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5:36
"The Walking (And Talking) Dead" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead
by BadLipReading 6,004,761 views
Everybody at that party thought Rick was neat. Extended "La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum" on iTunes! http://goo.gl/fb4ld
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2:18
"PETER & GWEN" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Amazing Spider-Man
by BadLipReading 3,009,647 views
No wonder Gwen hates termites...
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2:06
"2013 Independent Spirit Awards: Best Screenplay Nominees" — A Bad Lip Reading
by BadLipReading 1,641,467 views
BLR was asked to create a series of clips for the 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards, which was hosted by Andy Samberg on February 23rd. This video was shown as part of the ceremony and television broadcast. http://www.spiritawards.com/
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2:44
"LA FWAY" — A Bad Lip Reading of Beyoncé
by BadLipReading 6,133,987 views
As requested, the full BLR version of Beyoncé's Inauguration performance, originally seen in part here: http://youtu.be/fpwhA-LdOHo Like on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/badlipreading
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3:09
"Inauguration 2013: A Bad Lip Reading: — A Bad Lip Reading of Barack Obama's Inauguration
by BadLipReading 4,046,459 views
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2:49
"THE NFL : A Bad Lip Reading" — A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL
by BadLipReading 36,822,814 views
So THAT'S what they were saying...
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2:22
"SHADOW PICO trailer" — A Bad Lip Reading of One Direction
by BadLipReading 5,504,766 views
Trailer for One Direction's art-house film, Shadow Pico
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3:58
"MORE TWILIGHT" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Twilight Saga: New Moon
by BadLipReading 11,654,291 views
Bella... Jacob... Edward... and soul food.
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3:29
"2012 Debates Highlights" — A Bad Lip Reading of the 2012 US Presidential Debates
by BadLipReading 4,657,457 views
Let's haunt this misery stump!
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2:49
"Iraqi Gold" — A Bad Lip Reading of "The Campaign"
by BadLipReading 2,278,960 views
Drink a pretty Texas drink.
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3:42
"Eye Of The Sparrow" — A Bad Lip Reading of the First 2012 Presidential Debate
by BadLipReading 11,346,531 views
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2:29
"Paul Ryan's Video Diary" — A Bad Lip Reading of Paul Ryan
by BadLipReading 2,365,647 views
Excerpts from vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan's personal video diary.
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3:11
"The Hunger Games" — A Bad Lip Reading
by BadLipReading 17,140,572 views
Katniss likes her purse, but everyone thinks she doesn't.
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3:08
"Edward and Bella" — A Bad Lip Reading of Twilight
by BadLipReading 23,799,238 views
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2:51
"More Mitt" — A Bad Lip Reading Soundbite
by BadLipReading 7,097,374 views
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5:03
"YETI" — A Bad Lip Reading of Coldplay
by BadLipReading 1,848,259 views
iTunes: http://bit.ly/UVROhF Amazon: http://amzn.com/B008QFYNNG
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1:48
"Jeff, Who Lives At Home" — A Bad Lip Reading
by BadLipReading 1,331,962 views
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0:49
"Bush & Clinton" — A Bad Lip Reading Soundbite
by BadLipReading 3,005,721 views
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1:01
"Selina Meyer" — A Bad Lip Reading Sound Bite from VEEP on HBO
by BadLipReading 655,439 views
Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Vice President Selina Meyer in HBO's new series VEEP: http://www.hbo.com/veep
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1:17
A Bad Lip Reading of a scene from "High School"
by BadLipReading 903,021 views
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"High School" in theaters June 1 -- Official trailer here: http://youtu.be/LS98A1Y7d8s
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0:49
A Bad Lip Reading of Rick Perry's "Strong" Ad
by BadLipReading 705,196 views
Rick Perry disapproves of Seth Rogen's new movie. (Formerly a Funny or Die exclusive...)
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3:37
"Time To Rock" — A Bad Lip Reading of "Hot Problems"
by BadLipReading 1,103,763 views
Song available on iTunes! http://tinyurl.com/bvrg7z8 LYRICS BELOW
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LYRICS:
TIME TO ROCK
Clarkman got me into the show
And there was a huge dude pimpin' solo,
Right where we cut through
And I think he took my blush and eyeliner
But who has a glass?
