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TimothyDeLaGhetto aka Traphik- Jokes and Raps
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5:35
ACTING BLACK
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 3,330,391 views
Make sure to check out Steve Greene!!!
http://www.youtube.com/SteveGreeneComedy
And Rick!
http://www.youtube.com/ibeshucks
Hosting in Vancouver
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=108085582606986
My other channels:
http://www.youtube.com/theTimothyDeLaGhetto
http://www.youtube.com/timsbakery
My Twitter:
http://twitter.com/traphik
My Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Traphik/265878373825
Written, Directed and Edited by Anthony Bui
Also Starring:
Lou!
Director of Photography Jon Na
http://www.youtube.com/jonnamean
Produced by Mickey Meyer
Production Coordinator Aaron Zaragoza
http://www.youtube.com/AaronMichaelZaragoza
Sound By Eric Thompson
http://www.youtube.com/cruelhandluke
Production Assistant Amy Brown
Production Assistant Steven Deering
TimothyDeLaGhetto tim de la ghetto acting black the switch basketball stevegreenecomedy steve greene comedy rick skit sketch funny -
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4:50
Girls Don't Make Sense!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,229,696 views
shirts available now!
http://TimothyDeLaGhetto.com
lol and no, this is not about my girlfriend. my girlfriend is the shit.
http://erratic-clothing.com for the shirt -
3
2:46
"Hey Selena Gomez" a Love Song
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,531,785 views
Watch Me PRANK KassemG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0dMK61_sDA
this song is FREE at http://timothydelaghetto.com
Produced by Komi and Jerry. Komi and Jerry are an upcoming production duo working with major artists.
For production inquiries, please contact 18 year old Komi (komihakam@gmail.com and facebook.com/komii) or Jerry (mtsjsot@gmail.com and facebook.com/jerry.lang.ii)
http://twitter.com/traphik
Featuring:
Sophia Tolentino
www.imdb.com/name/nm3167458/
Johnna Grosso
Lauren Moreno
Shot by Layne Pavoggi
http://twitter.com/laynepavoggi
2nd Camera: Jon Na
http://www.youtube.com/JonNaFilms
Edited by Blake O'Neal
http://www.youtube.com/StationTutorials -
4
2:08
TSA Harassment!!!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 4,875,653 views
Check out the Bloopers Here: http://www.BritishKnights.com
Get 30% off all merch on their site before January 31st 2011 when you enter this promo code: TimBK
Promotional consideration provided by British Knights
Starring:
Ricky Shucks
http://youtube.com/iBeShucks
The Tazed Girl-
http://youtube.com/DeziredBeauty
Directed by Layne Pavoggi
http://www.youtube.com/LaynePavoggi
http://www.twitter.com//LaynePavoggi
Produced by:
Mickey Meyer
http://twitter.com/Mickey_Meyer
Director of Photography: Jon Na (man/myth/legend)
http://www.youtube.comJonNaFilms
Production Coordinator Aaron Zaragoza
http://www.aaronzaragoza.com
Sound by: Eric Thompson
http://twitter.com/cruelhandluke18
Featuring:
AMBER SHARAE'
DOUG WEG
JOHANNA GROSSO
ARISA NANASE
KOTA TATSUKA
JADE CORDOVA
RAELYNNE ROSALES
TYLER CHANG
MICHAEL GANTZ
PHILIP HERSH
Edited by: Aaron Zaragoza
http://www.aaronzaragoza.com
and
Conor Gordon
gordonconor@yahoo.com
http://www.facebook.com/conorgordon
LovePeaceSkeetCheese Burger shirt!
