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  1. 1

    How To Wank In Shared Room

    by Almie Rose 7,008 views

    What if you live in a dorm or have to share a room and you have to do stuff to yourself? Apocalypstick is here to help. But not in a weird way. http://apocalypstick.com/

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    Almie Takes On The Oscars

    by Almie Rose 510 views

    Oscars 2013 are coming. Let's talk Oscar buzz, which movies will be nominated, and how much Sean Penn sucks.

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    From Hipstar to Pornstar.

    by Almie Rose 4,374 views

    I, Almie Rose, show you how to transform your hipster look into a pornstar look with this makeup tutorial. Originally made for The Frisky. http://apocalypstick.com/

  4. 4

    Almie Rose Helps You Date

    by Almie Rose 952 views

    Almie Rose, AKA Apocalypstick, answers more of your relationship questions. Things get kinda weird. And sad. And then weird again.

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    Sexy Lion

    by Almie Rose 1,157 views

    With all the "sexy" versions of women's Halloween costumes out there, I think I found the sexiest. http://apocalypstick.com/

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    Turning Mitt Romney's Tweets Into Pick-Up Lines

    by Almie Rose 926 views

    I've found that Mitt Romney is actually useful for something. If you tweak lines from his speeches and tweets, you'll find you can make some pretty sexy pick-up lines. God bless America. http://apocalypstick.com

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    How To Land An Older Man

    by Almie Rose 1,518 views

    Let Almie Rose of Apocalypstick and The Frisky give you tips on how to land an older man. Because older men are sexy and drink scotch, that's just a fact. apocalypstick.com

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    Love Advice from Max Landis and Almie Rose

    by Almie Rose 4,229 views

    Almie Rose of Apocalypstick and screenwriter Max Landis asked for your questions on dating, sex, love, and relationships. And we answered them. HARD. WE ANSWERED THEM SOOO HARD. http://apocalypstick.com/

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    THANKS FOR THE TWITTER FOLLOWERS, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU GUYS.

    by Almie Rose 538 views

    Just some things that I love almost as much as I love you!! XOXO~~~4EVER FRIENDS

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    How To Get Over Another Break-Up

    by Almie Rose 8,312 views

    Let Almie Rose of Apocalypstick show you her ways. Remember: don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. J/K, get hammered.

    http://apocalypstick.com/

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    Girl Don't Even: Mad Men Edition

    by Almie Rose 1,645 views

    Welcome to the first episode of Girl Don't Even in which I find something to ramble about for one minute. This week, it's the latest episode of Mad Men. Joan, girl, don't even.

    http://apocalypstick.com/

    The song is "Glass Fingers" by Shadows on Stars.

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    Bro Code Band covers Justin Bieber's One Time

    by Almie Rose 877 views

    I was ambushed on the streets of beverly hills by three dudes with guitars singing Justin Bieber. It was weirdly rad.

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    Important Things with Betty Draper-Francis

    by Almie Rose 933 views

    Betty Draper-Francis shares her thoughts on important things happening in the world.

    http://apocalypstick.com/

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    In support of Mitt Romney.

    by Almie Rose 1,587 views

    Isn't it time we had a handsome Reaganesque president?

    http://apocalypstick.com/

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    Apocalypshow: Love Advice with Max Landis

    by Almie Rose 7,063 views

    http://apocalypstick.com/ It's tough out there. Almie Rose (Apocalypstick) and Max Landis (screenwriter) are here on a roof in LA to answer your questions about dating, relationships, and marshmallows. http://www.facebook.com/apocalypstick

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    Classic Books with Apocalypstick: Harry Potter

    by Almie Rose 1,827 views

    http://apocalypstick.com/ Almie Rose AKA Apocalypstick reads and reviews the first book in the Harry Potter series, a novel about a poor British child who is kidnapped and held prisoner in a castle. http://www.facebook.com/apocalypstick

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    Classic Books with Apocalypstick: The Great Gatsby

    by Almie Rose 1,988 views

    http://apocalypstick.com/ Blogger Apocalypstick reads and reviews classic books. This time it's "The Great Gatsby" a novel about sad old people. http://www.facebook.com/apocalypstick

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    Book Corner with Sasha Grey

    by Almie Rose 2,408 views

    http://apocalypstick.com/ This episode of book corner features "Sasha Grey" reviewing Kitty Kelly's unauthorized Oprah biography. I think we can all learn something. facebook.com/apocalypstick

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    Apocalypshow with Louis Virtel: Love Advice

    by Almie Rose 4,934 views

    http://apocalypstick.com/ Apocalypstick is back to answer your questions, this time with special guest Louis Virtel! Let us help you with your love life. If you dare. http://www.facebook.com/apocalypstick

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    Angie Harmon's shout-out to the Twangels!

    by Almie Rose 11,610 views

    Angie Harmon loves all you Twangels and she wanted to let you know.

