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    I Wanna Be An Engineer - (Billionaire Geeked Out Mix) by: Only Won - the Lyrical Engineer

    by Onlywon 1,059,009 views

    http://www.onlywon.com
    Just a fun rendition to encourage all my science & engineer geeks out there. Lyrics below
    ---------------------------
    I wanna be an engineer so freakin' bad, optimize the things I've always had
    I wanna be on the cover of PC Magazine, Smiling next to Pentium machines.

    oh everytime I close my eyes, I calculate a new design
    yeah....an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
    my patent would be here...If I was an engineer

    Yeah, I wound have a show on Discovery, hoping that e-ve-ry..
    body in the country would watch me on their HD.
    I'd probably pull an Orville Wright and a Wilbur
    Build a plane and take the rudder and dip it in silver.
    Give away a few smartphones, like, Einstein here have this
    Take my protractor out and do some mathmatics
    It's been a couple years since I've been single so
    you can find me working late and living off Ho Ho's.
    Brain food for the intelligent, sometimes I like to complement
    myself for being smart, but you can call me brilliant.
    Yeah...Call me a geek or maybe even nerd
    but face the facts, we da ones be ruling this world.

    Everytime I close my eyes (what cha see, what cha see?)
    I calculate a new design (uh huh uh huh)
    oh ye-ah....an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
    my patent would be here...If I was an engineer

    ohhh ohhhh....Yeah, I'm an engineer! oohh ohhhh....

    I be playin Xbox with some scientists, workin' with geologist
    maybe ask a girl out and get lucky with little kiss.
    Or not because I have to...formulate a program
    in C++ or going back and using Fortran.
    Toss a few equations in just for the heck of it.
    Solve my own problem just so I can delineate
    Yeah, I be comin' on a whole new level.
    Like comparing HDMI to a coax cable.
    Sometimes I give directions with Euclidean vectors
    And transfer files faster on eSATA connectors.
    ...I know we all have a simular dream
    to build cantilever beams,...it makes me wanna sing

    I wanna be an engineer so freakin' bad, optimize the things I've always had
    I wanna be on the cover of PC Magazine, Smiling next to Pentium machines.

    Everytime I close my eyes, I calculate a new design
    an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
    my patent would be here...If I was an engineer

    ooh ohhh....("Yeah! Solve it!) If I was an engineer! ohh ohh

    I wanna be an engineer so freakin' bad

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    How to keep people from nagging you at work

    by ComedyShackcoza 15,827 views

    Credits: Auto Tuning from Casey Donahue on Vimeo.

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    Code Monkey AMV

    by Kagatoamv 2,382,598 views

    This AMV features the song Code Monkey by Jonathan Coulton, using footage from the anime Black Heaven.

    It was a finalist at Anime Expo 2007 AMV Contest.
    At Animazement 2007 it won Best in Show.
    I've heard it did well at Dragoncon 2007

    A lot of people ask where the song is available, you can buy it at Jonathan Coulton's website for 0.99 or from itunes for the same price. Its released under the Creative Commons license, which grants use for projects like this. Thanks Jonathan!

    Others have asked about the anime, Legend of Black Heaven. This anime is about a man who was in a rock band in his younger days, but they broke up as the members grew up and got married. Years later, in a dead end job and dull marriage, he's approached by aliens who want him to play his music to save them...

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    "Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy

    by alyankovicVEVO 77,341,978 views

    Music video by "Weird Al" Yankovic performing White & Nerdy. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 8,511 (C) 2006 Volcano Entertainment III, LLC

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    Developers

    by Dale Chase 15,769 views

    download this song free @ http://dchase.bandcamp.com/track/developers & http://scrubclubrecords.com

    clips I used to make this video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTQf8MqEfg0 - Project palantir
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szu1U1WsvD4 - Angry Birds
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYD-ybDXGvg - Half-Life 2
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxEKWV92M5I - WOW Night Elf jokes
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EFhlcCpw5M - 140 Con LA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFec_WWLXWM - Final Fantasy 1
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJpBEsfff7k - GTA 4

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    The First World Problems Rap

    by funnyz 1,964,051 views

    Get it on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-first-world-problems-ra­p/id455695627?i=455695632

    What are some of your first world problems? Leave a comment :D

    Thanks for watching!

    Subscribe to my 2nd channel: http://www.youtube.com/lotsoflaughs
    Follow me on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/funnyz
    Like me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/itsfunnyz

    Thanks to Omar for filming! http://www.youtube.com/osego21

    And thanks reddit for some of the lines! http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems

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    Coder Girl

    by Dale Chase 271,585 views

    An ode to female programmers.