http://TimothyDeLaGhetto.com -
5
3:58
Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are - Parody "Only From Afar"
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 6,875,633 views
Eric (Ugly girl)
http://www.youtube.com/supereeego
J Gramm (Beatmaker)
http://www.youtube.com/jgrammbeats
Shot by Layne Pavoggi
http://www.youtube.com/popum42
Edited by Dave McCary of Good Neighbor
http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff
Jessi (big booty girl)
http://myspace.com/pretty_lady1024
http://twitter.com/traphik
LYRICS
Oh my eyes, my eyes
Musta been so blurry when I first saw you
Make Up Make up
Really workin wonders, who put that on you
Cuz you were beautiful
When I spotted you that day
Yeah I know, I know
When she got closer
I couldn't believe it
Cuz this hoe, this hoe
Had a face that looked like she got beaten
But every time she turned around and walked away
I'd say
When I see your face
There's not a thing I would not change
you were amazing
only from afar
And when you smile,
The homies all get scared and run wild
Cause you were amazing
Only from a far
Her toes, her toes
look so crusty, stinky, and mad ashy
Her tits, her tits
She shows em off but theyre so saggy
She smells like bootyhole
And I tell her every day
Oh you know, you know, you know
Id never ask you to date
If somehow we both somewhere I'd tell you to pay
don't try and kiss me cuz
id much rather be gay
You know I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing I would not change
you were amazing
only from afar
And when you smile,
The homies all get scared and run wild
Cause you were amazing
Only from a far
a faaaar
From a faaaaarrrr
You were amazing
Only from afar
When I see YOUR face
There's not a thing I would not change
cuz you were amazing
only from afar
And when you smile,
The homies all get SCARED and run wild
Cause you were amaziiing
Only from a far -
6
2:04
How NOT to KISS!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 5,003,749 views
teehee me and my ex
http://twitter.com/traphik
beat produced by
http://youtube.com/b0ygnyus -
7
4:30
American Boy Parody-"First Asian Boy"
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 3,892,491 views
FREE DOWNLOAD http://www.zshare.net/download/5015518238eab5d5/
this is my remix of estelle and kanye's "american boy." starring my lovely EX-girlfriend iliana. lol and for everyone who's asking, if you can't figure it out already... i'm THAI. get it? in the song.. she said she loves "My Thais" but not what she's drinking...
http://myspace.com/traphik
LYRICS
Ahem, let me introduce
Myself cuz I know that you aint used
To an asian dude stepping to you like me
But hey give it a chance I just might be
Just the refreshin squeeze of lemon
Ya need in ya life when it gets depressin
Come wit me and decrease the stressing
A new type of dude lemme teach ya a lesson
Babygirl dont trip, come on just take my hand
Ill introduce you to my world, stop in Thailand
I really want to show you how we do
I can be your first asian boy
She said, its really nice to meet ya- likewise
I never had a boy like you wit tight eyes
Step to me quite wit a game like yours
I said pack ya bags and come on my tour
let down ya hair while I cook some rice
And I swear that we dont all look alike
And no, Im not no math expert
But you plus me I know It just works
So pause ya life and start to rewind
And leave all them other lame dudes behind
show you how I do in my continent
Where the ladies get respect and compliments
Confident, not gon be starin all night
Cuz Im not yo average stereotype
More than makin shoes and makin toys
I could make you smile, yo asian boy
Wanna get away? Watcha got to lose?
Come on in girl, take off ya shoes
Show me ya soul and Ill show you mine
If you toes aint did well boo thats just fine
My aunt does nails, nah im just playin
But dont get too comfy, cuz we aint stayin
Take you to Beijing while were dating
Ill show you the great wall, its amazing
Show me ya soul in seoul, Korea
I been lookin for a girl like you my whole career
In the phillipines scene well ride in slowmo
Sit in the lo-lo eat chicken adobo
If you got skills then you could show me
Cuz all of our houses got kareoke
Chinese Japanese thai pnoy
Go head and take yo pick girl, asian boys
kareoke
Who killin them on youtube
She gon respond like You, dude
A shock to me
I didnt think she be watchin me.
She said can we go get some pho now
I said get some what? O wow
Actually Its pronounced pha, oh
Well Can we go get some, fasho
He chinky, I know what ya thinkin.
He look like he always blinkin
Take my hand, come to thailand
she love my Thais but NOT what she drinkin
tell me whats your mental
about this oriental
gentle
man but I break you off like the tip of a pencil.
Dress fly like the freshest prince.
Before they out got the freshest kix
And you thought he was just a hypebeast.
But look at these nikes is anybody like me?
