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NFL Replacement Refs Music Parody - Flo Rida "Whistle" - The NOC

by NOC 2,945,185 views

"Whistle" - A music parody about the NFL's replacement refs set to Flo Rida's "Whistle."

Lyrics:
I just bought a whistle baby, whistle baby, let me ref
Girl I don't know the rules except they tell me how to dress
I just wave my arms around and then I throw my flag
I just bought a whistle baby, whistle baby... I'm a scab

I'm betting you like football
And I'm betting you love bad calls
I'm betting you like refs who make calls for teams
To win my fantasy league
Is it a fumble or a dropped pass
Is it cool to pull a facemask
It may take me a little longer
To get every call a little wronger

I just bought a whistle baby, whistle baby, let me ref
Girl I don't know the rules except they tell me how to dress
I just wave my arms around and then I throw my flag
I just bought a whistle baby, whistle baby... I'm a scab

I'm repping for my team on facebook
My last real job was as a line cook
For a Division III high school
And now I'm enforcing all these dope rules
Like calling this dude for double-dribble
My kid's hero is Roger Goodell
So what—I missed a little cheap hit
Let's check a replay for the coin flip

I just bought a whistle baby, whistle baby, let me ref
Girl I don't know the rules except they tell me how to dress
I just wave my arms around and then I throw my flag
I just bought a whistle baby, whistle baby... I'm a scab

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"Call Me Maybe" Phelps Lochte Music Parody - Invade London - The NOC

by NOC 2,249,790 views

Lyrics:

I'm in a personal hell
I kind of hate Michael Phelps
I wish he'd drown in a well
That dude is in my way

When I first saw that guy swim
He got nothing but wins
I could've sworn he had fins
But now he's in my way

More gold than Mark Spitz
Strange pecs, taking bong hits
Stay smooth, shave your armpits
Where you think you're swimming, Mikey?

Hey, I'm not Michael, don't eat at Subway
But this is my year, so call me Lochte
Its hard to swim right, by Phelps baby
But this is my year, so call me Lochte

Now I'm the king of the pool
I made you look like a tool
Bob Costas thinks that I'm cool
I pushed you out of my way

You were my idol
Now you're just a rival
Don't get suicidal
Where you think you're swimming, Mikey?

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"Jeremy Lin That I Used to Know" Song Parody - The NOC

by NOC 806,709 views

"Jeremy Lin That I Used to Know" Song Parody set to "Somebody That I Used to Know" by: Gotye.

lyrics:

Now and then I think of when we played together
Like when you shot a jumper right in Kobe's eye
Bought a ticket back to MSG
Activated my cable TV
But that was back before you tore your left meniscus

Why'd you have to sign so high
Said the Knicks would match it like you never even met James Dolan
I wish that he would pay you bro
Playing for the Rockets and they're still gonna suck
You should have played with Carmelo
Could've won a title and then maybe we'd retire your number
I guess that you just need that dough
And now you're just Jeremy that I used to know

When I think of all the players who screwed us over
Part of me believing it was always something that we'd done
Haven't seen the finals since Sprewell played
Could have had a ticker tape parade
Now you're an Asian in cowboy clothes
And we won't be crying for Jeremy that we used to know

Why'd you have to sign so high
Said the Knicks would match it like you never even met James Dolan
I wish that he would pay you bro
Playing for the Rockets and they're still gonna suck
You should have played with Carmelo
Could've won a title and then maybe we'd retire your number
I guess that you just need that dough
And now you're just Jeremy that I used to know

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"What Makes You Beautiful" USA Gymnastics Parody - Invade London - The NOC

by NOC 383,746 views

"What Makes You Beautiful" USA Gymnastics Parody: What Makes You Flexible

Lyrics:

You're four-foot four
Look immature
And your parents are too crazy to igno-o-ore
You hit the floor
Get perfect scores
And you're small enough to fit inside a dra-a-awer

Everyone else in the gym can see it
You're good as gold it's true

Jordyn you light up the gym like nobody else
Aly when you chalk your hands I get overwhelmed
Gabby when you take the beam it ain't hard to tell

