Mainstream White Boys are not on a longage.
Hitting the dizzy heights of '06 once more with the new smash hit 'On The Run'

Lyrics:
(Screamer:)
I'm on the run cuz I got big bars man
Three helicopters and fifteen cars man
King of the jungle just like tarzan
Making tracks with A.R Rahman
I'll bring the wine, he'll bring the soda
Then I'm gonna rap like my name's Yoda
I'm feeling Dandy, I'm feeling fine
If I'm guilty, then rape's my crime
But nah, they're not gonna catch me
In the scooby van with Fred and Daphne
Solving mysteries from Penge to Hackney
Bare mans in ends they're all gonna back me
Anyways, witness the shitness
The abduction of Abi Titmuss
In my tractor doing the business
Thinking, what the fuck is this?
CHORUS:
I am never gonna die
Cuz I'm mainstream
And I'm a whiteboy
These are the best days of our lives.
(Magik:)
I'm on the run cuz I dress too groovy
The fasion police are trying to get to me
Trying to shoot me with the Fag-Man gun
Liposuction on my bum
They say that I haven't got a clue
With anchors and palm trees on my shoes
They say I'm a sight for sore eyes
With stripey jumpers and zany ties
But nah they're not gonna catch me
Cuz I run like my dad on ecstasy
And I dodge bullets like Mick McCarthy
So you could say I'm having a laughy
Jumping on mushrooms, just like Luigi
I'm gonna wash your car with my squeegee
I'm the taxman, give me yo' scrotum
Put them on a pole like totem
CHORUS:
I am never gonna die
Cuz I'm mainstream
And I'm a whiteboy
These are the best days of our lives.
(Skapleman:)
On the run cuz I stole some potatoes
Got away, had to stash the tomatoes
Had no time, left the meat in Tesco
Don't worry, get them when I go next though
Vegetables are my version of crack
Police came to raid my vegetable patch
Took my carrots but I breezed with the rest
Upset, carrots are the best in the west
But nah, they're not gonna catch me
Cuz I'm Skapleman, and I like cheese
Pea-shooter make 'em fall to their knees
Modified Veggie-Gun make 'em say please
Like Neil Young, my middle name's stan
But no more harvest, cuz I'm an old man
I'm doing porridge now I'm doing porridge
Double fucking porridge
CHORUS:
I am never gonna die
Cuz I'm mainstream
And I'm a whiteboy
These are the best days of our lives.

(Dirty Dimz:)
I'm on the run cuz my nipples are huge
If you're nearby better take refuge
Here they're red but in France they're Rouge
Colin Farrell saw them in Bruges
Yeah, and everyone wants a slice
Of my nipple flavoured kinder surprise
With KN pepper they would taste nice
Mmm nipples, peas, rice
But nah, they ain't gonna catch me
Cuz breast milk is the fuel for my taxi
In my sports-bra running relaxedly
Nipples don't email, just fax me
Don't hate just cuz I wasn't here last year
Bars nasty, chest nastier
If you like I'll spit raspier
Gyne- Gynecomastia
CHORUS:
I ain't ever gonna die
Cuz I'm mainstream
And I'm a whiteboy
These are the best days of our lives.

'WILLIAM TELL TAKEOVER'
(Screamer:)
You go Mc D's, I go Nandos
You play oboe, I play banjo
You spread butter, I spread bumcheeks
Oooh Jack Kerouac
(Magik:)
Whats that sound? It's my bongo
Where you from? I'm from Congo
My schlong is bare longo
Oooh Burt Bacharach
(Skapleman:)
Whats your name? Mine's Embargo
Where you from? I'm from Chicago
Bring the ham, I'll bring salami
Oooh FUCK YOUR DAD (less info)