And I know you aint in to my kind.
I seen yo exs they not impressive.
But I still make that CAAASH. Always on my grind im a good investment.
And if you liked jin when he flows.
or Dante Basco on old black shows
then maybe you should daaate me
cuz wed make some pretty baaabiees -
8
1:59
Insecure Girls Rap
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 13,504,604 views
here's my verse for the Lyricist Cypher
started by Johnnie Quest
http://youtube.com/JohnnieTech2
and i was tagged by Mr Meredith
http://youtube.com/MelDaArtist
and i'm callin out Prince EA
http://youtube.com/thamagicsho2003
beat produced by AYP
http://www.myspace.com/ayp510
you find a pic, and then you write according to how it makes you feel or what you think its about.
LYRICS
She was a young preteen obsessed with magazines
Always watched the model scene on the television screen
Looked up in the mirror and the only thing she seen
Was a fat and ugly body never thought she was queen
Squeezed into her jeans and all she could was scream
Spent all her daddys money on the lotions and the creams
Man she spent a fortune never had reinforcement
daddy never hugged her cuz her parents were divorced and
when she ate she forced it, or cut it into portions
then spent the rest of the night just clutchin to the porcelain
she used to be so pure but she gave the intercourse
to a dude thats abusive cuz she feels so insecure
hes cheatin and the beats her but they never gonna break up
cuz when her eyes are black and blue she just covers it make up
the companies be lyin just so they can get they cake up
cmon baby look youre beautiful you need to wake up
http://myspace.com/traphik
http://twitter.com/traphik
http://cdbaby.com/traphik -
9
3:26
Twilight Ruined My Relationship
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 3,988,185 views
This Twilight thing is crazy!
and I still haven't seen it. lol
http://twitter.com/traphik
Starring Me and my ex girlfriend -
10
3:52
I HATE FACEBOOK!!!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,393,826 views
thoughts on facebook.
add me on MYSPACE!
http://myspace.com/traphik
or become a fan on whackass facebook
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Traphik/265878373825?ref=search&sid=558873257.609717067..1
or follow me on twitter
http://twitter.com/traphik -
11
3:16
Sexting Rules- "The D*ck Pic"
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,060,712 views
teehee
http://twitter.com/traphik
http://TimothyDeLaGhetto.com
http://twitter.com/RickyShucks
want the pic? lol
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=30876602&albumID=10637&imageID=72721250 -
12
3:01
Airplanes!!! REEEMIIIIX feat. Ahmir (epic cover)
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 1,727,731 views
#musicmonday
subscribe to ahmir!
http://youtube.com/ahmirtv
track produced by J Rice
http://www.youtube.com/jriceproductions
word.
http://twitter.com/traphik
LYRICS
Heavenly father can you please send me something to wish on
Or at least tell these demons on back to just get gone
I know that im the shit but im still getting pissed on
Im talkin bout nobody's understandin me, ms swan
Lookin like a man, but I feel like a boy
I try to do what I can, but im feelin destroyed
I just wanna raise the roof n leave the ceiling destroyed
But everytime I spit the truth, theres nothing fillin the void
And i- look to the light of the stars
Like Lord could you please show me that you aint far
I'm a nice guy, I hope I don't finish last
No Fuck that- I'm a rocket I'm built to blast
So i- stay focused like the camera lenses
And I -- stay humble never act pretentious
Cuz if- I had a wish that the heavens sent me
It would be simply that you don't forget me
I made a wish on one, now I am one
You can't block my shots, and 1!
Now the stuck up girls think im handsome
And my pops is proud, damn son!
