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Whereas Rey detests people who speak of themselves in third person, he oddly finds it acceptable when entering profile information on the web.

A legend in his own mind, Rey Anthony is uniquely American.

The son of corporate slaves, Rey was born in the South Bronx and raised on Manhattan's upper east side, where he rubbed elbows with the kids of the worlds rich, famous, and powerful. Instead of following his friends' elite footsteps leading to lucrative career paths, Rey inexplicably decided to persue a career in radio.

Rey's exploits have led him all over the country, with extended stays in Texas and Arizona. Currently, we are told, Rey has returned to Manhattan where he has also become enslaved by a large corporation. Rumors persist, however, that he is planning a daring escape. We will keep you updated.