My breath ain't cool, yo
I have to drink, and that'll make it good
So I ate a big rock, and don't think I'm a hog, but
Chicken smeared with Funyuns™ — s**t really tastes good!
I mean, I just ate some and it tasted so--
[BURP!]
Maybe it's just me, but
I hate mixtapes.
Are you deaf
Boy, I'ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It's time to rock
[It's time to rock, rock, rock]
We don't wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
I had another look, and it's not that bad
That black guy said, "Show me them!"
Shhhhhhh!
I went up to Scott, and I whistled at him
And he said, "Call me after you're fu**ing hotter"
"You're so retarded!"
I need some pudding
I've just been dumped
But I do it on my weekends
Twitter and a friend
Ashby was so rude to me, she said, "You look like your mom"
F**k this, I can't hear you in the market.
[chicken, Funyuns™, dance!]
Are you deaf
Boy, I'ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It's time to rock
[It's time to rock, rock, rock]
We don't wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
Are you deaf
Boy, I'ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It's time to rock
[It's time to rock, rock, rock]
We don't wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
Ho, ho, a white rocket gets you sick
Can you rock hard and chase that pig
With a baby snake in that cage
Jump in the laundry
You know I'll haunt your junk
Are you deaf
Boy, I'ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It's time to rock
[It's time to rock, rock, rock]
We don't wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
Are you deaf
Boy, I'ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It's time to rock
[It's time to rock, rock, rock]
We don't wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
Nazis?
Whimper face
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4:26
"Kicked Your Monkey" — A Bad Lip Reading of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know"
by BadLipReading 6,547,748 views
Song available on iTunes! http://tinyurl.com/6qfqpgk LYRICS BELOW
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LYRICS:
Kicked Your Monkey
That was yet another way of working with the Sith
They're greasy little freaks who hide pickles in the sky
And I know my selfish cuckoo otter fooled me
Miss Fisher don't think that I'm pretty
But I would stuff a sixty cent nacho in my book
Lines, lines, intersecting
Oh, lines, lines, lines
Intersecting now with paint
I can't hear when you talk, I got cheese candy
I'd like to glue a tiny mustache on your cat on Wednesdays
If a woman fails to squeal then I'll smell her jeans
I hate the crazy seagulls we won in those stupid frames
And all the bloody mittens that were lying under the harlequin's sofa
And the genie never got me off
Am I glad I keyed that van
It'll make me fly when you're rubbing that thing
I'm fighting with ninja gloves
Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful
No the genie never dumped her load
I'm body snatching you and then I'ma change your diaper
I kiss down really low
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat!
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat
Ghetto lady thinks your froggy's name is Lou McGopher
A piggy baby leaving Arizona slipped and fell last night
A banana wanted in that crack
Who really thinks you have a Waldo sack?
Stuff is shooting out of this hole
Wookie snatcher, eat a bunch of pie and then just close the door!
But the genie never got me off
Am I glad I keyed that van
It'll make me fly when you're rubbing that thing
I'm fighting with ninja gloves
Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful
No the genie never dumped her load
I'm body snatching you and then I'ma change your diaper
I kiss down really low
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat! (Monkey!)
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat (Monkey!)
I used your goat (Monkey!)
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat
I used your goat
Yeah, I used your goat
I used your goat
Monkey
(Monkey!)
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3:33
"Joe Biden" — A BLR Soundbite
by BadLipReading 2,652,094 views
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2:09
"Newt Gingrich" — A BLR Soundbite
by BadLipReading 1,905,245 views
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Newt Gingrich discusses hairy chests, Rick James, frilly panties, and more — via Bad Lip Reading.
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2:28
"Rick Santorum" — A BLR Soundbite
by BadLipReading 3,119,761 views
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2:45
"Ron Paul" — A BLR Soundbite
by BadLipReading 3,687,245 views
Ron Paul: If you refuse, he'll haunt your prostate...