I went from just pretend, to the jeffersons
I been Movin on up, and it just began
No one helped me then, it was just my pen
Im here to claim my crown, I'm the freshest prince
I had ur attention now I gotcha respect
Always did my own thing, I don't got no regrets
I keep goin and goin aint no stopping me yet
Now I'm rocky balboa at the top of the steps
I don't need no star, im a spaceship
See want I want in life, and I take it
Haters used to talk, they don't say shit
Cuz you cant deny, that I made it -
13
4:56
Best Rappers Alive- CHUNK DIRTY
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 1,598,857 views
introducing the future of the rap game, Lil DoDirty and Young Chunk, together they are CHUNK DIRTY.
beats provided by Midi Mafia
http://youtube.com/midimafia
follow us
http://twitter.com/traphik
http://twitter.com/rickyshucks -
14
6:06
The "Lemonade" Slumber Party
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 1,810,723 views
"Lemonade" is an original song written by the amazing musician and homie Jeremy "Passion" Manongdo. This song is basically a classic in the Asian community and the... youtube singer community. We were all in Calgary, Alberta, Canada to perform at the Driven car show out there. We were all chillin in the hotel playin music, so here's a snippet!
click here for the whole weekend and more of us on the bed chillin...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43IMbpQi4XM
yes, i was freestyling, and this was just one take!
lol and FYI guys, rick does not feel awkward nor out of place. we're all friends and its all love.
Passion
http://youtube.com/passionsf
Lydia Paek
http://youtube.com/JUUKKES
Erika David
http://youtube.com/ekaiann
JRAquino
http://youtube.com/jraquinomusic
Victor Kim
http://youtube.com/victorvictorkim
ME!
http://youtube.com/timothydelaghetto2
and Rick! -
15
3:55
You're Not Black!!!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,034,620 views
I have an epiphany while reading youtube comments.
shirts provided by http://myspace.com/kingcase or http://caseultra.com
kicks provided by http://suprafootwear.org
http://twitter.com/traphik
buy my cd!
http://cdbaby.com/traphik
http://myspace.com/traphik
costarring Rick aka RickyShucks
http://twitter.com/rickyshucks
http://myspace.com/georgefillins -
16
2:53
DIRTY VERSION- I ROCK ONESIES!!! (with full clip of pink booty)
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 1,163,754 views
this is for everyone who wanted to hear us say the words "cock" and "dick" and also for all you horny dudes that asked about the girl in the pink onesie shakin her ass.
to watch the clean version which includes all the clips of fans dancing in their onesies, go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSJobkHwxC0
FREE DOWNLOAD! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
http://limelinx.com/files/f6165116093ce6e5dc362b418246f00a
add this song to your myspace!
http://myspace.com/traphik
Written and Directed by Me
http://youtube.com/TimothyDeLaGhetto2
http://twitter.com/traphik
Co starring my boys
PDFlo
http://youtube.com/PeeDeeFlo
http://twitter.com/pdflo
and eGO
http://youtube.com/SupereeeGO
http://twitter.com/supereeego
beat produced by DJ Runaway
http://youtube.com/djrunaway
http://twitter.com/RealDjRunAway -
17
2:39
No Racial! (the new "No Homo")
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,841,115 views
The past couple years have brought us the overly used and retarded phrase "No homo." Well it's time for a new slang phrase, and that phrase is "No racial!"
http://myspace.com/traphik
http://twitter.com/traphik
costarring Ricky Shucks
http://myspace.com/georgefillins
http://twitter.com/rickyshucks -
18
3:31
Dude, Show Me Your D*ck!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,677,735 views
lol smh at us.
now if anybody wants to say this offensive to the gay community, we didnt say anything derogatory about homosexuals!
costarring Ricky Shucks
http://twitter.com/rickyshucks
http://myspace.com/georgefillins
and me
http://twitter.com/traphik
http://myspace.com/traphik
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Traphik/265878373825?ref=ts
shirt provided by
http://twitter.com/HEUMS -
19
3:36
Run This Town (cover) feat. KatBadar
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 1,505,472 views
kat's youtube http://youtube.com/katbadar
i was in san diego this weekend for a show, so i hit up the lovely and super talented ms kat badar to do a quick video. she be killin that shit, everybody subscribe to her!