You don't kno-o-ow
You don't know you're flexible

You're on a roll
You won the gold
Riding the pommel horse since you were three years o-o-old

McKayla's vault
Kyla's bars
And none of you are tall enough to drive a ca-a-ar

Everyone else in the gym can see it
You're good as gold it's true

Jordyn you light up the gym like nobody else
Aly when you chalk your hands I get overwhelmed
Gabby when you take the beam it ain't hard to tell

You don't kno-o-ow
You don't know you're flexible

Girl, if only you saw what I can see
In the floor exercise and the balance beam
Judges looking at you and they can't believe

You don't kno-o-ow
You don't know you're flexible
That's what makes you flexible

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Tim Tebow & Mark Sanchez Music Parody - Maroon 5 "Payphone" - The NOC

by NOC 309,770 views

"End Zone" - A Tebow/Sanchez music parody set to Maroon 5's "Payphone"

Lyrics:
I'm in the end zone watching Tim Tebow
Hoping that someone helps with his aim
Don't care that Rex is playing Mark Sanchez
Jesus is trying to win some games

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
The Jets that we used to be
It's even harder to picture
That you're not starting for me
Your stats are too bad to make it
But are they too bad to try?
And on those downs that you wasted
All of your passes fell down

Hey, number fifteen
Let's take NYC
Wait, I mean Jersey
Get down on one knee
And do the Tebow
You won't have to throw
Much in paradise

I'm in the end zone watching Tim Tebow
Hoping that someone helps with his aim
Don't care that Rex is starting Mark Sanchez
Jesus is trying to win some games

They say that you're a virgin, is it true?
It must be hard to meet girls in home school
Will you win a Super Bowl or two?
Or will another Manning upstage you?

I'm in the end zone

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Jeremy Lin Song Parody: Lin On Me - The NOC

by NOC 270,021 views

Jeremy Lin Song Parody: Lin On Me - The NOC

New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin song parody, "Lin On Me".

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Mariano Rivera Song Parody - Don't Stop Relievin' - The NOC

by NOC 214,205 views

Mariano Rivera Song Parody - Don't Stop Relievin' set to the tune of Journey's iconic Don't Stop Believin '

Lyrics
The greatest that I ever saw
Born and raised in Panama
He wore the midnight blue winning everywhere

A hitter with a broken bat
Loser with a Boston hat
He always threw them strikes that would cut and cut and cut and cut...

PRE-CHORUS
Bleacher creatures
Weeping to Metallica
Why'd you have to shag that flyyyyyyyyyyyy

CHORUS
Don't stop relievin'
ACL's healing
Pinstripe hero, Mo

VERSE
Closer with the cold blood stare
Stricken by meniscus tear
I'd pay anything to watch him throw just one more time

PRE-CHORUS
Start a comeback
You said you won't go out like that
Sandman this won't be goodbyeeeeeeeeee

CHORUS
Don't stop relievin'
ACL's healing
Pinstripe hero, Mo

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"Hall of Fame" by The Script - Thanksgiving Football Parody - The NOC

by NOC 214,739 views

"Hall of Fame" by The Script ft. Will.i.am parodied as a salute to all NFL fans who just want to watch the games on Thanksgiving.

"Watch the Games"

I don't want a turkey leg, I don't want a breast
Just wanna end my night laughin' at the Jets
First I'll watch Houston beating on Detroit
Hide from Uncle Steve, he's drunk and unemployed

Just like Arian Foster, running down the field
Or my man Tim Tebow, showing off the kneel
I could be the master of watching my TV
If my family would only let me be

I just wanna watch the games
But my fam's driving me insane
I don't know my second cousin's name
But I know his head is in the way
[I'm climbing up the walls let me watch the game]

Tryna watch Romo lose to RG3
Grandma, please shut up and let me watch TV
I could get a win; I could catch a loss
Don't give a damn about cranberry sauce

I could get strategic, like Belichick
I could sneak out before my dad gets upset
Let's skip the conversation, just watch the game
'Cause Thanksgiving is my holiday

I just wanna watch the games
But my fam's driving me insane
I don't know my second cousin's name
But I know his head is in the way
[I'm climbing up the walls let me watch the game]

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2:24

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Fun.: Some Nights World Series Parody - The NOC

by NOC 185,553 views

World Series music parody set to "Some Nights" by Fun.

