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I'm starting "THE CONCERT GOERS ETIQUETTE"
STEP 1: WASH YOUR TSHIRT! If you don't have a clean one, wear a crappy one and buy a brand spankin' new one at the show! Especially if you own a cat!
STEP 2: TAKE A SHOWER! One word B-O, if your gonna be in the pit and your gonna be raising your devil horns, please scrub your pits... and your ass for good measure!
STEP 3: BRUSH YOUR TEETH! I know you own a tooth brush, and Im sure you know how to use it, so please... USE IT, if not able to brush your fangs, chew some sweet smelling gum.
STEP 4: IF YOUR NOT IN THE FRONT ROW, YOUR NOT GONNA GET IN THE FRONT ROW! That's where I am... get there before me, or be bigger than me! Little girls, and little boys aren't gonna get past me, through me, or under me, you may go over me out of the pit entirely, that's 100% acceptable behavior!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST: If you don't know the words to the songs your favorite band is playing for you and the rest of us, do them a favor and don't try mouthing the words, cause when your lips are flappin' and there's no lyric to match, you look just plain dumb, especially if their filming.