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4:10
"Beard With Glue" — a Bad Lip Reading
by BadLipReading 1,510,961 views
Available on iTunes http://tinyurl.com/3bpfnnr Original vid here: http://tinyurl.com/yeujdsj LYRICS BELOW:
BEARD WITH GLUE
I bought a lot of good weed
And a bottle of milk
A soggy eggshell
The phantom's gonna teach me how to break the submarine
'Cause I'm real laid back
My owl wore clothes
The zebra thinks he's half not black
Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue
Caught your dog in my hut,
It's a well-known mutt
It took chicken from my fridge
As I was frying hot ducks
On a freezing night
It always liked to bite
Where's them boobies?
I wanna ice this cake
Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue
Who do you think would win in a bear fight in the night?
Who's gonna hoard dark water for days?
Can't be around dogs who fart all the time
Quit sneaking off and punching little orphan Brazilians
Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue
Psychotic dog, psychotic dog
Psychotic dog, psychotic doggy
Gonna shave that beard with glue.
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4:02
"Herman Cain" — A BLR Soundbite
by BadLipReading 4,995,493 views
Herman Cain lays it on the line, warning against "big potato moths". Recommends we "throw out the good guys' coal."
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2:40
"Mitt Romney" — A BLR Soundbite
by BadLipReading 5,999,870 views
On the campaign trail with Mitt Romney. And Bad Lip Reading. Aye, Captain.
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2:20
"Michele Bachmann": a BLR Soundbite
by BadLipReading 3,810,171 views
Michele Bachmann outlines her campaign strategy... kind of.
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"Trick The Bridesmaid" — a Bad Lip Reading of Barack Obama
by BadLipReading 5,040,573 views
On iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/3rpmxwz Groove with the president. But don't drink his bottled judgement. And don't think he won't whip them pintos. Original video here: http://youtu.be/y82n1vSM4v0
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2:25
"Rick Perry" — A BLR Soundbite
by BadLipReading 4,772,994 views
Republican presidential hopeful Rick Perry shares a few poignant thoughts via some very Bad Lip Reading. Original video here: http://youtu.be/0JQ8zF_nK1Q
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4:11
"Morning Dew" — a bad lip reading of Bruno Mars, feat. Lady Gaga and Jay-Z
by BadLipReading 3,209,674 views
iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/3w7lqbh Amazon:http://amzn.com/B005GHZU2U
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Original Bruno video here: http://youtu.be/fLexgOxsZu0
Original Gaga video here: http://youtu.be/niqrrmev4mA
Original Jay-Z video here: http://youtu.be/0UjsXo9l6I8
MORNING DEW
That dope fiend wanted to strip naked and think
Now she's rolling like a pimp, yeah
Gonna send flowers to all my foes
Drive a Mexican cab to the store
Stink and sweat out the juice we got in there
I'm damp for the easy muffin
What it is, I'm a night trauma life guard
Chicken never hurt me I'm a good flavor top dog
See me on my float in my bronze tuxedo
Stop me at the club, I'm Han, you're Greedo
Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with
cheese and broccoli
You got a trophy when you won that thing
Aunt Sharona hates a puppet
Don't freak if your XBOX ain't a pay phone
Don't ever make a sick child thick toast
Tonight after wine I'ma knock you in the head, and then
Grande taco
If I had a furry pet monkey right here
Then I'd take him out to Shady Pine and get a cold beer
Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli
One time I drew a pink ice castle with a
Green hot dog and three light snacks
I'ma teach y'all how to scrape out the sink drain
A midget said speak with an accent
So I did just so I could steal his
Porsche while he was tied to a stake in the rain
Stop the drama
Before I get the sniffles
Making happy on my floor,
Got a stiffle
Boom
Bring me my shovel and make one wish
Yeah, who wants to see me give a rock to a fish?
Whoopsie daisy
Someone's in my backseat
Eatin' orange slices
Think they took my coffee
Went to the club
Got a jawbreaker
We about to party balls
Cuz I'm a rainmaker
Ay o, girl, you should try them chicken fingers instead of that pizza
Mirror, mirror, on my floor
Am I the prettiest at the store?
Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli
Keep wanting your morning dew
The world's fastest girl might be wrong
We popped the cork, now it's time to go away
Keep wanting your morning dew
I got that crown, I'll knock you out
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
I got ten pounds of peanut brittle
And a little poodle got it's coat on
Mirror, mirror, on my floor
Am I the prettiest at the store?
Is this Idaho? Because I will NOT limbo in Idaho.
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4:27
"Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé
by BadLipReading 6,234,866 views
iTUNES LINK: http://tinyurl.com/5smbl8a
Original video here: http://tinyurl.com/ybs4wqq
If that link is blocked, try this one: http://youtu.be/gcF9ICgLqi4
Watch Michael Bublé share his thoughts on "Russian Unicorn": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp37h0yY4j4
Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.)
RUSSIAN UNICORN
I'ma blast your brains
Talking full-on sex
I got a porcupine called "Zazoom"
He leaves his scent on people's graves
(Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)
I had a cold one time, then I licked myself
Why don't y'all just float off
Now you're useless
I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it
I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny
There she go
Now watch me flow
Oh, the night is young
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
We'll probably do it on the couch
While my roomie's out hiking
So take if off and bite your tongue
And hope my roommate don't come home
A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week
I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato
We're here for too long
We gotta run, ok?
And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.
I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it
I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it
If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it
When I count to three dismount
Oh, the night is young
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
We'll probably do it on the couch
While my roomie's out hiking
So take if off and bite your tongue
I think that I ought to confess
I drink fire water
But I don't want the keys to your van
What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn
We can shoot a unicorn
Girl, I know you'll like the horn
And I'm gonna keep you warm
Till you wake up in the morning
I know you ain't a bitch
Oops
I didn't mean to do that
I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans
The guy behind you just soiled his underwear
(sniff, sniff)
Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it
Hey, that's ok girl!
Them strawberries look juicy
Oh, the night is young
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
We'll probably do it on the couch
While my roomie's out hiking
So take if off and bite your tongue
And hope my roommate don't come home
Bite your tongue
And hope my roommate don't come home
I got your Barbie zucchini
Happy Monsoon Day!
And you promised you'd lick it
I'm gonna save a mental kitty
I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe
Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading -
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2:19
"Hot Jumping Beans" -- another bad lip reading of Justin Bieber and Rascal Flatts
by BadLipReading 1,212,822 views
Available on iTunes:http://tinyurl.com/5tdjm2x
Original video here: http://youtu.be/p5Jw-T4dVss
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Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.)
Hot Jumping Beans
Girl, no matter what I do
I'm gonna make you love these
Hot Jumping Beans
So sad that you don't care a thing about
These jumping beans
Pigs feet, yeah
And jumping beans (And jumping beans)
And red Kool-Aid
This here's the real stuff
I think you want 'em
Take your beans
She might not want 'em
Hot Jumping Beans (hot jumping beans)
Girl, I wanna share 'em
High five
Horses (palominos)
Insects (nah, nah, nah)
And jumping beans
Jumping beans tonight.
Bacon!
Ham!
I'm hungry
Hot Jumping Beans
Hot Jumping Beans
Hot Jumping Beans
On Tuesday
My jumping beans
Our jumping beans
Hot Jumping Beans (and cookies)
Hot Jumping Beans
With me (and me)
Let's just roll
(I need a HoHo)
And get us some beans
(With a whole lot of ketchup)
Hot Jumping Beans
My jumping beans
Our jumping beans
I love you like he loves Frito-Lay
Do, Re, Mi, I've got the beans for you baby
Or me
Hot Jumping Beans
That's stupid
How would you know?
You talk for hours about dough
That's just wrong
Hot Jumping Beans
One shoe is too big
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3:02
"Magic Man" -- a bad lip reading of Ludacris and The Bee Gees
by BadLipReading 857,611 views
Available on iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/3fpvnnq
Original video here: http://tinyurl.com/ycxpsvc
Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.)