Game 1: Sandoval hits 3 HR; Verlander struggles; Lincecum succeeds.
Game 2: Bumgarner pitches 2-hitter in 7 innings; Giants win 2-0.

Lyrics:

Some games, I stay up, scream at Tim McCarver
Some games, I dress like Joe Buck
Some games, I wish that I was Miguel Cabrera
Some games, I wish I was Posey

But I still stay up, watching every out
Oh Lord, I'm still not sure 'bout Valverde, oh
I watch Verlander; I watch Bumgarner
Leyland, don't you smoke anymore?

Scutaro, Barry Zito, oh oh

Santiago, Octavio, Phil Coke, oh oh

It's not baseball, this is war - what are we waiting for?
I think the series might go seven
I'm watching until my eyes turn numb - grow my hair like Lincecum
You're lucky if you can score a run, 'cause even in the pen
The boy's got style

And that's all right; Prince Fielder's on TV tonight
All Detroit is praying he'll hit a slam, hit a slam, hit a slam
Oh, eat a ham. Mmm... mmm...

Well, some games, I wish they would never end
And they would sub me in for DH
And some games, I hit like I'm Hunter Pence
Some games, I always win, I always win...

But I still stay up, watching every out
Oh Lord, I'm still not sure 'bout Valverde, oh
I watch Verlander; I watch Bumgarner
Leyland, don't you smoke?

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The Lumineers - "Ho Hey" - Giants World Series Song Parody - The NOC

by NOC 167,763 views

The San Francisco Giants won the World Series! We honor the team and its fans with this song parody of "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers

Lyrics:

(Ho!) Party on the BART tonight
(Hey!) Our rings are shining bright
(Ho!) Golden Gate to Chinatown
(Hey!) SF can wear the crown
(Ho!) We never had a doubt (Hey!)

(Ho!)

(Pa-!) Saw a jack from Sandoval
(-blo!) Three times over the wall
(Zi-!) Pitching Zito, Lincecum
(-to!) Matt Cain and Madison
(Ro-!) Now I'm singing a Vogelsong (-mo!)

Giants won for you, Giants won for me, San Francisco
Giants won for you, Giants won for me—you're my team (Ho!)

(Hey!)

(Ho!) Whether we made it to the park
(Hey!) Or watched it in a Castro bar
(Ho!) We put our faith in Scutaro
(Hey!) Buster Posey, Blanco
(Ho!) Now we're champions of the world (Hey!)

(Ho!)

(Pa-!) From Willie Mays to Mike Krukow
(-blo!) To the boats in McCovey Cove
(Zi-!) Year's done and we're the best
(-to!) Thank god for the NL West
(Ro-!) Now let's all get wrecked (-mo!)

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Katy Perry "Wide Awake" Fantasy Football Music Parody - The NOC

by NOC 146,428 views

Katy Perry's "Wide Awake" re-imagined as a Fantasy Football Anthem, "1-and-8"

Lyrics:

I'm 1-and-8

I'm 1-and-8
Yeah, I got Michael Vick; For my first-round pick; Now he's throwing bricks

I'm 1-and-8
How did I run my draft so wrong?

I'm full of hate
And now it's clear to me; I should have RG3; As my top QB

I'm 1-and-8
And now the season seems so long

I wish I picked then—Who I know now
Andrew Luck—Andre Brown
Fantasy hurts—it's looking so bleak
Wish I could just take—take a bye week

Losing in week nine
Even losing to my wife
Waiving my whole team tonight
Yeah, I'm losing in week nine

I'm 1-and-8
I traded Victor Cruz; And now I'm catching boos; All I can do is lose

I'm 1-and-8
Jermichael Finley's on the bench, no

I'm 1-and-8
My lineup is a wreck; Like a replacement rep; I can't get out of bed

I'm 1-and-8
My season's over now, the end

Losing in week nine
Even losing to my wife
Waiving my whole team tonight
Yeah, I'm losing in week nine

I'm 1-and-8

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"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" Olympic Music Parody - The NOC

by NOC 138,157 views

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" Taylor Swift Olympic Music Parody
Lyrics:
# VERSE 1
Last week I was in front of my TV — shouting
Now I'm like a new McKayla meme — scowling
I could be a double for the Queen — frowning
'Cause there isn't anything on — what?