    EP Available on iTunes!
    http://bit.ly/nPtaYS
    Find more great music @ http://dalechase.com http://twitter.com/daleochase
    Song lyrics here: http://bit.ly/onCGAG

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    "Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums

    by alyankovicVEVO 4,239,674 views

    Music video by "Weird Al" Yankovic performing It's All About The Pentiums. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 73,860 (C) 1999 Volcano Entertainment lll, LLC

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    yt-cracker-veiw source

    by homeorofficeuse 8,676 views

    yt-cracker-veiw source

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    MC Frontalot - Zero Day [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

    by MC Frontalot 108,787 views

    From the album Zero Day by MC Frontalot. http://frontalot.com/cd4
    featuring int80 of Dual Core http://dualcoremusic.com and ytcracker http://ytcracker.com
    Directed by Mohit Jaswal http://www.youtube.com/user/BeesKneesFilms
    ...
    Download this song's video and mp3 free at http://frontalot.com
    ...
    Lyric:

    They take the world over one node at a time.
    They put the seed in some software and make it shine.
    so the dimwitted among us grab tight and install
    put it right on the wall, and don't notice at all
    that the celebration of a day impends.
    I want to note it on the calendar, I ready my pen,
    I get ahead of my friends in my haste, I let slip
    that the zero day is coming, MC Front still ill equipped.
    Boom how it hits you, when it comes
    if you're touching on an interface you steady your thumbs
    since you might have to jump ship quick, the sting stuns
    it isn't designed to destroy, it's just how it runs
    and I sing fun songs but this here is a warning
    that the exploit's open and it might sound corny
    but I give a damn about the state of the Earth
    expect a hacker has to wreck it just to teach it what it's worth.

    And on the first day, it's already too late...

    Press play, prepare as history is made:
    "largest hack in one day," all the headlines will say.
    All out of time, hear the chime from the buzzer.
    Found this bug on my own, no need for a fuzzer.
    "It's already too late," spreading as we planned.
    No need for the NO OPs, I know just where to land.
    Clearing out the registers, with pointers to my functions,
    loaded to your memory and writing new instructions.
    Braindump i/o, siphoned out the eye holes;
    enticed so i'm digging through the disassembled byte code.
    Push pop change order stack frame FILO
    filesystem inodes, all fall to my flow.
    Running over, there again i go:
    self-propagation engine, polymorphic sideshow.
    Every network, we're found to get around...
    the exploit payload encoded in this sound.

    Man, cousin, I'm about to put in the work,
    assert authority. Administrative access: crack this.
    If your patches back in the past, this
    0day gets you on a root trip. True crypt.
    Key file, I will keystyle shell code,
    triple sevens all up on the ch mod.
    Shhh mode, how I'm keeping this here,
    'cause if I keep my game on tight my 0day lasts another year.
    You're a little bit late.
    I had that nfsd back in ninety-eight
    and the DCOM bomb owned the Zone Alarm
    so get your lip balm kitty; NEDM three fitty.
    Got them bots in every city with the spamtec committee
    and yt the almighty, zero day beats flying. And who's giant?
    That's us. With the upstream plus, we're CAN-SPAM compliant.

    Yo, when it flips, new world is a permanent state.
    Cultivate paranoia 'cause the Huns at the gate
    are many millions strong, all arrive in a spate.
    YT Crack and Int80 been shipping them freight.
    All walls up to date, let them come, you can cope.
    Pwn the rug out from under you and sunder your hopes.
    Send a no points bulletin out; they're undiscovered.
    Eyes to the horizon! Not much longer undercover.

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    MC Frontalot - First World Problem [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

    by MC Frontalot 442,007 views

    Artist: MC Frontalot
    Song: First World Problem
    Album: Zero Day
    Director: Shawna Mills

    Downloadable as .mov and .mp4 at http://frontalot.com/video ... Song also available as free MP3 and AAC http://frontalot.com/music ... Create your own remix at http://frontalot.com/osb

    Lyric:

    Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but it's empty.
    MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn't tempting,
    ending up uncaged and at large
    to talk smack at you through the networking appliance that's in charge
    of every drip of your attention.
    Yo, when mine goes out I've got to log in just to mention
    my disappointment at the interruption of convenience.
    I mean just: a lot left, but none up in between this
    couple of minutes here and a couple of minutes later.
    It's an outrage, at the price I paid. These dictators
    of my leisure rule with an iron fist.
    Has anybody ever been so put upon as this?

    Your GPS run out of battery (first world problem)
    Got to wake up Saturday (first world problem)
    You just delayed a honeymoon (first world problem)
    Pledge season's coming soon (first world problem)
    Half your friend list is spam accounts (first world problem)
    And your center channel speaker's out (first world problem)

    Muffy, my hair regrowth cream is mostly ineffective
    and I'm struggling to keep this in perspective,
    but I feel like a massive injustice occurred.
    Says "regrows hair" on the tube (in the words)
    in a third — or maybe a quarter — of all users.
    I must have got swindled. Is it a fault? Of whose is?
    Oooh, Muffy, Muffy, I had all the servants tortured.
    Did you keep them on retainer? Do you got some more on order?
    'Cause I can't comb my hair on my own no more.
    I got accustomed to the lifestyle, sniffed upon the spore
    and it molded up my innards, made the blood turn blue.
    Muffy, Muffy, there's a revolution; what we're gonna do?