lyrics to my first verse
We are, Yeah I said it, We are/
this is two asians, me and kathy Bdar/
look at us, you see stars, this a constellation/
You could never be us, so heres the consolation/
Come on down to the town where the price is right/
1st round knock out, this a Tyson fight/
My rhymes is tight, yea I got a skinny jean flow/
Yo girl says im the one, she a billie jean hoe/
I keep a rubber on, not ya baby father/
Best of both worlds, you could call us Lady gaga/
Empire state of mind, playin the beat/
So all you lil mama bitches you should stay in ya seat
http://twitter.com/traphik
http://myspace.com/traphik
http://cdbaby.com/traphik
consider this a part 1, cuz im gonna be a remix of Ahmir's version of Run This Town, too! -
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17:46
Jason Vs Gumby (What we did on Halloween 2003)
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 444,092 views
We shot this 6 years ago, back when we were seniors in highschool. This is the first PDFlo Film. And our first video to go viral, before youtube was around, it was all over the internet.
Un-altered from how it was made 6 years ago.
PDFlo
http://www.youtube.com/pdflo
Eric
http://www.youtube.com/user/SUPEReeeGO -
21
37:03
Thai Smile! (full movie) - PDFlo Films
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,456,255 views
Way before we knew what we were doing there was Thai Smile (2006). The DVD has over four hours of hilarious bonus footage, including drunk video commentary (I'm completely shitfaced) and lots and lots of bloopers. You can buy that here..
http://pdflofilms.bigcartel.com/
here's a video with clips from the DVD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux1SSNLv4y4
Directed by Pedro Flores
http://www.youtube.com/pdflo
http://twitter.com/pdflo
Starring
Tim Chantarangsu
http://youtube.com/timothydelaghetto2
http://twitter.com/traphik
Eric Ochoa
http://youtube.com/supereeego
http://twitter.com/supereeego
Rick Carter
http://youtube.com/ibeshucks
http://twitter.com/rickyshucks
Alex Arrendondo
http://youtube.com/mijitolex
http://twitter.com/mijitolex
come eat at Thai Smile!
8408 Alondra Blvd
Paramount, CA 90723 -
22
4:28
"I Wanna Be a STAR!" J-Reyez, Traphik, Maribelle Anes
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,608,061 views
"I Wanna Be A Star" FREE Download
http://bit.ly/iwannabeastar
SHE's ONLY 15, YOU PERVS!!! lol We shot this video while we were all out in Australia doin a couple shows. Shout outs to KevJumba who did some of the shooting! Enjoy!
thank you for all the comments! to those who love it, thank you. to those who hate it, im not mad either! its music! some of my favorite songs are hated by other people. its all personal preference. its all another day, and another dollar for me.
and i mean... we shot this video in australia.. flown out.. paid to perform... cuz of what we've BEEN doin! so.. im eatin good and chillin whether you tell me i suck or not! lol
God bless and cheers to the new year!
JReyez
http://youtube.com/Jreyez
Maribelle Anes
http://youtube.com/mariballstv
and me!
http://youtube.com/Timothy
beat created by
http://youtube.com/mikkizr
Follow us!
http://twitter.com/JREYEZ
http://twitter.com/maribelleanes
http://twitter.com/Traphik
Lyrics:
(Chorus - Maribelle Anes)
I wanna be a star
I want everyone to know
I wanna have the money and the fame and the clothes
I gotta go far
I gotta have shows
All I wanna do is be successful
'Cause I wanna be a star
I wanna be, I wanna be
I wanna be, I wanna be a star
I wanna be, I wanna be
I wanna be, I wanna be a star
(Verse 1 - J.Reyez)
Yeah and I'ma give it all I got now
I'm heading for the top now, embedded in the plot now
And I won't stop now, the same expedition
But now I'm more determined for the name and position
Of the top and I rise, that's my name's definition
The game is a mission for the same recognition that I been gettin'
And I gotta jump to the next step
Room for improvement, 'cause I ain't the best yet
I'm just a musician on the rise
My ambition for the prize, no limit to the sky
I'ma keep on trying 'til the day that I die
What I say in my rhymes, is love and it's honesty
Haters you can hate but you suckas ain't stoppin' me
Say what you say but you suckas don't bother meee
I just had to extend the line
We gonna rise and I'm talking about the friends of mine
(Verse 2 - Traphik)
Now you may say that I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one
I can say when I was 3 is when the prophecy begun
My daddy saw me dancing around the family for fun
Started snapping with the camera, the spotlight on his son
I caught a bug for the stage and the fame
Applause from the audience, they saying my name
I'm on a mission and they saying it's impossible
It's really like I'm pissing 'cause my flow is so unstoppable
They'd say I'd never make it 'cause I'm just a silly Asian
To me it ain't a dream, it's more like a destination
Eyes on the prize at the end of the line
I know that I'ma get there, it's a matter of time
Everytime I go out I want TMZ to follow me
Wanna hit the VIP where models poppin bottles be
I love my haters so I never let it bother me
'Cause now I'm making money, mom and daddy look you gotta see -
23
4:11
"You'z a Ho, Ho, Ho!" - A Holiday Acoustic Freestyle feat. JR Aquino, Lil Crazed, Jreyez
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,067,987 views
We were flown out to Melbourne, Australia to do a couple shows out here, so as we were chillin in the hotel, we thought, HEY! LET'S DO A STUPID SONG! lol... this is all freestyled on the spot and completely spontaneous, so enjoy! Merry Christmas!