Yeah, I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School
I rescued 17 chickens one day
I'm the Magic Man, got a magic goose
Them chickens do stuff I can't explain to you
My life is a macaroni dream
Little white mouses crawl in my bed
I'm the Magic Man
For real though
I know karate and definitely used it on a
Low ridin' hobbit on my mountain
I said "You know what, this ain't right"
And then he farted
And I was like "Damn, son, sh** is rude
It's my mountain. You wanna pass gas you can go on home."
Hey, hey hey - get me a windmill.
Julian!
Why don't you go decorate a pie?
Aww naw, look out y'all, it's the Bee Gees!
I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School
Loan me a dragon, I wanna see space
The Magic Man, got a magic goose
No hobbit ever better disrespect my mountain
This hobbit I knew pissed off a homeboy
And the bitch shot him two times -- bang! -- on his mountain
And I had to break it to his son
We took a ring from the guy's finger
It brought us 200 bills
I flew to Cuba, he flew to Mexico
I ain't shoot ANYthing
Man, that's crazy!
You lookin' for a ghetto hobbit with a uzi
I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School
There's a gremlin walkin' on my sidewalk
I'm the Magic Man, got a Magic Goose
Micro-tape
True ninja.
Magic Man at the Magic School
Yeah, I ain't see no hobbits in Star Wars
I'm the Magic Man, got a Magic Goose
Gang Fight!!
My niece had a Shih Tzu
But she don't have it no more
It bit Jolly June the humpback up on her hump
Spank my wood
Till I bleed
Or so that I scream
"Soufflé!"
Oh my God, there's a tissue in my Chevy, homeboy
I wanna touch your booty
FLIRT!
MILF!
I got a fluffy shirt.
Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading -
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3:49
"BLACK UMBRELLA (The Right Stuff)", a bad lip reading of Miley Cyrus
by BadLipReading 5,691,659 views
iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/3wms2bw
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LYRICS:
Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night
All night
I wish I had like 500
Damn boy, if it hurt the first time
Shouldn't be riding inside the whore shack
Dude's so crazy, he tryin' to sell me hubcaps
Hubcap lover won't get anywhere without
That bazooka in the front and then a homie tattoo
On his shoulder from a Puerto Rican dude he used to knew
A dark threat in the oasis sayin' "go shorty"
Listen up, boys
We'll have time to play when you go and move that Jaguar
Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella
I'ma bring stars to make us bizarre
We gonna have a bonfire tonight
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We smokin' the right stuff
We smokin' the right stuff
Extra lemon in my Diet Snapple
Makes a girl happy
Oh yeah that's right
S**t that's right
Tea got me jammin' from head to toe
Now, why in the world did you treat me
As if I didn't understand trigonometry and Tai Chi
Inverse cosine (see?)
Oh my gosh, there's never gonna be a better Padawan than me
"Meshuggeneh Vinny" had a hoopty
And the boom boom started moving us
Till he proceeded to jump out the train
And braid his show-dog, "Tiny Timmy Tokyo"
And I'm pregnant
But right now I'm flying and my crew is on the floor
Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella
I'ma get dumb and bang a wizard
We gonna have a bonfire tonight
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We smoking' the right stuff
We smoking' the right stuff
Ain't no big cauliflower
Pinch me, ow, don't forget to kiss it
Please help me down from this swing
I got my plasma sword and I'm ready to crank it!
Happy tree, I drink smoothies
Don't worry dawg, I'm tryin' to find my shrimp
In the cabbage patch, pink spaghetti
500 crackers I was saving for my granny
Cosmic wings, whoopsie
Let's buy two big industrial windmills
I already got one
Who needs three?
Well, the first one... I broke it
But right now I'm flying and my crew is on the floor
Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella
We'll blaze up a blunt in my car
We going home to eat, ok?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We smokin' the right stuff
But right now I'm flyin' and my crew is on the floor (samurai)
Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella
We'll blaze up a blunt in my car
We gonna have a bonfire tonight
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We smokin' the right stuff
(Windmill)
We smokin' the right stuff
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3:14
"Everybody Poops" - a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas
by BadLipReading 4,217,039 views
Available on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-poops/id429230110
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LYRICS:
Poop Poop
Poop Poop
Poop Poop
I can't think when i gotta poop
Poop Poop
Poop Poop (Poop!)