    Misplaced the Ambien (first world problem)
    Left a participle dangling (first world problem)
    You're scheduling your root canal (first world problem)
    Your grad schooling had no rationale (first world problem)
    You didn't like your appetizer (first world problem)
    Your yacht got capsized (a first world problem)

    Now while our capitalism is in a minor kerfuffle,
    you have to hustle. Before the fates come, reshuffle.
    Rustle up another couple grievances and air 'em.
    You can laugh about it later (maybe needed while despairing).
    For the moment though, you ordered half caf, didn't get it;
    there was no TV set when you jetted; internet resetted
    itself just as I was in the middle
    of tournament play, and so I suffered from transmittal
    interruption. Completely ruined my day.
    MC Frontalot's a jackass, that's all I'm trying to say.
    People buy CDs in these days of disaster,
    so poor me: I have to be a professional rapper.

    No bubbles in the soda cup (first world problem)
    App crashed when you loaded up (first world problem)
    Phone's OS is outta date (first world problem)
    Colors won't calibrate (first world problem)
    They never stock the snack you want (first world problem)
    Caught herpes from a celebutante (first world problem)

    Got wallhacked in PVP (first world problem)
    Oh no, HD-DVD (first world problem)
    Pixels aren't perfect square (first world problem)
    Your favorite rapper isn't debonair (first world problem)
    You own too many underwear (first world problem)
    And you're not much of a millionaire (first world problem)

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    IE is Being Mean to Me

    by WithUsTeam 139,350 views

    Scott sings about his woes developing software to work in Internet Explorer.
    In this particular video we went to our sister company and since they also develop software, we were sure they would get a kick out of it.

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    HE'S THE COMPUTER MAN

    by stonesoul 711,064 views

    This is scary IT video circa 1998.

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    "Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert

    by alyankovicVEVO 4,270,033 views

    Music video by Weird Al Yankovic performing Virus Alert. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 7,310 (C) 2006 Volcano Entertainment, LLC

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    The Large Hadron Rap

    by CERNTV 350,282 views

    Kate McAlpine's Hadronic rap. Priceless.
    Check out her website: www.katemcalpine.com

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    Dev Life

    by sfdcMktg 47,160 views

    Dev Life - music video / rap for developers leading the web2.0 revolution. Recorded in San Francisco

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    And So You Code - Rap Music Video

    by oferspiegel 796,006 views

    NEWS: Check out my new Trailer clip @ http://bit.ly/TheCodeShackRedemption

    I just can't get this great tune (of "Alors on Danse") out of my head, plus being so very bored one night resulted in this video.

    More stuff can be found at http://spiegelwrites.blogspot.com/

    If you are not familiar with uniPaaS - The most productive application tool for true agile application development, read about it at: http://www.magicsoftware.com/en/products/?catID=70

    For those who are not familiar yet with the original hit song - This is of the talented Belgian artist: Stromae. The original hit song is called "Alors on Danse" - The greatest hit song of summer 2010.

    Let's see if this one reaches Code Monkey fame...

    Learn more about uniPaaS by looking for uniPaaS Tutorial and examples on youtube.

    With uniPaaS you can keep coding and scripting if you like to in J#, ASP, C#, C++, Java, PHP, SQL, HTML but use uniPaaS to do the more cumbersome tasks. You can easily integrate your code or script in your uniPaaS Project.

    Must say the "Java Rap" of JavaOne "Java Life" is pretty funny. just goes to show how coding is hard.

    Already declared as developers and coders anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq3CuMDXaPs

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    Write in C

    by Albert Veli 178,337 views

    Students at the computer science universities used to sing this song back in the 1990:s. Well, at least I did. Now I sing this song one more time and remember those days. Let it be and always write in C.

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    Lady Java

    by Alexander Chernyy 873,174 views

    Lady Java Music Video for JavaZone

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    Particle Business - Fermilab rap music video - funky49

    by NerdcoreForLife 49,100 views

    http://funky49.bandcamp.com
    About the album: http://funky49.com/v4/2012/01/dirty-apes-discover-science/
    [NOTE: LYRICS BELOW] The Large Hadron Collider at CERN in Switzerland is (finally) up and running! While the folks over in Europe are busy celebrating, we thought we'd take this opportunity to pay homage to the ORIGINAL king of the particle accelerators; Fermilab in Batavia, IL, USA. The LHC got it's own rap video back in 2008 so we figured it was about time Fermilab had one too!