Wish I could be Jamaican like Usain — sprinting
Or maybe Ryan Lochte in the lane — swimming
I still see Kerri Walsh and Misty May — thonging
I watch you and now that you're over I miss you

# PRE-CHORUS
Oooh I turned it on again last night
But oooh, this time there's nothing on there's nothing on

# CHORUS
We are never ever ever watching more Olympics
We are never ever ever watching more Olympics
Don't wanna talk to your friends, talk to my friends, go outside
But we are never ever ever ever
watching more Olympics

# VERSE 2
I'm really gonna miss my little Missy — Franklin
And Lolo never won but she was still — banging
I'll even miss how China cheats at bad — minton
I watch you and now that you're over I miss you

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March Madness 2012 Song Parody: The NOC

by NOC 120,211 views

March Madness Song Parody: Bracket Man on The NOC

March Madness Tribute/Parody song to the tune of Elton John's "Rocket Man."

LYRICS:

VERSE
I found the cash to pay my entry fee
TV's on ESPN
I watch all night
Then I watch again

My wife is gone, my boss don't understand
But all I need is Dick Vitale
And Jim Nantz
And a weak PAC-12

CHORUS
And I think it's gonna be a long long shot
Cause Coach K's never gonna win the pot
I've got money on the Seminoles
Oh no, no, no
I'm a Bracket Man
Bracket Man filling out my bracket here alone

VERSE
Secretary in my office pool
She picks a team cause she likes their clothes
She always wins
But she never knows

Offices, they're all shutting down
Kentucky's on, so work is done
Bracket Man
On a cinderella run

CHORUS
And I think I'm gonna be a long, long shot
Kansas is never gonna win the pot
I'm picking Drexel, Harvard, and Valpo
Oh no, no, no
I'm a Bracket Man
Bracket Man filling out my bracket here alone

And I think it's going to be a long, long shot x 2

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2012 Champions Miami Heat Music Parody - Young, Wild & Heat (Good Effort) - The NOC

by NOC 123,559 views

2012 Champions Miami Heat Parody set to "Young, Wild & Free" by: Wiz Khalifa feat. Snoop Dogg

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lyrics:

So what we got 'Bron?
So what we got Wade?
We're just winning games
We don't care who hates
So what we got Bosh?
That's how you get trophies
We are the Miami Heat

I been loving the Heat since Rony Seikaly
Had a Harold Miner poster dunkin' real nicely
But now we got stars known as the Big Three
And my hair is slicked back and shellacked like Pat Riley

Taking talents to South Beach, Lebron told Jim Gray
When he left the Cavaliers, Dan Gilbert when kray
And that's when we threw that welcome par-tay
Counting rings from the future, it's the Heat way

So what we got 'Bron?
So what we got Wade?
We're just winning games
We don't care who hates
So what we got Bosh?
That's how you get trophies
We are the Miami Heat

Thrive on the hating, we play to high ratings
Step to the Heat and your D's disintegrating
'Cause D-Wade could beat you while sunburned and grumpy
With a weight on his leg named Jeff Van Gundy

DVR. TNT.
LBJ. MVP.
Chalmers three
Haslem's D
He gon' alley
We gon' oop
Pick and roll
That's how we hoop

So what we got 'Bron?
So what we got Wade?
We're just winning games
We don't care who hates
So what we lost Bosh?
To an ab injury
We are the Miami Heat

So what we got 'Bron?
So what we got Wade?
We're just winning games
We don't care who hates
So what we lost Bosh?
To an ab injury
We are the Miami Heat

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Danica Patrick Song Parody: Driving in the Deep - The NOC

by NOC 101,866 views

Danica Patrick Song Parody: Driving in the Deep - The NOC

Danica Patrick Tribute/Parody song to the tune of Adele's "Rolling in the Deep".

