General Motors Corporation was pronounced brain dead last night in a Washington DC negotiating room, due to complications resulting from financial lesions. The 100 year old company had been suffering in recent years with declining sales and a reduced profit margin. Just weeks ago GM caught a financial bug which had been circulating around the business world. The company was rushed to a Washington DC emergency room where lawmakers attempted to place the company on a life support system. While lawmakers attempted to revive the patient they were unable to stop the hemorrhaging due to poor sales. The company will perhaps best be remembered for its 60's era muscle cars, the corvette and the 1976 Trans Am featured in the film Smokey and the Bandit starring Burt Reynolds. Friends and Coworkers may show their respect in the comment section below(no haters please).

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I do support the concept of helping the auto industry, but feel that a sales oriented industry wide stimulus is needed. (less info)