    Filmed on location in and around the Tevatron particle collider at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory, "Particle Business" is rapper funky49's hip-hop tribute to the "O.G. Atom Smasher." The video was directed and edited by Dan Lamoureux, the filmmaker behind the Nerdcore hip-hop documentary, "Nerdcore For Life." Huge thanks to all the fantastic folks at Fermilab that made this crazy thing possible! For more music from funky49 visit funky49.com. As for Nerdcore For Life, you can now order the DVD at Nerdcoreforlife.com!


    Credits:
    Music - funky49 & redvoid
    Shot and edited by: Dan Lamoureux
    Lyrics - funky49
    Guitar - c plus student
    Additional vocals - Dr. Ben Kilminster
    Mixed and mastered - The HT @ Studio 6, Port Orange, FL
    Costume design - Christy Redd

    LYRICS:

    [chorus]
    Rock stars of physics, particle business
    smash matter, anti-matter and witness
    quarks, bottom to top
    they dont stop
    Where the Higgs at?
    Yo thats their mark!
    Go! Go! Go!

    [verse 1]
    Tevatron, OG atom smasher
    Say Hello to CERNs party crasher
    The new Lord of the Rings LHC hear me
    This be competitive collaboration baby
    Strippin electrons, makin ions
    Of hydrogen, now pull that proton
    Give it that speed we need to make
    Real Science get achieved, I believe
    Shock protons, Greatly accelerated
    Two tera electron volts they rated
    Fated to smash and get mated
    Creatin smaller bits, energy still equated
    We love collisions, Take snap shots
    Till we set the right shot, learn a lot
    Yo, a mad grip of events do occur
    Blast fast, Data stream is a blur
    Normal eventsThey get ignored
    Higgs eventsThey get adored!

    (Chorus)

    [verse 2]
    High over frontier. Wilson Hall tall
    With aesthetics, its a science cathedral
    For the people that see with math
    Collider detector and massive graphs
    DZero or CDF, whos the best?
    If pressed I guess whos closest
    To quench the measurement thirst
    And who got their results in first
    Collision detectors, Fermion collectors
    This aint the 60s with pocket protectors
    These peeps cool like super-conducted
    Magnets, you know four nine aint frontin

    (Chorus)

    To me, triple beams dont mean
    Pushin mad coke, Its scientists in lab coats
    So you ready for insight twilight or limelight?
    Research in basic science, Ill fight
    Whos side you with? R&D dollars?
    Or pork spending for anyone who hollas?
    Brain drain. No technology policy
    Ballot box for better decisions in D.C.
    Rap Carl Sagan over new Vangelis Keys
    Science cutter clowns get smacked down please
    Im trippin at students slippin in
    Test scores, Against the world theyre dippin
    Lets be liftin, Positive like positrons
    Before we ask where we gone wrong
    Down with MTV, forget what you heard
    Get lost in Cosmos and Mister Wizard

    Somewhere something incredible is waiting to be learned Carl Sagan

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    LOLcats by Doctor Popular

    by NerdcoreForLife 10,253 views

    LOLcats by Doctor Popular. Directed by Dan Lamoureux
    You can hear more music from Doc Pop at http://www.drownradio.com. And at http://www.nerdcoreforlife.com you can find out about Dan's documentary, Nerdcore For Life.

    Special thanks to www.icanhascheezburger.com for existing!

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    Computer Science rap at Stanford

    by NerdcoreForLife 43,616 views

    Nerdcore rapper Monzy busts rhymes with an accuracy rate of 98.2%.

    Filmed on the Campus of Stanford University for the documentary NERDCORE FOR LIFE. Dir: Dan Lamoureux

    NOTE: Raw footage of this performance has been on youtube for a while but this is the new, edited version that's free of all the zooms and goofy shaky cam action.

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    Lotek - Ctrl Alt Del - High Quality

    by dropbear79 4,207 views

    High Quality Version of Lotek's CTRL ALT DEL
    Directed by Dropbear

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    Strange Charm: A Song about Quarks

    by vlogbrothers 953,069 views

    Are you ready for a Nerdy Valentines Day? http://bit.ly/WekHqK
    http://dft.ba

    In which Hank plays a song for you...the video was made in Illustrator and After Effects and it took a ridiculously long time to do. I hope you like it.

    http://dft.ba/quarks


    HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:

    Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
    Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
    John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

    ======================

    Hank's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hankgreen
    Hank's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hankimon
    Hank's tumblr: http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com

    John's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen
    John's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/johngreenfans
    John's tumblr: http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com

    ======================

    Other Channels
    Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse
    SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow
    Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames
    VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon
    Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel
    Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail

    ======================

    Nerdfighteria
    http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/
    http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
    http://reddit.com/r/nerdfighters
    http://nerdfighteria.info/

    A Bunny
    (\(\
    ( - -)
    ((') (')

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    Portal - 'Still Alive'

    by OverTheGun 17,925,342 views

    'Still Alive' from at the end of Portal during the credits.

    'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton: http://www.jonathancoulton.com
    and sung by Ellen McLain (GLaDOS, TF2 Announcer, HL2 Overwatch Administrator)

    I don't own the song or video in any way. It's a great song, and I uploaded it purely based on that and to share it with others.

    Enjoy!

    Lyrics:
    This was a triumph.
    I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
    Aperture Science
    We do what we must
    because we can.
    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.
    But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
    And the Science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun.
    For the people who are still alive.
    I'm not even angry.
    I'm being so sincere right now.
    Even though you broke my heart.
    And killed me.
    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
    Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time.
    So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
    Think of all the things we learned
    for the people who are still alive.
    Go ahead and leave me.
    I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
    Maybe Black Mesa
    THAT WAS A JOKE.
    HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
    Anyway, this cake is great.
    It's so delicious and moist.
    Look at me still talking
    when there's Science to do.
    When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are still alive.
    And believe me I am still alive.
    I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
    I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be still alive.
    STILL ALIVE

    MP3:
    You can extract the mp3 from your own Portal by:
    1. Downloading the gcfscape program and installing it
    2. Open the "portal content.gcf" file in the "Program Files\Steam\steamapps" location
    3. The mp3 is under /portal/sound/music/portal_still_alive.mp3

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    "Mac or PC" Rap Music Video (Mac vs PC, Apple vs Microsoft)

    by pantlessknights 5,341,597 views

    Get the song on iTunes! http://bit.ly/MacOrPCsong

    Subscribe http://bit.ly/pantlessknights

    Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you like it or not. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by Pete Nos.

    LYRICS:
    I'm a right-clicka
    I'm an iBook flippa
    Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga
    Surf Safari or browse in I.E.
    Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC!

    USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know
    watch my data flow
    From MS-DOS command line prompts
    Black backgrounds, no special sauce
    Well I've only been around since '84
    But my ease of use has done so much more
    From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS
    To a PowerPC, my OS is the best
    So clickable, design is lickable
    My aqua interface makes XP dispicable
    Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot
    Then I swap it with generic
    cause the port is hot

    If you see life through an LCD
    Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC?

    Take a look at Vista
    enjoy the view
    I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew
    cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast
    turn the aero on and lick the glass
    Tiger's fast as hell
    But Leopard's got the boom
    Time machine is mad mean
    you're absurd - what's a zune?
    Middle name: innovate
    All features integrate
    Now stay the hell out of my developers' conferences!
    Nonsenses - I'm networking
    You're not working
    Stop staring at your built-in webcam
    YouTube surfing
    Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh
    ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best

    He is the best with his videos
    And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro

    Mac, PC, and Me, At Last

    When I run IT'S A iPOD!
    Talk IT'S AN iPHONE!
    Stuff I gotta have no matter what
    It's an iLOAN!
    I want an Intel, plus CS3,
    but for now I'm streamin keynotes in bed
    Listenin to Steve
    Uh! Compatibility
    Everybody fits with me
    All the applications wanna get with my virility
    At any time
    Yo, it might go off
    And you can ride it
    Til it's Micro-Soft
    Huh! Pay attention
    I got a new invention
    Steal your next idea
    At the MacWorld Convention
    But guess what
    You'll always be behind
    Cuz Mac is a state of mind
    --------------
    Since many people have asked... YES, the video was edited on a Mac.

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    The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

    by watchtheguild 22,129,850 views

    http://youtu.be/jFhgupR565Q
    Click Here to watch The Guild's latest music video, "I'm the One That's Cool"
    ==
    PURCHASE THE MP3 @ AMAZON AND ITUNES!
    AMAZON MP3: http://bit.ly/amazon-avatar
    ITUNES VIDEO: http://bit.ly/itunesvideo
    ITUNES MP3: http://bit.ly/itunesavatar
    FAN VIDEOS: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCDB8CFE43210C9F5
    Directed by: Jed Whedon
    Music by: Jed Whedon
    Lyrics by: Felicia Day
    Main Vocal: Felicia Day
    Rap: Jeff Lewis and Sandeep Parikh
    Backup Vocals: Maurissa Tancharoen and Jed Whedon
    Director of Photography: Omer Ganai
    Choreography: Chantal Robeson
    Edited by: Jeff Yorkes
    Produced by: Christian Agypt, Felicia Day
    Costumes: Sarah Trost
    Weapons: Greg Aranowitz
    Production Design: Tyler Robinson

    Starring:
    Vincent Caso
    Felicia Day
    Jeff Lewis
    Amy Okuda
    Sandeep Parikh
    Robin Thorsen

    Dancers:
    Bijoya Das
    Jul Kohler
    Maurissa Tancharoen

    English Subtitles: Daniela Figueiredo
    Portuguese - Jonathan Iury and Dani Figueiredo
    Spanish - Pablo Lopez Vila and Carles Soler Sala

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    Commodore 64 boy band song (Comic Bakery)

    by pressplayontape 119,183 views

    This is probably our most famous tune, and probably the one most far away from our usual style---which is rock music. This tune is an "off the mill" boy band song about love to our beloved C64. At one point we figured "What c64 tune would be great if interpreted as a boy band song?" The answer was Comic Bakery written by Martin Galway.

