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http://SwitchToMac.com - The Pantless Knights are at it again with a sequel to our "Mac or PC Rap." This time we're spoofing the Lonely I...
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http://SwitchToMac.com - The Pantless Knights are at it again with a sequel to our "Mac or PC Rap." This time we're spoofing the Lonely Island / SNL skit "I'm on a Boat" with a Mac fanboy's anthem about Apple culture and products. Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe!
-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
Get the free mp3 here:
http://pantlessknights.com/Im-on-a-Ma...
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Camera by David Fine
Vocals by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit
Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite
Beau Lewis & Peter Furia as Apple Fanboys
Special guest Arthur Soroken as "PC Pain"
Lauren Chow as "ComputerGal36"
Tom Dunnam as Frustrated PC Guy
LYRICS:
(Shortayyy) Ahh sh*t!
Get your laptops ready, it's about to go down
Everybody on YouTube, watch the f***in screen
But stay on this muthaf***in page
We runnin this - let's go
I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac
Everybody look at me
Cause I'm clickin on a Mac
I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac
Take a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac!
I'm on a Mac, muthaf***a, take a look at me,
Straight iPhone'in hard, got the 3G
Bumpin iTunes, CoverFlow to be exact
You can't stop me muthaf***a, cause I'm on a Mac!
Eat a virus bro
I'm on a Mac Pro
We rockin 8 cores hard
Watch the screen go
I got my SuperDrive
And my mighty mice-es
I'm pluggin girls
You at work, pluggin in devices
I'm on a tandem fixie
And a 64-bit
Friends are jealous
Cause Parallels can run their sh*t
But this ain't P.C.,
this is real as it gets
I'm on a Mac, mutherf***er
don't you ever forget!
I'm on a Mac and,
it's runnin fast and,
I bought a neopreen green scuba sleve sham
I'm the king of the Jobs, on a Mac for real
If you're on a PC, then you're not C.E.O.
Get the f*** up, this Mac is real!
F*** a Zune, I'm on a Mac, motherf***a!
F*** right click, multi-touch, motherf***a!
I'm on iChat with my boys, motherf***a!
These turtlenecks ain't cheap, motherf***a!
Hey, y'all, now I'm an Apple whiz
I never need to learn what a driver is
Gonna say goodbye to all viruses
Like a Nano in pink, anything is possible!
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a Mac
It's like a streamlined good-for-you crack
Wozniiiaaaaak, look at me ooohhhh
I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac
Take a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac!
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© Pantless Knights / Seedwell 2010
Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com
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Grand Prize Winner of Smule's, "I Am T-Pain" app contest.
Directed by Michael and Christiano Covino.
Shot by Alex Marazzo and Sam Kretchma...
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Grand Prize Winner of Smule's, "I Am T-Pain" app contest.
Directed by Michael and Christiano Covino.
Shot by Alex Marazzo and Sam Kretchmar
WATCH IN HD!!
Lyrics:
(Shortayyyy) Aww shit
Get your iphones ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let's go
[Chorus]
I'm on a phone (I'm on a phone)
I'm on a phone (I'm on a phone)
Everybody look at me cause I'm talkin on a phone (talkin on a phone)
I'm on a phone (I'm on a phone)
I'm on a phone
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin phone (phone, yeah)
I'm on a phone motherfucker take a look at me
Straight whilin, speed dialing like 1-2-3,
Talkin loud as fuck like Im all alone
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a phone
I take a picture, click (click) On my phone, bitch (bitch)
I send that shit to your phone, cause I got MMS (MMS)
I got Safari son, I got that Google Maps,
They call me Steve Jobs, cause I got so many apps,
I'm talkin on my bluetooth, makin deals and shit,
No cords are clashin, so my hands are free to knit.
They think Im talkin to myself, but Im just calling my Vet.
I'm on a phone motherfucker, don't you ever forget.
I'm on a phone and, my batries lastin,
My speakerphone lets me put your girlfriend on blast and
I'm the king of the world, on an iPhone not a Treo
Alexander Graham Bell, he aint got shit on me yo.
{Get the fuck up, this phone is REAL!!!}
Fuck mail, I'm on a phone, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck pagers, I make calls, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm emailin with my thumbs, motherfucker (yeah)
The telegraph was just dumb, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Just sent a twitter post while I was underground (underground)
Gonna use this phone to get laid somehow (laid somehow)
With my T-Pain App, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a phone
It's a white 32 gig iPhone (yeah)
I got that A-T-and-T (but my service sucks)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a phone like this, would come my way
Believe me when I say, your Blackberrys gay.
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh
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Scott Dunbar One Man Band Singing Michael Jackson's 'Billie Jean'
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A woman jumped the barriers in St. Peter's Basilica and knocked down Pope Benedict XVI as he walked down the main aisle to begin Christmas Eve Mass...
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A woman jumped the barriers in St. Peter's Basilica and knocked down Pope Benedict XVI as he walked down the main aisle to begin Christmas Eve Mass on Thursday. 2 Americans, Marybeth Burns and Steve Burns, captured that moment on their cameras.
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