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Alkaline Trio - Blue In the Face

It's about time that I came clean with you
I'm no longer fine, I'm no longer running smooth
I thought that I found myself under something new
Just one...   more It's about time that I came clean with you
I'm no longer fine, I'm no longer running smooth
I thought that I found myself under something new
Just one more line I repeat over and over again
Till I'm blue in the face with a choking regret
As I talk in circles 'round you on my bed
Can't say I blame you one bit when you kept it all inside
When you left that night

It's about time that you got sick of me
No longer fun, and so far from interesting
I thought that I found me a cure for feeling old
Just one more line to keep me sleeping loudly and cold
In disgraced with a shameful regret
As I talk in tongues to myself in my bed
Can't say I blame you one bit when you kept it all inside
When you left that night

And all that followed fell like mercury to hell
Somehow we lost our heads for the last time
And all that followed fell like mercury to hell
Somehow we lost our heads for the last time

And I don't dream since I quit sleeping
And I haven't slept since I met you
And you can't breathe without coughing at daytime
And neither can I
So what do you say?
Your coffin, or mine?   less

Simple Man Cover

Hmmm, apologies for all the mistakes but I don't think I could get through this again. I need a rest now.... For stereo, add &fmt=18 to the end o...   more Hmmm, apologies for all the mistakes but I don't think I could get through this again. I need a rest now.... For stereo, add &fmt=18 to the end of the video URL.   less

Embrace Life - always wear your seat belt

An original approach to road safety advertising from the Sussex Safer Roads Partnership http://www.sussexsaferroads.gov.uk
Join the Facebook group f...   more An original approach to road safety advertising from the Sussex Safer Roads Partnership http://www.sussexsaferroads.gov.uk
Join the Facebook group for Embrace Life at http://www.tinyurl.com/embracetv   less

Is Chewbacca trapped in my nightstand?

One day I opened my nightstand and realized that it sounded exactly like Chewbacca. I hope Darth Vader doesn't break into my apartment with a can o...   more One day I opened my nightstand and realized that it sounded exactly like Chewbacca. I hope Darth Vader doesn't break into my apartment with a can of WD-40.   less