I work for Microsoft and enjoy my part in developing the Ultimate OS the computing industry has ever seen: VISTA!!!!

I love working in a team of highly skilled Software Engineers. I love getting paid for sitting on my bum all day, and then I play with myself all night.

Any Noobs wishing to praise my part in generating this superb OS then please feel free to send me an email with your Bank details. Things like: sort code; account number; your name, is usually helpful; date of birth; mother's maiden name; passwords and addresses.

For those that wish to bitch about Vista, even though you have never used it, then let me start with: many of Vista's Blue Screens of Death are down to users who simply are too dumb to use their computers. If you are a dumbass then get a mac, but if you are wanting a real computer then get a PC with Vista (XP is really the only other alternative).

My best saying, 'if I wanted to hear your opinion I'd take my cock out of yah mouth!'
#SUCKERS#