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    Design Coding

    by Charles Lewis 916,436 views

    The Poetic Prophet (AKA The SEO Rapper) is back with another marketing rap. This time he describes how web standards and proper design can affect the ranking and conversion of pages on your site.
    lyrics:Your site design is the first thing people see
    it should be reflective of you and the industry
    easy to look at with a nice navigation
    when you can't find what you want it causes frustration
    a clear Call to action to increase the temptation
    use appealing graphics they create motivation
    if you have animation
    use with moderation
    cause search engines can't index the information
    display the logos of all your associations
    highlight your contact info that's an obligation
    create a clean design you can use some decoration
    but to try to prevent any client hesitation
    every page that they click should provide and explanation
    should be easy to understand like having a conversation
    when you design the style go ahead and use your imagination
    but make sure you use correct color combinations
    do some investigation, look at other organizations
    but don't duplicate or you might face a litigation
    design done, congratulations but it's time to start construction
    follow these instructions when you move into production
    your photoshop functions then slice that design
    do your layout with divs make sure that it's aligned
    please don't use tables even though they work fine
    when it come to indexing they give searches a hard time
    make it easy for the spiders to crawl what you provide
    remove font type, font color and font size
    no background colors, keep your coding real neat,
    tag your look and feel on a separate style sheet
    better results with xml and css
    now you making progress, a lil closer to success
    describe your doctype so the browser can relate
    make sure you do it great or it won't validate
    check in all browsers, I do it directly
    gotta make sure that it renders correctly
    some use IE, some others use Flock
    some use AOL, I use Firefox
    title everything including links and images
    don't use italics, use emphasis
    don't use bold, please use strong
    if you use bold that's old and wrong
    when you use CSS, you page will load quicker
    client satisfied like they eating on a snicker
    they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker
    and then they convert now that's the real kicker
    make you a lil richer, your site a lil slicker
    design and code right man I hope you get the picture
    what I'm telling you is true man it should be a scripture
    if it's built right you'll be the pick of the litter
    everyone will want to follow you like twitter
    competition will get bitter and you'll shine like glitter
    if you trying to grow your company will get bigger
    design and code right man can you get with it

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    "Highway to Powershell - Part IV - A New Hope"

    by Sean Kearney 1,238 views

    One last round - I had to.

    First video was fun but too silly
    Ragnar Harper's music kicks ass and needed something added
    I wanted to do a video that actually had action, the Powershell Community, Lasers and some live scripts.

    The Guitar is an actually Powershell script as is "Mr. Face" as is the flashing ASCII Powershell Logo

    Thank you EVERYBODY involved in the evolution of Powershell. Too many names to name. You know who you are

    No Penguins were hurt in the making of this video although an Apple or two may have been dropped

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    Hug a developer today...

    by syncfool 244,373 views

    An ode to developers everywhere...

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    The Guild - "Game On" (avail on iTunes!) A Bollywood Themed Gamer's Anthem

    by watchtheguild 3,658,371 views

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-093SQo9NWM
    Click Here to watch Dragon Age: Redemption - Tallis (Episode 1) ft. Felicia Day

    Purchase the "Game On" music video here:
    http://bit.ly/gameonVIDEO and the MP3 here:
    http://bit.ly/gameonMP3
    http://amzn.to/gameonAMZN

    GAME ON CREDITS:
    Codex: Felicia Day
    Zaboo: Sandeep Parikh
    Vork: Jeff Lewis
    Clara: Robin Thorsen
    Tinkerballa: Amy Okuda
    Bladezz: Vincent Caso
    Produced by Felicia Day & Kim Evey
    Directed & Edited by Sean Becker & Kim Evey
    Song Produced by: Jason C. Miller
    Song Co-Produced by: Jamison Boaz and Russell Ali
    Mixed by: Jamison Boaz
    Music by: Jason C. Miller, Jamison Boaz and Russell Ali
    Lyrics by: Felicia Day and Sandeep Parikh
    Live Percussion by: Maulik Zaveri

    FULL CAST:
    "Real Life": David Mattey
    Zaboo Stunt Double: Victor Lopez
    Dancers: Adam Ackerman, Charity Baroni, Marissa Cuevas, Gerald Espinosa, Anthony Gonzales, Marcelin Jurbina, Julie Koehler, Ashlee Malyar, Guy Nemer, Kenneth Rivera
    Extras: Jamie Kale, Grant Kimura, America Young
    Clara's Pool Boy: Stephen Ayers
    Surprised Thug: Jason C. Miller
    Thugs: Jamison Boaz, Austin Coppock, Jeffrey Damnit, Derek Jones, George Rockwell, Thom Williams

