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AnskiereArkenarn favorited a video
(5 days ago)
http://SwitchToMac.com - The Pantless Knights are at it again with a sequel to our "Mac or PC Rap." This time we're spoofing the Lonely I...
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http://SwitchToMac.com - The Pantless Knights are at it again with a sequel to our "Mac or PC Rap." This time we're spoofing the Lonely Island / SNL skit "I'm on a Boat" with a Mac fanboy's anthem about Apple culture and products. Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe!
-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
Get the free mp3 here:
http://pantlessknights.com/Im-on-a-Ma...
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Camera by David Fine
Vocals by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit
Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite
Beau Lewis & Peter Furia as Apple Fanboys
Special guest Arthur Soroken as "PC Pain"
Lauren Chow as "ComputerGal36"
Tom Dunnam as Frustrated PC Guy
LYRICS:
(Shortayyy) Ahh sh*t!
Get your laptops ready, it's about to go down
Everybody on YouTube, watch the f***in screen
But stay on this muthaf***in page
We runnin this - let's go
I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac
Everybody look at me
Cause I'm clickin on a Mac
I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac
Take a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac!
I'm on a Mac, muthaf***a, take a look at me,
Straight iPhone'in hard, got the 3G
Bumpin iTunes, CoverFlow to be exact
You can't stop me muthaf***a, cause I'm on a Mac!
Eat a virus bro
I'm on a Mac Pro
We rockin 8 cores hard
Watch the screen go
I got my SuperDrive
And my mighty mice-es
I'm pluggin girls
You at work, pluggin in devices
I'm on a tandem fixie
And a 64-bit
Friends are jealous
Cause Parallels can run their sh*t
But this ain't P.C.,
this is real as it gets
I'm on a Mac, mutherf***er
don't you ever forget!
I'm on a Mac and,
it's runnin fast and,
I bought a neopreen green scuba sleve sham
I'm the king of the Jobs, on a Mac for real
If you're on a PC, then you're not C.E.O.
Get the f*** up, this Mac is real!
F*** a Zune, I'm on a Mac, motherf***a!
F*** right click, multi-touch, motherf***a!
I'm on iChat with my boys, motherf***a!
These turtlenecks ain't cheap, motherf***a!
Hey, y'all, now I'm an Apple whiz
I never need to learn what a driver is
Gonna say goodbye to all viruses
Like a Nano in pink, anything is possible!
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a Mac
It's like a streamlined good-for-you crack
Wozniiiaaaaak, look at me ooohhhh
I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac
Take a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac!
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© Pantless Knights / Seedwell 2010
Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com
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AnskiereArkenarn favorited a video
(5 days ago)
Shocking driving condtions in Paignton on the busiest shopping day of the year. The car is barely moving but the hill makes stopping impossible an...
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Shocking driving condtions in Paignton on the busiest shopping day of the year. The car is barely moving but the hill makes stopping impossible and both people in the front of the car decide to jump out?????
The couple were warned by neighbours not to venture out that day and they were the only people to attempt to drive on that road. There were numerous pedestrians around who could barely walk on the black ice so a car really stood no chance.
Near the start of the video you can see a recovery truck. This had been stuck there, blocking the road for 3 hours and didn't move for another 2 hours after this incident.
The reason the video ends abruptly is because my wife and I raced downstairs to see if there were any injuries to the couple. Once I made it past the red cars in the right of the frame, it was clear that several people were seeing to the couple around where the car ended up.
Pretty obvious to see why many people are finding this so funny but believe me, not one person who witnessed this was laughing at the time. My wife and I felt physically sick, as did many others. Thankfully, the couple involved didn't suffer any serious injuries. More importantly, no pedestrians or children were hit by the abandoned car.
PLEASE, check your local roads before setting out on a journey. Listen to local radio, speak to neighbours and try to avoid being part of incidents like this.
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AnskiereArkenarn favorited a video
(1 week ago)
He's gonna rock your body... if he's not grounded. Subscribe above for a new music parody every week!
Lyrics:
Allright lets do this yall
Im adorable ...
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He's gonna rock your body... if he's not grounded. Subscribe above for a new music parody every week!
Lyrics:
Allright lets do this yall
Im adorable (so precious) Im a tween sensation (girl screams)
People think its cute when Im in adult situations.
Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I aint playing.
Someone wrote this song for me so Im not sure what Im saying.
Ive seen many different girls and seen their second bases
But youre nothing like those girls. You dont have zits or braces
Im so glad its finally you and me and we are all alone
Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone.
I wont try to pressure you, cus Im willing to wait,
And I wont try to touch your boobies on the first date.
Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie,
And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies.
Zero times one equals none.
Me plus you equals fun.
Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks.
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak?
I am adorable (so freaking cute) you cant resist my advances.
Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Ushers dances.
Lets go to my dads car, and make the windows steam.
I really hope that sounded cool cus I dont know what it means.
Most of other boys will play you for a fool.
I made you this macaroni necklace today at school.
I know how please you cus I can do sex good.
I learned about it in a playboy that I found in the woods.
The square root of 1600 is 40.
Dont you wanna be my shortie.
When I first saw you I was astounded.
Ill love you tonight if Im not grounded.
Dad: (spoken) You are definitely grounded
JUSTIN
Im adorable (Its almost disgusting)
DAD
Stop singing that song
My son sings like a little girl I dont know where I went wrong
JUSTIN
I wanna sleep on you.
DAD
That doesnt make sense and, youre being creepy
JUSTIN
Whoa its almost nine oclock Im getting kind of sleepy.
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If you could be any Smurf, which would you be?
I have a little experiment going that I'd like to
invite you to take part in. Basically I'm using the
internet to help me make decisions and enhance my
somewhat challenging life. I'm looking for people to
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I'll act on what you tell me to do because I simply
think that a bunch of people together will make better
choices than I do.
I've set up my web site (www.kanookle.com) so it keeps
track of your opinions for each vlog. You tell me
what to do with my life and I do it!
A lot of people are already helping me. Come join the
fun!
:)