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am shocked. Devastated. Mortified. And many other adjectives of that nature... Where do I even begin??
On Friday, I went to Long Beach for Joan Coll...
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am shocked. Devastated. Mortified. And many other adjectives of that nature... Where do I even begin??
On Friday, I went to Long Beach for Joan Collins' one woman show. Like any healthy, normal gay I can't help but worship her for her bitchiness, her glamour, and her incredible talent as an actress. Not to mention the woman looks better at 76 than any 30 year old I know...And, who doesn't admire that!?!
When I heard about the show, I immediately bought front row tickets and decided to do a portrait of Joan, so I could grab some photos of her with it for Odyssey Magazine and WOW report. While the show ending up being the most entertaining hour and a half performance I've ever seen in my life. The two minute story Joan told the audience about how early in her career she met Marilyn Monroe and Marilyn warned her about sleazy studio heads that sleep with young actresses in exchange for movie parts, was worth the price of admission alone. Unfortunately, my evening was followed by sheer and utter tragedy...
Before the show, I set up a photo-op through Joan's amazingly kind and cooperative publicist. As far as the portrait was concerned, I figured it would go down the same as it did with Paris Hilton, Tori Spelling, Tammy Faye, and all of the other fancy ladies I've given portraits to. I was certain upon presenting Queen Joan with the portrait, she would snatch it out of my hand, she would tell me she loves it, cameras would flash, and we'd be instant friends....Oh, how wrong I was!!!!
Okay... before I go any further... I have to say...Truthfully, the portrait was definitely not my best work... I was not happy with it myself... I've been burnt out lately on portraits, okay??? I'm kind of over doing them after 10 years... Anyway, I'm an idiot and I should have realized: "OMG it's JOAN COLLINS!! Get it together!! " I should have done the best portrait of my life! But, what did I do? I smoked too much pot, I watched old episodes of Dynasty on You Tube as "research" and ending up spending only a day actually working on the portrait.... Friday night came sooner than I expected, so I finished it quickly. I thought it looked "good enough", so, I sprinkled some glitter on it , glued a couple tacky rhinestones around it and ran out the door.. Well, "good enough" doesn't work for Joan Collins!!!
When I arrived at the theater, her husband Percy and my new best friend Patty Freedman (Joan's publicist) said the portrait was fabulous and Joan would certainly like it. I realize now, they were both just being polite....
After the show, my big moment came to hand Joan the portrait. Well, Joan Collins took one unimpressed glimpse and (in front of everyone backstage) she said: "You keep it. I have so many portraits of myself.." I instantly wanted to throw myself off the nearest cliff, but, I somehow maintained composure long enough for my much coveted photo op with the Queen herself and my shity portrait. Watch the video and see the absolute horror for yourself!!!
- Sham Ibrahim
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Ron -- you're a cool guy and had the honor of haning with you some at Gothicfest 2007, but damn dude -- don't pull that razor swallowing stunt in a McDonald's. As cool as it was -- it was pretty fucked up.
put your ideas in my ass...
This person is a troll and keeps posting negative hate..I have reported them several times to the youtube staff and are awaitng their deletion...please remove all of their comments from the gidget gein ring my bell video
thanks
nancy
he is harassing everyone
HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY THAT PROVES GOD IS REAL!
(BIBLICAL-THEMED PORNO)
http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=q1iCjKWze EE&feature=PlayList& p=B8A5424837699A79&i ndex=94
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