    FULL CREW:
    Line Producer: Gabe Uhr
    Director of Photography/Colorist: Chris Darnell
    1st AD: Ryan Lacen
    2nd AD: Andrew Seely
    Key PA: Milana Vayntrub
    PA's: Jonathan Higgins, Jase Lindgren, Kris Swain, Ben Terrill
    1st AC: Emily Ibarra
    B Camera Op: Vahae Papazyan
    C Camera Op: Barry Gribble
    Sound: Greg Benson
    Audio playback / PA: Andrew Cichowski
    DIT: Gabe Uhr
    Production Designer: Greg Aronowitz
    Art Director: Bryan Fulk
    Art Dept: Nick Carmichael, Mazin Dajani, Alina Khanjian, Amber Sinne
    Costume Designer: Michele Dunn
    Assistant Costume Designer : Kristin Ingram
    2nd Assistant Costume: Michelle Fitzsimmons
    Wardrobe Assistant: Sinead Mahoney
    Choreographers: Chantal Robson, Erica Robson
    Fight Choreographer/Stunt Coordinator: Thom Williams
    Gaffer: Rob Grower
    Best Boy Electric : Jeremy Mennel
    Dolly Grip Sarah Schulte
    Swing G&E: Justin Rettke, Terry Lin, Aaron Fairley, Brian Corral
    Makeup: Jennifer Jackson & Ashley Joybeck
    Catering:Boyz in the Kitchen
    Craft Services: Jay Matteo, Denise Pantoja
    Intern: Robert Burns
    EPK/Behind-the-Scenes: Brian Kameoka
    Site Rep: Travis Oates

    SPECIAL THANKS
    Brotherhood Pictures http://goontheseries.com
    Distant Thunder Films http://distantthunderfilms.com
    David Calderon

    "Game On" Lyrics
    Boot up, embrace the feeling
    The start button is the portal to your being
    Turn on, it's a pleasure device
    Game with me, the ultimate spice

    I promise you it won't ever be dull
    In a world you're all powerful
    I'll buff you, don't be afraid
    It's Tuesday night, Let's do this raid!

    Game On! Is it immature?
    Game On! I'm insecure
    Game On! Don't g-quit on me!
    Game On! We got keyboard chemistry

    (DANCE BREAK)

    I feel so much shame
    I get dissed for saying that I game
    No one understands
    Why I'm living in a fantasy land

    In-game you've got cool hair
    Go from slumdog to a millionaire
    Level up, Feel the bliss
    Forward slash, Almost kiss

    Game On! Invite sent!
    Game On! Hop on Vent!
    Game On! Say it proud!
    Game On! Screw the crowd!

    Game On! No one else to please!
    Game On! I'll press your hot keys!
    Game On! There's no disgrace.
    Go to hell real life I'll punch you in the face!

    (FIGHT BREAK)

    Game on! Game on! Game on! Game on!
    Game on! Game on! Game on! Game on!

    Game On! Steal my breath!
    Game On! No perma-death!
    Game On! Don't resist!
    Game On! Give that bulb a twist

    Internet sabhi desh ko jodataa hai (The internet connects all nations)
    Frustration nikalanekaa raastaa hai (Provides a outlet for all frustrations)
    ONLINE GAMING may kuchh buraa nahi Hai (Nothing wrong with online gaming)
    Us Vichhar CONTROL-ALT-DELETE" (Control-Alt-Delete that feeling)

    I'll admit, when we party it sizzles
    Won't let the spell fizzle
    Grab the reigns, don't re-roll
    Point and click, take control!

    Game On! No disrespect!
    Game On! We're not rejects!
    Game On! No remorse!
    This is a feeling you can't outsource!

    Game On! Invite sent!
    Game On! I'm on Vent!
    Game On! Never g-quit on me!
    Game On! We've got keyboard chemistry.
    Game On! Game On! Game On! Game Onnnnnnnnn....

    "Game On" is brought to you by Knights of Good Productions, the same company that brought you the hit song & video "Do You Wanna Date My Avatar" by Felicia Day and Jed Whedon.

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    julia ecklar - the eternal flame

    by carlos antonio dias mamen 20,863 views

    the eternal flame aka god wrote in lisp code

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    Code Monkey

    by idleambition 559,930 views

    This was an animation that was done in about 2 1/2 weeks. My friend Tom Weiser and I wanted to put together a short for a free ASIFA event. We are both fans of Jonathan Coulton so we figured a music video would be fun. I know Code Monkey already has a lot of videos made of it, but having worked as a web design/developer for the government...well how could I not?! I hope everyone enjoys it.

