youve never read the Bible so you have no idea what you are talking about.", I have read the Bible and I do understand that while some of it teaches goodness, most of the Bible is hypocritical horseshit. I hate religion for two reasons. First, religion has caused and continues to cause more bloodshed than anything else. Second, it breeds hate and bigotry. Religion should be viewed as it should be; irrelivent in this day and age. Okay, now that that is out of the way, let me tell you about me. I'm a democrat, but I support Republican Ron Paul for President, I'm a hardcore Red Sox fan, I love me some Patriots too. I love to read and write. I'm a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do, and no I cant dodge bullets , run up walls or do that odd flying thing like in Crouching Tiger, Hidden dragon, so don't be stupid and ask. Yes I can break a person's neck with one hand, no I will not show you how. That's another popular pair of questions. Like I said, I think I'm a nice guy. I also think that I'm relatively good looking. I mean, I don't think I'm a Brad Pitt, but im certainly not Igor. Oh and as far as my job goes, I work 60 hours a week as a Security Officer at Emhart Glass in Windsor, Connecticut. I have Fridays and Saturdays off, which is quite nice. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Complaints? Snide Remarks? Stupid Questions? Hatemail? Send them to sven101@gmail.com. Have a nice day.