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NFL Draft Song Parody: Getting Drafted and I Know It - The NOC

by NOC 95,875 views

NFL Draft song parody, "Getting Drafted and I Know It", starring Harvard Sailing Team's Adam Lustick and Billy Scafuri set to "I'm Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO. A couple of NFL fans think they have what it takes to make it in the NFL Draft.

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Lyrics:

Getting Drafted and I Know It"

When I'm at the combine, coaches be looking like damn he fly
25 on the press, breaking off a 10 on the Wonderlic test
Jump a 12-inch vertical—PFW, I'm the lead article
In a pinstripe suit, Radio City, now gimme some loot

Coach look at that body
Coach look at that body
Coach I do pilates.
Ah... I work out

When I walk in the draft, this is what I see
Teams be wanting Luck but they should be picking me.
I got a passion in my game and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it.

Gettin' drafted and I know it
Gettin' drafted and I know it

Yo, I got nothing but hustle, thirst for the game like JaMarcus Russell
If you need a ground attack I run 40 yards in a minute flat
Never broke a bone, got Drew Rosenhaus on my phone
Always get first downs, got more wins than the Cleveland Browns

Coach look at that body
Coach look at that body
Coach I know karate
Ah... I work out

When I walk in the draft, this is what I see
Mel Kiper drooling over me and RG3
I got a passion in my game and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it.

Gettin' drafted and I know it
Gettin' drafted and I know it

3:48

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Stevie Johnson and Game - Run it Back - Music Video - The NOC

by NOC 88,984 views

Game and NFL's Stevie Johnson Record Mixtape Track

Stevie Johnson meets up with Game to produce an original Stevie Johnson hip hop hit. Subscribe to The NOC to get first dibs on our next dream collaboration!

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3:20

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Robinson Cano & Ike Davis in Fantasy Baseball Song Parody: "Should I Pujols or Cano?" - The NOC

by NOC 86,821 views

Fantasy baseball song parody, "Should I Pujols or Cano?", starring Yankees' Robinson Cano and Mets' Ike Davis, set to "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by The Clash. A fantasy baseball owner obsesses over which players he should pick for his team.

Lyrics:

Hey man you've gotta let me know
Should I take Pujols or Cano
My mixed league auction is tomorrow
My only keeper's Brandon Morrow
So Timmy Kurkjian, let me know:
Do I go Pujols or Cano

They're saying Freese, Freese, Freese
But I'm concerned about his knees
To go with Mauer would be risky
I'd rather have me Tulowitzki
So Peter Gammons let me know
Should I go Werth or Ichiro?

Should I Robinson Cano now?
(or should I Shane Victorino?) 
Should I Marco Scutaro now? 
(or should I Bonifacio?)
Should I Vladimir Guerrero?
(or maybe pick Miguel Montero?) 
Or should I try Ricky Romero? 
(or maybe Ricky Nolasco?)
Hey man you've gotta let me know

They love Cliff Lee on Mike & Mike
But is his WHIP about to spike?
I could roll the dice with Car-Go
Or lock first down with Joey Votto
So Matthew Berry let me know
Do I go Pujols or Cano

Should I Robinson Cano now?
(or should I Shane Victorino?) 
Should I Marco Scutaro now? 
(or should I Bonifacio?)
Should I Vladimir Guerrero?
(or maybe pick Miguel Montero?) 
Or should I try Ricky Romero? 
(or maybe Ricky Nolasco?)
Hey man you've gotta let me know
Should I pick Pujols or Cano?

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UFC Music Parody - Eye of the Tiger - The NOC

by NOC 75,080 views

"Ultimate Fighter" UFC Music Parody, set to the tune of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger."