FEATURING:
JR Aquino
http://youtube.com/JRAquinoMusic
Lil Crazed
http://youtube.com/lilcrazed
J-Reyez
http://youtube.com/Jreyez
and filmed by Kevjumba!
http://youtube.com/kevjumba
INFO ON ALASKA SHOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUys2Dkx-IU -
24
3:32
What Kinda Asian Are You?!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,642,795 views
Those crazy people at The Station try to figure out my nationality.
Check me out in The Station vid Rock and Roll!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ukdht6CcZA
Subscribe to The Station, gonna be in lots of vids over there-
http://www.youtube.com/thestation
Check out the YouTubers in this video:
KassemG
http://www.youtube.com/kassemg
ShayCarl
http://www.youtube.com/shaycarl
LisaNova
http://www.youtube.com/lisanova
Michael Gallagher
http://www.youtube.com/totallysketch -
25
4:02
BABY! -justin bieber [COVER] feat. Legaci, Cathy Nguyen, and ME!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 3,981,723 views
free download!
http://limelinx.com/files/bac3a2d5f206d2617a2e8f4d434f36ec
subscribe and support these talented people!
Legaci http://youtube.com/legaci
Cathy http://youtube.com/lilcdawg
how it came together...
legaci hit me up asking me if i wanted to do a cover of Nothin On You, but i had just done that with JRAquino. so i was like.. hey! lets do BABY! but they told me they were already doing that with cathy nguyen! so a couple days later, they hit me up saying 'hey! why dont you just come hop on the baby collab!' i just happend to be in hollywood that day, so i agreed. i wrote my verse an hour before at a starbucks, drove over to their spot, and we did the video! hope you like it! and fyi, the cable for the piano got messed up before doing the vid, so they added the piano later!
the lyrics for my part...
I send you my love with a dozen roses
Eskimo kissin, we be touchin noses
Hit the right spot til ya curl ya toeses
You my BABY, everybody knows it
Honey roasted- I go so nuts
Everytime ya close and i'm touchin yo butt
Feels like my heart is doin donuts
They say we too young, but im like, SO WHAT!
Make my chest pump- no CPR
I play it all back- no DVR
So rock n roll like a new guitar
See how we roll like a sushi bar
I think about my life before i loved you
and it dont look right like guys in ugg boots
to all these chics i'll throw the peace sign
so please take my hand and say you'll be miiiine -
26
5:07
CRUISIN THE BEACH!!!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 473,486 views
me in my pimp ass whip tryin to get at girls at the beach. happy summertime!
1) r.kelly- happy summertime
2) sleepy brown- margarita
ringtone- michael jackson- PYT -
27
4:13
Guide The C*ck, Don't Block It!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,518,912 views
A little skit I wrote... teehee.