Poop Poop
No eye contact! I'll beat you down!
'Cause you know that that's not scary
Hero!
You'll never find a human that steals school supplies
And if you do
Let me know who (who)
And I'll beat him down.
I like to poop poop out the bad vibes
That's right, I'm the best one.
And when we do a show I always start with this
And then usually around five I'll lay down and
Then I poop poop poop on the floor!
Piano.
Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.
I forgot to break the mirrors
And the spaceship soared away
Why not tell me they left?
You gotta flush the toilet
Yeah, see that's right
Professional baby
I'm gonna find a chicken fight
Then gonna go poo poo
Mama told me she wrote me a note
She forgot that I'm a soft machine man
Looks like we got a big mean dookie on deck
And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks!
When I'm on the pot after working for hours
Watch out down there
When i'm dumping my log
Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.
I be regular, bitches
Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.
Yeah I'm going downtown
Gotta get me some tissue
Fergie used it all up
'Cause she got bowel issues
Yeah, she ain't no android
You can take my word
I'm-I-I-I-I-I'm gonna go poop poop
When I'm on the pot after working for hours
Watch out down there
When i'm dumping my log
Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.
(Th-th-th-that's a big one!)
Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.
(Open wide!)
Yeah, see that's right
Hero!
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1:23
"Asian Baby" - Justin Bieber and Rascal Flatts "That Should Be Me", cover by a bad lip reader
by BadLipReading 2,312,543 views
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"ASIAN BABY!" - (A bad lip reader interprets "That Should Be Me", by Justin Bieber and Rascal Flatts)
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3:17
"Gang Fight" -- Rebecca Black, as interpreted by a bad lip reader
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GANG FIGHT
Definite I'm planning on making war
Gotta beat those kids no doubt, and I
Gotta poo at the house, here we go, let's leave
If I think that's it's time I should go I could say
"Oy-ee-Oy" gotta bring my chicken
Yeah, I know that sounds kinda messed up
Gonna get you with my pleasant Nazis, am I right?
(Hey guys! Hey Gunter! Hey Hans!)
Gonna pay by blood, I'm gonna see it get nasty
Gang Fight, Gang Fight!
The gang is down to fight, yeah
Have I brought this chicken for us to eat?
Gang Fight! Gang Fight!
The gang is down to fight, yeah
Have I brought this chicken for us to thaw?
We got party hats (party hats)
Barney, Barney
Fight, fight, fight, fight
Chicken for us to no eat
Everybody acts so serious
How am I gonna show that cowboy I'm alive?
Fight, fight, this is my fight
You're no one and it's unlikely you'll have this
My friend is bombed, by the way
And I doubt that you'll have this
Now you go away, na-na-na
And they're so depressing
Can't make my body stop doing this
Now sing
Gang Fight, Gang Fight!
The gang is down to fight, yeah
Have I brought this chicken for us to eat?
Gang Fight! Gang Fight!
The gang is down to fight, yeah
Have I brought this chicken for us to thaw?
We got party hats
Barney, Barney
Fight, fight, fight, fight
Chicken for us to no eat
Yeah
Ain't no chicken from China I'm blasting'
I'm grabbin' a routine vaccination
With chicken and sweet carp on the side
Boom, pass it back at you
We can free me up like J.J. said
Now what kind of meat they was grindin'?
Yeah, we gotta wait on our food
Bologna
Gang Fight, Gang Fight!
The gang is down to fight, yeah (Gangs!)
Have I brought this chicken for us to eat? (No!)
Gang Fight! Gang Fight!
The gang is down to fight, yeah
Have I brought this chicken for us to thaw? (Fightin')
We got party hats (party hats)
Barney, Barney
Fight, fight, fight, fight
Chicken for us to eat
Gang Fight, Gang Fight!
The gang is down to fight, yeah (FIghtin! Fightin!)
Have I brought this chicken for us to eat? (No!)
Gang Fight! Gang Fight!
The gang is down to fight, yeah
Have I brought this chicken for us to thaw?
We got party hats (party hats)
Barney, Barney
Fight, fight, fight, fight
Chicken for us to no eat
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