VERSE 1
Risin' up, back in the cage
Chokin' fools with my leg lock
Vitor Belfort will be feeling his age
Jon Bones Jones just keeps ducking my fight

St. Pierre, Anderson Silva
I'll kick their butts for America
Ronda Rousey may look good in a dress
But I'll whip her even though I am a dude

CHORUS 1
I'm an Ultimate Fighter
and I'm ready tonight
And I'll take any challenge Dana White sends

Maybe I should have trained or
Tried to learn how to fight, but
In the oc-ta-gon I am an Ul---timate Fighter

VERSE 2
Tae Kwon Do, boxing, Jiu-Jitsu
My style is Greco-Rock and Roll
Got a Tapout shirt—ears like cauliflower
Two gloves, no shoes, and I'm ready to go

CHORUS 2
I'm an Ultimate Fighter
and I'm ready tonight
Jon Bones Jones is trying to think of ways to dodge me

Maybe I should have trained or
Tried to learn how to fight, but
In the oc-ta-gon I am an Ul---timate Fighter

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The 12 Dunks Of Christmas - The NOC

by NOC 56,704 views

The 12 Dunks of Christmas - Streetballer "Special FX" gives us 12 epic Christmas dunks, all to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas."

Lyrics:

On the first dunk of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
a Dunk with a Ball in Each Hand

On the second dunk of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Two Tomahawks
and a Dunk with a Ball in Each Hand

On the third dunk of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Three-Sixties
Two Tomahawks
and a Dunk with a Ball in Each Hand

On the fourth dunk of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Four Between-the-Legs
Three-Sixties
Two Tomahawks
and a Dunk with a Ball in Each Hand

On the fifth dunk of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Five Alley-oops
Four Between-the-Legs
Three-Sixties
Two Tomahawks
and a Dunk with a Ball in Each Hand

On the sixth dunk of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Six Rock-the-Cradle
Five Alley-oops
Four Between-the-Legs
Three-Sixties
Two Tomahawks
and a Dunk with a Ball in Each Hand

On the seventh dunk of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Seven Winds-a-milling
Six Rock-the-Cradle
Five Alley-oops
Four Between-the-Legs
Three-Sixties
Two Tomahawks
and a Dunk with a Ball in Each Hand

On the eighth dunk of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Eight No a Looking
Seven Winds-a-milling
Six Rock-the-Cradle
Five Alley-oops
Four Between-the-Legs
Three-Sixties
Two Tomahawks
and a Dunk with a Ball in Each Hand

On the ninth dunk of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Nine Dressed as Santa
Eight No a Looking
Seven Winds-a-milling
Six Rock-the-Cradle
Five Alley-oops
Four Between-the-Legs
Three-Sixties
Two Tomahawks
and a Dunk with a Ball in Each Hand

On the tenth dunk of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Ten Blind a Folded
Nine Dressed as Santa
Eight No a Looking
Seven Winds-a-milling
Six Rock-the-Cradle
Five Alley-oops
Four Between-the-Legs
Three-Sixties
Two Tomahawks
and a Dunk with a Ball in Each Hand
On the eleventh dunk of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Eleven Over This Guy
Ten Blind a Folded
Nine Dressed as Santa
Eight No a Looking
Seven Winds-a-milling
Six Rock-the-Cradle
Five Alley-oop's
Four Between-the-Legs
Three-Sixty's
Two Tomahawks
and a Dunk with a Ball in Each Hand

On the twelfth dunk of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Twelve Off-the-Backboard
Eleven Over This Guy
Ten Blind a Folded
Nine Dressed as Santa
Eight No a Looking
Seven Winds-a-milling
Six Rock-the-Cradle
Five Alley-oops
Four Between-the-Legs
Three-Sixties
Two Tomahawks
and a Dunk with a Ball in Each Hand

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PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (강남스타일) M/V- NHL Lockout Style Parody - The NOC

by NOC 41,576 views

"NHL Lockout Style" - A music parody about the NHL lockout set to PSY's "Gangnam Style."

Lyrics:

Hockey Lockout Style.
Lockout Style.

