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Sincere thanks to YouTube for featuring me.

YOUTUBERS: DEMAND ENTERTAINMENT! Don't support people who don't even try to make you good videos.

And for everyone who is flaming me for the "smarter than spock" line, it was meant as an HOMAGE to the Beastie Boys, who inspired the style of this song.

E-mail me at trivia@lazydork.com for the mp3.

Lyrics:
Lazydork's got the greatest style
I got more talent than you juveniles
I'm locking you up like you lost at trial
And if you think you can hang you're in denial

I'm the biggest thing of 2006
I'm growing more fans than a uterus
Couldn't make more smiles if I was turning tricks
And I got more variety than your Chex Mix

My lyrics are slicker than a Slip 'n' Slide
My skills more shocking than Frankenstein's bride
I'm more user friendly than a Fodor's guide
And if Lonely Girl's large, than I'm supersized

Lazydork is better than you
And you don't argue cause you know it's true
Lonely Girl you get a million views
But you can't touch this Mexican Jew

L-Dizzle is my name I'm YouTube's class
Danielbeast can kiss my ass
When he plays craps he plays don't pass
I'm too good at Hold 'Em so I play Razz

I'm the thriller with the three felines
I chill so much I'm always reclined
So Lonely Girl if you don't mind
Please step to the side cause YouTube is mine

When it comes to entertaining this is no game
All your vids are exactly the same
I'm uber versatile I put you to shame
If you are a match I'm a building in flames

Lazydork is better than you
And you don't argue cause you know it's true
Lonely Girl you get a million views
But you can't touch this Mexican Jew

I'm so good at this I don't even rehearse
I got more ideas than Mary Poppins' purse
You better step aside cause I got here first
You were bad to begin with I just made you look worse

The Internet's a secret and I've picked the lock
Supereducated, I'm smarter than Spock
You're moving like a boat still tied to the dock
I'm gonna buy and sell you like Google stock

Like Napoleon I'll send you to exile
Until you make vids that are worthwhile
Remember the Dork has charm and guile
And I got more fans than Girls Gone Wild

Lazydork.Com!

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Animation of Fool's Garden's "Lemon Tree."

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IF you enjoy the video -- SUBSCRIBE =-D
as my other videos will likely cause anyone and their mother to blow their load x27 (true story)
So hit em up...

Lol and for those who liked the song, yet couldnt stand the horrible performance..haha
http://www.zshare.net/audio/yo utube-crush-mp3.html


"YouTube Crush"
I think we all have them..
Taryn aka HugNKisses9713:
http://www.youtube.com/user/hu gsnkisses9713
KatiesOpinion:
http://www.youtube.com/katieso pinion
TheHill88:
http://www.youtube.com/thehill 88
LisaNova:
http://www.youtube.com/LisaNov a
Tokenblackchic:
http://www.youtube.com/tokenbl ackchic
BGirl5:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Bg irL5

Original Beat thanks to "Da Beat Cypher"

LYRICS:

[Hook]
Out of every girl on youtube
Who would I choose to become my boo
If I had the chance - to meet and romance
Who would she be and what would I do?
I know it sounds crazy with this online stuff
But who said you couldn't have a Youtube Crush?
The one and only her with me T-Dub
Damn yall, I think i've fallen in e-Love


[1st verse]
What about Katie? Nah, she's shady
A little too flakey to be my baby
But that's MY opinion, and what would I say?
To have a date with Australlia's Hill88
And she's a little goofy - and I dig it, really
But my phone bill? Pshh THAT would kill me
Plus LisaNova! the chick is funny
On MadTV?! I bet she's rollin in money!
But she's way too busy to move to the south
Tokenblackchick? I don't think it'd really work out
It's nothing bout race, I don't care bout complection
honestly, I just don't feel a connection
Bgirl5 also! Mainly I say
Cause I'm an Astros fan, and I hate the braves
And NOW I'm losin' faith...and I've stopped carin'
But wait a minute...who is this chick named Taryn??


[Hook]
Out of every girl on youtube
Who would I choose to become my boo
If I had the chance - to meet and romance
Who would she be and what would I do?
I know it sounds crazy with this online stuff
But who said you couldn't have a Youtube Crush?
The one and only her with me T-Dub
Damn yall, I think i've fallen in e-Love


[2nd Verse]
Hugs n Kisses 97-1-3
Physically sparked intrest in me
And what pleasure would I owe Taryn for this?
So damn-a-sweet, and drop dead-a-gorgeous
A date would be easy - where would I start?
For one, we'd have a blast playin Mario Kart
So gawd damn sexy, see? she'd tempt me
To pop in an old tape of T-M-N-T
Cook up a candle lit dinner when it's late
A gormet meal of hot dogs and crabcakes
Just like my taste - she's good at heart
Insanely beautiful - on top of that, she's smart
And that right there's a combination hard to find
And who woulda thought I'd find it online
And I'm fine with finding HER on YOUTUBE
and YESSIR, baby girl, my e-crush is YOU - haaaa


[Hook]
Out of every girl on youtube
Who would I choose to become my boo
If I had the chance - to meet and romance
Who would she be and what would I do?
I know it sounds crazy with this online stuff
But who said you couldn't have a Youtube Crush?
The one and only her with me T-Dub
Damn yall, I think i've fallen in e-Love



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