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    Coder Girl (Remix)

    by Dale Chase 13,670 views

    Directed by Nick Gaglia
    Featuring Kether Donohue http://ketherdonohue.com

    Version 2.0 tells the story of how I met my coder girl.
    Available @ Amazon mp3 http://bit.ly/9PCSPc
    Find more music @ http://dalechase.com

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    Dragon Baby

    by PatrickBoivin 27,032,123 views

    Iron Baby's little brother...

    IRON BABY
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyoA4LXQco4

    Images...
    https://docs.google.com/folder/d/0B7-20H6iLUf9QzdyZURXeHFIWH­c/edit

    Music
    http://drunkmums.bandcamp.com/

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    The real Avenger

    by PatrickBoivin 1,243,214 views

    There is only one avenger...

    Music: Dj4joy
    http://www.myspace.com/4joyproductions

    Chuck Norris' face: Thats my face
    http://www.thatsmyface.com/

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZGX2qtW2Kc&list=PL7cVJvSq0rd­r52Vr3QOdMpcpuk58mFM38

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    IRON BABY

    by PatrickBoivin 20,109,294 views

    An Iron Man movie parody starring my baby girl. The costume was created by her uncle STROB.
    http://www.youtube.com/user/STROBdotNET

    Making of
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV-bRus4BS8

    Iron Baby 3D model now available for sale on Turbosquid!:
    http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/541636?re­ferral=strob

    Get some pictures here...
    files.me.com/patrickboivin/b0ph05

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    DJ Earworm Mashup - United State of Pop 2012 (Shine Brighter)

    by Dj Earworm 6,947,107 views

    Remix and Video Mashed by DJ Earworm

    download here
    https://soundcloud.com/djearworm/dj-earworm-united-state-of-­pop-2012

    http://Facebook.com/Earworm
    http://Twitter.com/djearworm
    http://EarwormPropaganda.com for T-Shirts!

    I have a website too, but I can't handle everyone hitting me at once, so I'll post links later!

    A mashup of the 25 biggest hits during 2012 in the U.S.

    Featuring:
    Gotye and Kimbra - Somebody That I Used To Know
    Fun. - Some Nights
    Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
    Maroon 5 - One More Night
    Fun. and Janelle Monáe - We Are Young
    Maroon 5 and Wiz Khalifa - Payphone
    Ellie Goulding - Lights
    Rihanna - Diamonds
    Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven
    Ke$Ha - Die Young
    Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)
    Flo Rida - Good Feeling
    Nicki Minaj - Starships
    The Wanted - Glad You Came
    Adele - Set Fire To The Rain
    Lumineers - Ho Hey
    One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful
    Flo Rida and Sia - Wild Ones
    Phillip Phillips - Home
    Bruno Mars - It Will Rain
    Katy Perry - Wide Awake
    Alex Clare - Too Close
    PSY - Gangnam Style
    Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
    Flo Rida - Whistle

    The most popular songs in the U.S., as determined by Billboard's weekly Hot 100 charts.

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    Windows 3.1 tutorial

    by crystallero 4,560 views

    Windows 3.11 tutorial explaining how to use the mouse and the windows. Nowadays, very funny !!

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    The Walking Dead - 1995 Style

    by goestoeleven 1,705,399 views

    In an alternate universe, The Walking Dead aired in 1995. Here's the intro.

    An homage to the terrible and amazing television intros of yore. More to come.

    Music: "Flight Path" via http://www.purple-planet.com
    Video from AMC's The Walking Dead

    Edit:

    * Holy crap, half a million views! Thanks to everyone for sharing the video. Glad you're enjoying it as much as I enjoyed making it.

    * There are more videos to come.

    * VHS/Old TV Effect based on concepts from this After Effects tutorial by Seth Worley:

    http://www.redgiantsoftware.com/videos/quicktips/item/294/

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    Breaking Bad - 1995 Style

    by goestoeleven 824,006 views

    In an alternate universe, Breaking Bad aired as a network family drama in 1995. Here's the intro.

    An homage to the amazing and terrible television intros of yore. More to come.

    NOTE: Wasn't my call to limit mobile viewing. Youtube limited it because of the copyrighted music. Sorry for the inconvenience.

    Video: Breaking Bad (AMC)
    Music: Foreigner - White Lie

    VHS/Old TV Effects based on tutorial by Seth Worley:
    http://www.redgiantsoftware.com/videos/quicktips/item/294/

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    The Wilhelm Scream Compilation

    by chrisofduke 5,217,503 views

    A video I found several years ago, with clips of films using the scream that is found in most George Lucas films...

    *NOTE** I did not make this video. Found it several years ago online....

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    Luke's Change: an Inside Job

    by Graham Putnam 2,038,585 views

    An examination of some questionable events and circumstances leading up to the destruction of the Death Star, through the eyes of an amateur investigative journalist within the Star Wars galaxy. The focus is mainly on the connections between the people who created and operated the Death Star and those responsible for destroying it.
    For those who don't care for the obvious, this is a satirical spoof of the 9/11 truther video Loose Change.

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