Follow me: http://www.twitter.com/traphik
T-Shirts: http://timothydelaghetto.com/
Starring:
Timothy DeLaghetto http://youtube.com/TimothyDeLaGhetto2
Rick Shucks http://youtube.com/ibeshucks
Arika Sato http://youtube.com/arikasato
Yumarie Safari http://youtube.com/yumariesafari
Crew:
Written by: Timothy DeLaGhetto
Director: Timothy DeLaGhetto
Executive Producer: Mickey Meyer
Producer: Patrick Pope
Production Coordinator: Ricky Mammone
DP: Dustin Pearlman
Gaffer: Arthur Hong & Mike Bauman
AD: Chris Miller
Sound: Chris Miller
Editor: Nick Gallucci -
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3:07
USE PROTECTION!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 3,144,788 views
Written by me Timothy DeLaGhetto, with some hilarious improv by Rick!
Ricky Shucks
http://www.youtube.com/ibeshucks
http://twitter.com/rickyshucks
Yumarie:
http://www.youtube.com/yumariesafari
http://twitter.com/yumariesafari
Sound by Tremain Hayhoe
Edited by Blake O'Neill
Produced by Sami Kriegstein
Executive Produced by Mickey Meyer
http://www.twitter.com/Mickey_Meyer
http://twitter.com/traphik -
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6:17
Spread Your Legs!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 3,268,366 views
collabo with the hilarious homie Spoken Reasons
http://youtube.com/spokenreasons
http://twitter.com/spokenreasons
and costarring Ricky Shucks
http://youtube.com/ibeshucks
http://twitter.com/rickyshucks -
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3:14
What NOT To Say After SEX!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 2,773,729 views
=)
subscribe to my boy Eric!
http://youtube.com/SUPEReeeGO
and subscribe to me if you havent of course
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follow us!
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2:02
Gangsta Angry Birds
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 4,572,561 views
"Cuz I'm Angry Biiiitch"
written by me
Timothy DeLaGhetto!
Rick Shucks
http://youtube.com/ibeshucks
Shot and Directed by Jon Na
http://youtube.com/jonnamean
Brynn Bowers as Little Girl/ Doll
Tremain Hayhoe as The Waiter
Edited by Brandon Perna
Produced by Aaron Zaragoza
Executive Produced by Mickey Meyer
twitter.com/Mickey_Meyer -
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3:42
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song - Parody "The Horny Song"
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 4,024,661 views
Tweet Bruno!!!
http://clicktotweet.com/xCv8n
Hosting in Vancouver
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=108085582606986
J Gramm (Beatmaker)
http://www.youtube.com/jgrammbeats
Starring: Ricky Shucks
http://youtube.com/ibeshucks
Victor Kim
http://youtube.com/victorvictorkim
PeedeeFlo
http://youtube.com/peedeeflo
Andrew Garcia
http://youtube.com/andrewagarcia
Eric "SuperEgo" Ochola
http://youtube.com/user/SUPEReeeGO
Directed by: Jon Fucking Na
http://youtube.comjonnamean
Executive Produced by: Mickey Meyer
http://twitter.com/Mickey_Meyer
Produced by: Aaron Zaragoza Sami Kriegstein
Gaffer: Arthur Hong
Production Assistant: Tremain Hayhoe
Lyrics:
Today I just feel like screwing anything
I just someone in my bed
Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome
'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything
uh
I'm gonna sign on Facebook and look thru my fans
maybe one of them'll let me get in they pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be sending mass texts just trying to get lucky
call my homegirl ask her how much for some suckie
'Cause i don't wanna use my freaking hand
Oh yes, I'd hit it, i'd hit it
I'd hit it cuz I can
Today I just feel like screwing anything
I just someone in my bed
Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome
'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything- (lick on my balls)
Woohoo lick on my balls
Woohoo lick
Tomorrow I'll wake up, and i'll look for ass
Find a really cheap hoe, then i'll bust really fast
And she's gonna scream out
Your dick stinks
(Oh my god, your dick stinks)
Yeah,
I might mess around
Catch a new STD
I bet my old man is just so scared for me
Don't worry pops, my condom fits great
Oh yes, I'd hit it, i'd hit it
I'd hit it cuz I can
Today I just feel like screwing anything
I just someone in my bed
Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome
'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything-
No, I don't mind your pubic hair
Or those stains on your underwear
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
In your butt or you big ole cooch
Til everything hangs loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
oh
Today I just feel like screwing anything
I just someone in my bed
Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome
'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything- (lick on my balls)
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Special Thanks: Erica Dasher, Molly Ryan -
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3:58
I HATE HOUSE MUSIC!!!
