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En Gammel Dame - Lasse Gjertsen
 
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Name:
Lasse
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Age:
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May 08, 2006
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I just wanna thank all you people giving me so much great feedback and beautiful messages! You really keep me alive, seriously!! THANK YOU, and sorry if I don't reply everybody, ok?
About Me:
 
I'm a poor animator, money wise.

It's very black and white when it comes to most things with me. Either very good, or very bad.

Even if I want to or not, I'm constantly trying to figure out why things are. I'd like to know what the hell we're doing here. I want to know why the world exists. Why? Because I have a human brain! So do you! Use it!

The world is actually a wonderful place, and we should feel extremely honored that it's been given to us. No, I'm not talking about God, or Allah or Vishnu or Santa Claus here, but the mere fact that we are here, and the chances of that are just impossible to explain. What is easy to explain though, is why it sucks. The world itself is superb! We're not..

We have the power to mold the world exactly how we'd like it to be, and sadly, instead of building playgrounds, we're making battlefields. We're doing so many things that makes life completely unnecessarily hard to live through, above all the perverse exploitation of power, as in religion and consumerism; two things that have done nearly nothing, other than deceiving people into living unfulfilled lives. All in all, these, and most other cruel aspects about life, can be narrowed down to one thing, which is greed, and not just the good old natural greed necessary for survival, no, I'm talking about human greed.

Listen, it's very simple:

In order to be good, you have to be so to another being. In other words, not greedy.

A four year old kid can tell you that, so why the fuck is it so hard for adults to understand that?!!

Then again, sometimes, I just think the meaning of life is not to think about the meaning of life.

And now..

TO ALL ADVERTISEMENT COMPANIES:

Before contacting me about using my work in advertisement or wanting me to work for you, please read this first:

A long time ago I promised myself never to do commercials. That's because I don't think it's right to push, usually unnecessary, products on fellow human beings. I'm not very fond of advertisement because I think it's fucking annoying, and in my eyes a cruel and irresponsible way of marketing. If you marketing people haven't thought through what you're doing before, I'll try to make it clear:

Advertisement is basically doing two things:

1) It keeps the fat monster called consumerism alive. A man made invisible entity that's slowly eating the souls of human beings, making them greedy, unfair, ignorant and dumb, that in the longer run leads to poverty and hate, that again leads to suffering, violence, death and war. It also leads to excessive exploitation of the natural resources, WHICH BY THE WAY WE ALL HAVE THE RIGHT TO OWN, that again leads to unnecessary pollution, all of which will eventually have one outcome: The fall of mankind.

2) Making some people unnecessarily rich.

So, if you have just a tiny little portion of dignity in your heart, stop making this world even shittier than it already is, and do something useful and helpful instead! If your unable to do so, please, for loves sake; KILL YOURSELF!

In addition to this, I do consider myself an artist, with a conscience and a soul! I will not use my (so called) talents to promote consumerism goddammit!! I'd rather suck dick for money, knowing that I wasn't responsible for any of the things I've described above..

So if you ask me to do a commercial, you're offending me, and if you steal my ideas, like some advertisement companies have already done, I sincerely hope that you'll get some kind of horrible decease so that you'll slowly die in front of your crying families, shitting and pissing yourself as you're being sent into the next dimension, while everything is being filmed and put here on youtube, so that we all can celebrate that there's one less waste of human flesh in this world.