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    A Message From Gaga: Apocalypstick as Gaga

    by Almie Rose 7,953 views

    http://apocalypstick.com/ Hello Monsters. Almie/Apocalypstick can't be here right now. This is GAGA. Please enjoy my Lady Gaga impression. All in good fun. http://www.facebook.com/apocalypstick

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    Apocalypstick Laying the Smackdown on HIS Candy Ass for Ms. Magazine

    by Almie Rose 1,877 views

    http://apocalypstick.com/ Almie Rose for Ms. Magazine comments on a viral video "Laying the Smackdown On Her Candy Ass." Special appearance by the best American Girl Doll ever.

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    Apocalypstick for Off Our Chests T-Shirts

    by Almie Rose 1,469 views

    This very compelling ad is brought to you by your friends @Off Our Chests. (Cue salesy voice): Ok, so we're all flawd, right? But, and not to get all pollyanna on you, it's these so-called imperfections that make us who we are. And so we say: own yours - and ours.

    10% of all our tee profits go to We Stop Hate. (check em out at youtube.com/westophate. They're amazing and important, and also have be-you-tiful tees.)

    Check out the link above to go to the OffOurChests' shop and view our Spring collection. XO, OOC

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    Apocalypstick for Kenzie Tshirts

    by Almie Rose 1,931 views

    Do you want to wear the most awesome piece of cotton ever? Do you like looking awesome and hearing people say, "That person looks awesome, I feel bad about myself now"? Of course you do what are you, homeless? Go to www.handmadetshirtsbykenzie.com and she'll custom design the most awesome t shirt you'll ever wear.

    p.s. awesome.

    Thanks to The Old Lumps for use of their song "Snappin'"

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    Apocalypstick & Max Landis Advice 2

    by Almie Rose 5,821 views

    Blogger Apocalypstick and some dude named Max Landis answer your questions. We couldn't squeeze all of them in, so if your question isn't answered we'll save it for next time or I'll answer it on my formspring. Sorry! Thanks guys!

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    Apocalypstick & Max Landis Part 2: Teaser

    by Almie Rose 1,529 views

    Here's a little clip of what you'll see in part 2 of Apocalypstick & Max Landis offer you advice.

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    Apocalypstick & Max Landis Advice

    by Almie Rose 7,298 views

    Blogger Apocalypstick and person of interest Max Landis answer your questions on dating, relationships, love, and other things. It's everything you need to know crammed into 9 minutes. YOU'RE WELCOME.

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    About Me.

    by Almie Rose 8,330 views

    Just a little bit about me, Almie Rose/Apocalypstick.

    apocalypstick.com

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    Sneak Peak: Apocalypstick & Max Landis Answer Your Questions!

    by Almie Rose 1,803 views

    Here's a little preview. The rest of your answers will follow in an equally charming and poorly lit video.

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    Dawson Cry

    by Almie Rose 1,921 views

    "I'll be your crying shoulder." -- Edwin McCain

    Happy ten year anniversary, crying Dawson!

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    FUN TIMES WITH APOCALYPSTICK!!

    by Almie Rose 2,846 views

    http://apocalypstick.com/ Did your boyfriend break up with you? Did you gain weight? Don't get mad. Get drunk. Let Almie Rose of Apocalypstick be crazy for you. http://www.facebook.com/apocalypstick

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    How To Get Over A Break-Up

    by Almie Rose 7,526 views

    Hint: Stoli.

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    A Dramatic Interpretation Of Kanye West's Lyrics

    by Almie Rose 15,800 views

    Breaking down Kanye's lyrics using the Meisner technique.

    The songs quoted, in order, are:

    -- "Heartless"
    -- "Run This Town"
    -- "Power"
    -- "The New Workout Plan"
    -- "Gold Digger"
    -- "Stronger"
    -- "Gold Digger"
    -- "Heartless"
    -- "Gold Digger"

    The music is Vivaldi's Concerto in G.

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