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 1,114,566 views
lol.. so a lot of y'all are mad... saying i'm generalizing and i don't know the difference between trance and house and blah blah and blah. trust.. i've heard it all, and i just cant fuck with it. it's my opinion, guys. i understand why you want to defend it, but at the end of the day, regardless of what you say.. i'm not gonna like it. i love you though. lol
Mysto and Pizzi- Where is Love (my fault, the song i used in my video is the remix, which isnt released yet) but this is another version which is still dope
http://youtu.be/0fo0-2mxC-w
Beck's new show!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOEjY4_4BuI
info on the MN show!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=196489693704885
tickets for the Las Vegas show!
http://thefrshmenlasvegas.eventbrite.com/ -
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2:49
1-800 POP YO CHERRY
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 1,806,951 views
lol everybody saying "it didnt hurt cuz he's Asian" thinking theyre trolling me... that's the joke! smh.
Check out the Bloopers Here: http://www.BritishKnights.com
Get 30% off all merch on their site before April 30th 2011 when you enter this promo code: Timbk2
Promotional consideration provided by British Knights
Written by and Starring:
TimothyDeLaghetto
shirt provided by Hippo Esthetics
http://hippoe.com
Also in this Video:
Kim Kidd
Courtney Sailers - http://www.youtube.com/courtneypants
Jade Catta
Bridget Valdez
Ceciley Jenkins - http://www.youtube.com/ceciley
Talia Derry
Directed by:
Pedro D. Flores
http://www.youtube.com/peedeeflo
Produced by: Mickey Meyer http://twitter.com/Mickey_Meyer
Cinematography by:
Art Morales
Edited by Eric Thompson
http://www.twitter.com/cruelhandluke18
VFX and Additional Editing by:
Kurt Schmidt
Mike Schmidt
Dan Flesher
http://www.youtube.com/nopantsprods
Production Coordinator Aaron Zaragoza http://www.aaronzaragoza.com Sound by: Eric Thompson
http://twitter.com/cruelhandluke18
1st AC
Martin Molina
Amy Brown
http://www.ifindthishumorous.blogspot.com/
Subscribe to me! http://www.youtube.com/timothydelaghetto2 http://twitter.com/traphik -
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4:21
If I Were a Girl
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 6,947,079 views
lol sometimes I get the most random ideas, man
http://TimothyDeLaGhetto.com
http://twitter.com/traphik
subscribe to my homegirl Sparklez
http://youtube.com/akasparklez
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Ricky Shucks
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http://twitter.com/rickyshucks -
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3:14
"Call Me Maybe" (DIRTY PARODY)
by TimothyDeLaGhetto2 23,305,236 views
FREE DOWNLOAD!
http://limelinx.com/dyxcj
beat recreated by Nine Diamond http://youtube.com/ninediamond
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Like Me! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Traphik/265878373825?ref=ts
Follow Me! https://twitter.com/#!/Traphik
Instagram: TimDeLaGhetto
Starring:
Timothy DeLaGhetto
http://www.youtube.com/timothydelaghetto2
Rick Shucks
http://youtube.com/ibeshucks
Lux
http://www.youtube.com/luxiboo1
Patrick Pope as P'trique
http://youtu.be/sz5pOOmWoak
Benji on the accordian
http://twitter.com/benji2xs
Crew:
Written by: Tim DeLaGhetto
Director: Tim DeLaGhetto
Executive Producer: Mickey Meyer
https://twitter.com/#!/Mickey_Meyer
Producer: Patrick Pope
http://www.youtube.com/doubledutchoven
Production Coordinator: George T. Kimmel IV
DP: Eric Thompson
http://www.youtube.com/MrCruelhandluke
Gaffer: Tyler Carey
http://www.youtube.com/sicktyler
AD: Trent Turner
Editor: Nick Gallucci
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