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The Jeff Zone
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Welcome to the Jeff Zone!!!!
Name: Jeff
Age: 21
Hmm, about me. Well, I'm about 5'8.5", blonde, green-blue eyes, thin, athletic. That picture of me is really old. I have my own car, It's a Tan 1997 Buick Skylark. Well let me get this out there. I'm EXTREMELY sarcastic. Now that that is outof the way, i'm a generally nice person, unless your A: Extremely stupid, or B: One of those crazy Christian people like Pat Robertson or Fred Phelps. Generally both those groups tend to piss me off. Oh and let me get this out of the way for all of those who will say "Youve never read the Bible so you have no idea what you are talking about.", I have read the Bible and I do understand that while some of it teaches goodness, most of the Bible is hypocritical horseshit. I hate religion for two reasons. First, religion has caused and continues to cause more bloodshed than anything else. Second, it breeds hate and bigotry. Religion should be viewed as it should be; irrelivent in this day and age. Okay, now that that is out of the way, let me tell you about me. I'm a democrat, but I support Republican Ron Paul for President, I'm a hardcore Red Sox fan, I love me some Patriots too. I love to read and write. I'm a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do, and no I cant dodge bullets , run up walls or do that odd flying thing like in Crouching Tiger, Hidden dragon, so don't be stupid and ask. Yes I can break a person's neck with one hand, no I will not show you how. That's another popular pair of questions. Like I said, I think I'm a nice guy. I also think that I'm relatively good looking. I mean, I don't think I'm a Brad Pitt, but im certainly not Igor. Oh and as far as my job goes, I work 60 hours a week as a Security Officer at Emhart Glass in Windsor, Connecticut. I have Fridays and Saturdays off, which is quite nice. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Complaints? Snide Remarks? Stupid Questions? Hatemail? Send them to sven101@gmail.com. Have a nice day.
City: Vernon
Hometown: Vernon
Country: United States
Occupation: Security Company
Schools: Manchester Community College
Companies: Murphy Security Services
Interests and Hobbies: I'm a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do. I enjoy golfing and playing football with friends during the spring and summer. I enjoy going to the movies and going to parties with friends. I enjoy writing poetry
Movies and Shows: I watch very little television due to the fact that I do work 60 hours a week. However when I do watch television i watch Law & Order (All), CSI (All), Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1. As far as movies go, my favorite movie is Black Sheep (The new one). I like horror, comedy, action, drama, and suspense.
Music: TOOL, Godsmack, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, Fuel, Taproot, Disturbed, 10 Years, Bond, A perfect Circle, 36 Crazyfists, Cold, Coal Chamber, The Damning Well, Ozzie, Smash Mouth, Drowning Pool, Mudvayne, Evanescence, Fear Factory, Flaw, God Forbid, Hatebreed, Breaking Benjamin, Smashing Pumpkins, Black Label Society, Ill Nino, Killswitch Engage, Linkin ParkMarilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Massive Attack, Renholder, Rammstein, Queens of the Stoneage, Slipknot, Thrice, and Trust Company, . Just to name a few bands that I like.
Books: The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King, if you dont like Stephen King books you should still give this series a try, they are definately not your conventional Stephen King books.
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Channel Comments (30)
smurfu2 (3 weeks ago)
You are a space cadet freak lol...
Desovamed (1 month ago)
Why aren't you making any more videos?
klyngster (4 months ago)
I hope you do a collab vid with zombiechronicles someday.
klyngster (6 months ago)
Hey, Jeff. I'm at a rough time in my life, and your videos are helping me get through it. Thanks. Please make another zombie video soon.
sarahewright9 (6 months ago)
i <3 stephen king too.  i haven't read the dark tower series (yet) but i just finished the shining and it was insane.
SirHurricaneAlaine (6 months ago)
Hello Ralph. Visit me sometime, k? Merry Late Christmas & Happy new Year <3
rr868 (6 months ago)
ASSHOLE
Billyothon (7 months ago)
Glad you're sir !!!
djtomas20 (9 months ago)
If i could ill fuck you up right now with all that bullshyt coming out of your fucking mouth. Fucking pussy ass bitch. white redneck ass bitch!
homitrust11 (9 months ago)
wtf im not speaking dumfuck and i dont use "proper" english because im typing it for shot dumb fucker
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