Ahem, ok, sorry kids, I am one of Bill Hicks goat-children. 'More father, moooore..'
Hometown:
Larvik
Country:
Norway
Occupation:
Bum
Schools:
for FOOLS..
Hobbies:
My right hand, my computer, philosophizing, video making, film directing, music composing, animating, being creative, music, movies, games, knowledge, documentaries, porn, sleeping, dreaming, tripping, drinking, smoking, loving, hating, being a human being.. Specific things i occupy my time with: Conspiracy theories, paranormal activity, stand up comedy, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope, Henry Rollins, Bill Maher, David Cross, Joe Rogan, Andy Kaufman, Monty Python, Bård Tufte Johansen, Harald Eia, Atle Anthonsen, Espen Eckbo, Otto Jespersen, Prima Vera, cartoons, animation, Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, Tom and Jerry, Walt Disney, Donald Duck, Goofy, Jan Svankmajer, Don Hertzfeldt, Michel Gondry, Spike Jonze, philosophy, psychedelic drugs, psilocybin mushrooms, Terence McKenna, Richard Dawkins, and stuff. ____________________________________________
Movies:
Ca chronologically: Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, South Park, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Shawshank Redemption, Twelve Monkeys, Vanilla Sky, The Sixth Sense, I Robot, American Beauty, Groundhog Day, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Zeitgeist, Earthlings, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Alice in Wonderland, Max Manus, The Great Dictator, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, The Wizard Of Oz, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Minority Report, Titanic, Empire of the Sun, Shaun of the Dead, Cast Away, Saving Private Ryan, Ghostbusters, Terminator, Die Hard, Braindead, Star Wars, Svidd Neger, Man on the Moon, The Truman Show, Falling Down, Kung Pow, Festen, The Exorcist, Silence Of The Lambs, Naboer, The Blair Witch Project, Jurassic Park, Lilja 4-Ever, so forth.. ____________________________________________ My favourite TV shows are: South Park, Simpsons, Red Dwarf, Curb your Enthusiasm, Drawn Together, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Futurama, Jackass, yeah.. ____________________________________________
Music:
I listen to anything made the last 300 years, but my favourite genre is electronica, where my favourites are: Fatboy Slim, Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, and they have been so since highschool :) Other than those, my favourite musicians are, alphabetically: ABBA, Air, Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, Apollo 440, Avalanches, Bare Egil Band, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Beck, Björk, Blondie, Blur, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bonobo, Cinematic Orchestra, Creedence, Crystal Method, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Death in Vegas, deLillos, Doors, Dr. Dre, DVDA, Grieg, Eels, Eminem, E-Z Rollers, Fingathing, Frank Sinatra, Gartnerlosjen, Gatas Parlament, Gorillaz, Grandmaster Flash, Groove Armada, Iggy Pop, Insane Clown Posse, Infected Mushrooms, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, John Digweed, John Lennon, John Williams, Johnny Cash, Klovner i Kamp, Kinks, Kool and The Gang, Kraftwerk, Kaada, Led Zeppelin, Lemon Jelly, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Madness, Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Michael Jackson, Moby, Monkees, Monty Python, Muse, Nirvana, NWA, Ole Paus, Overseer, Pink Floyd, Queen, Quincy Jones, R.E.M., Rage Against The Machine, Ralph Myerz, Rammstein, Ravi, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Röyksopp, Side Brok, Simon and Garfunkel, Slick Rick, Specials, Stereo Total, Supertramp, Tchaikovsky, Tears for Fears, Thorbjørn Egner, Tim Deluxe, Timbuktu, Tool, Tre Små Kinesere, Turboneger, U2, Ugress, Utah Saints, Weird Al Yankovic, Who, Wu-Tang Clan, Øystein Sunde, and more.. ____________________________________________
Books:
Sorry. I'm more or less a non-reader and feel awful about it.. I like tittie. ____________________________________________
Recent Activity  
lassegg uploaded a new video (4 days ago)
The official music video of the song "A Bar in Amsterdam" by the Norwegian band Katzenjammer.

Please vote for it and send that shit into s...   more
 
 
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This Video is part of Give Your Live - a music festival for human rights. It is part of the "Involve Yourself" human rights campaign. Ple...   more
 
 
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this technology and more advanced holographic technology has probably been around for thousands of years

Holographic 3D Projection Human

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"Jeg har aldri vært så flau over Norge som nå.. For 1000 år siden var vi et av de mest utviklede og selvstendige landene i verden. Nå kjøper vi oss ..."   more
 
 
lassegg favorited a video (1 week ago)
Check out this tiny selection of veteran fisherman Bill Dance's classic bloopers. There are loads more on his DVDs. AWESOME!
 
Channel Comments (8627)
Smellbox88 (3 hours ago)
@lassegg you are not tyler durden
whazzupman1 (13 hours ago)
FAEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whazzupman1 (13 hours ago)
kan du norsk? =D
0BlackBoy0 (18 hours ago)
Really Creative Head, your new Video is very well done.
You can became a star if you follow this way ;)
Greetz from Germany...
hugomartinez18 (20 hours ago)
You are the best !!!! viva norway!
Nice videos!
iamthetubeofyou (22 hours ago)
hey, i've added you as a friend, i only have one at the moment haha another inspirational artist...but it woudl just mean alot to me and my friend
about 3 yeras ago we came across you by pure chance, just checking through random new talents on youtube, normally where it begins right? and thought you were really cool, showed our friends, and then., you suddenly got huge, well deserved, one night i was watching rudetube top 50 and you were first, i was so excited and it was amazing how it had got around so quick i called my friend and we were so pleased for you, it'd be great if you accept, if it's not too much, we understand you're so busy, but it;d mean alot...really.
thanks for reading...ahhaha if you do..
i'm kizzle...and she's jiggs.
bye xxx
ThwStudMuffin (1 day ago)
hei lasse !! hahah du ruuler !!! skriv gjerne en comment on my channel :D
simidud (1 day ago)
Vil ikke si at parnerskap er "gay". For vis du blir partner skal vist YouTube betale deg for å lege ut flere youtube filmer. Du har 63 tussen subscribers, og jo flere du har, jo mer penger tjener du på å være partner. Hvor mye vet jeg ikke...men litt penger blir det jo.
lassegg (1 day ago)
EntertainmentHD: Fordi partnerskap er GAY! :)
lassegg (1 day ago)
And I need to stay alive, goddamit! The media business is fucking hell, and the idea of a job in the fucking supermarked, spending my whole life either in return of pieces of paper with numbers on them symbolizing an imaginary value of wealth, or sitting on the couch at home watching television while eating the unhealthy food I'm selling, growing older and weaker in front of that flickery screen until the second I die, realising that it has actually done nothing else but stealing my whole life from me, fooling me into working relentlesly because of false promises of happiness through materialism, being a slave for a social system that serves no other function than keeping a very tiny group of people very rich, and an enormous group of people very poor, and only ensures the decline of the intelligence and compassion of humankind and it's downward spiral towards a global prison, isn't exactly tempting to my way of life, if you catch my drift?
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