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On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?) Hell yeah! Thwak! "What the Heck?!"

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Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

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*The stuff written on Alucards Chest*
In the sea without lees
Standeth the bird of Hermes
Eating his wings variable
And maketh himself yet full stable
When all his feathers be from him gone
He standeth still here as a stone
Here is now both white and red
And all so the stone to quicken the dead
All and some without fable
Both hard and soft and malleable
Understand now well and right
And thank you God of this sight

The bird of Hermes is my name eating my wings to make me tame.


★☆×~51 WAYS TO ANNOY ALUCARD~×☆★

1. Ask him if he will let you to kill him
2. Kick him in the shin and run away
3. Glomp him
4. Steal his hat...
5. ...Steal his jacket...
6. ...Steal his sunglasses...
7. ...Steal his gun...
8. ...Then come to him yelling, "Hey, I'm Alucard, I'm the immortal bastard who wants to kill everyone Hahaha!!!"
9. Show him the pictures of naked Seras
10. Cough at him
11. Ask him if he's in love with Integra
12. Ask him if he's gay
13. Say that Walter's in love with him
14. Switch his pistols with water guns
15. Dye his hair pink
16. Switch his sunglasses with normal glasses
17. Glue paper saying "Kick me if you can" on his back...
18. ...Then make Anderson do it
19. Make out with Seras right in front of him
20. Rape him o_O
21. Ask him if he ever kissed a girl
22. ...If he says "yes&quot ; ask him if he's sure that it wasn't a guy
23. Show him AxS hentai
24. Put a bomb in his toilet
25. Kiss him
26. Take him to a strip club
27. Dance around, singing, 'Alucard and Integra, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...'
28. Tickle him
29. Sneak up behind him and hug him
30. Call him ugly
31. Sneak up behind him and pull down his pants...
32. .......in front of Integra...
33. ....or Anderson....
34. .....or Seras
35. Start cooing; "who's a cute puppy dog, do you want a treat? Who's the cutest puppy...?"
36. Try to feed him dog food
37. Hide his dinner
38. Try to teach him commands; sit, stay, down, beg
39. Put his clothes in the wash with a teensy bit of bleach, to turn them pink
40. Put his underwear in with red stuff and turn it pink.......
41. ......then hang it outside on the line to dry
42. Stab him in the crotch with Anderson's sword (ouch)
43. Tell him you like the Halloween costume, but it's a bit early...
44. Put Splenda into his blood or wine........
45. ......and take a picture when he spits it out.....
46. ......and show everyone
47. Call him 'Cinderella'
48. Ask if he's a virgin
49. Walk around with your head tilted so he can see your neck clearly at all times.
50. Tell him he's a 'bad dog'
51. ..........and after all that, ask him if he wants to be your friend.

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Do not insult hellsing. I will do everything in my power to get you in trouble. Deal with it.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is dork cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
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♂ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
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