# VERSE 1
I used to pass and shoot. Now I just lay about.
Maybe one day I'll play hockey but I've got my doubts.
The union and the suits can't seem to share the loot.
So I have to take my chances with the Finnish scouts.

# VERSE 2
Jagr, Crosby, Alex Ovechkin and Zach Parise.
Like to play in Russia where the power plays are easy.
But I'll just hang loose. Ice fish and eat some moose.
Drive my zamboni down south to Gary Bettman's house.

# PRE-CHORUS
I would play one—just for a Molson—and then say "Eh"
(Eh!) That's what they say (Eh!)
I would play one—just for a Molson—and say "Eh"
(Eh!) That's what I say (Eh!)
To the hosers eating poutine at cafés...

# CHORUS
Hockey Lockout Style.
Lockout Style.
Ho- Ho- Ho- Ho- Hockey Lockout Style.
Lockout Style.
Ho- Ho- Ho- Ho- Hockey Lockout Style.

(Hey hockey playa)
Ho- Ho- Ho- Ho- Hockey Lockout Style.
(Hey hockey playa)
Ho- Ho- Ho- Ho- Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh

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Chelsea vs. Bayern Munich Song Parody: Are You Ready For Some Futbol?! - The NOC

by NOC 37,268 views

Hank Williams Jr. reinvents his legendary Monday Night Football theme song for the
UEFA Cup final between Chelsea FC & FC Bayern Munich.

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Jeremy Lin Return to MSG Song Parody - "Linderful Tonight" - The NOC

by NOC 26,990 views

Jeremy Lin returns to New York to play The Knicks. We've written a song about it: "LINderful Tonight" - a song parody of "Wonderful Tonight" By Eric Clapton

#LINderfulTonight

Lyrics:

I head to the Garden to go see the Rockets game
It feels like a lifetime since I saw J-Lin play
And maybe he'll ask me, "Can I shoot out the lights?"
And I say, "No, you look Linderful tonight."

I feel Linderful because I see
That Dolan did something right.
We win with Felton, Kidd and Pablo.
And it's helped me realize we don't really need you.

I see that he's shooting twenty percent from three
And he'll miss the playoffs and we've got a first-place team
And then he asks me, "Is my knee all right?"
And I say, "No, you look Linderful tonight."

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Year In Sports Song Parody - "Baby, It's Cold Outside" - The NOC

by NOC 13,021 views

A musical recap of the 2012 year in sports to the tune of "Baby, It's Cold Outside." Happy Holidays from The NOC!

Lyrics:

This year has been great
(Unless you were coach Mike Brown)
Or went to Penn State
(Or gambled on Pacquiau)
Lance Armstrong has been
(Been doping his way through France)
So very sad
(Peyton got dropped like Brett Favre's pants)
The referees got replacements
(Eagles are in the basement)
The NHL is locking the door
(We've seen this movie before)
I swooned for Ryan Lochte racing
(But Michael Phelps was pacing)
McKayla scowled a little bit more
(But Gabby Douglas got the high score)

Linsanity's done
(The Knicks just wouldn't pay)
And both Giants won
(Augusta let ladies play)
LeBron got his ring
(The Lakers got Dwight and Nash)
Marlins still suck
(Dodgers sold for two billion bucks)
Tim Tebow moved to New Jersey
(Miggy made history)
And no one ran a race like Usain
(New Orleans put a bounty on pain)
I picked Notre Dame
(And I had Ohio State)

Now let's watch some bowls inside

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Yankees Playoff Song Parody by "A-Rod Stewart" - The NOC

by NOC 10,759 views

"Play Me" - A music parody of the Yankee Playoff Drama set to Faces' "Stay With Me" and sung by the one and only A-Rod Stewart.

LYRICS:

I'm used to scoring
They used to love me
But lately I've been riding the boards

Now we ain't got Derek Jeter
And I can still hit the heater
And my contract goes through 2024

No dis to Raul Ibanez
I bet he never met Cameron Diaz
And Madonna's in the backseat of my car

I'm gonna find myself an actress
I'm gonna take some batting practice
So get out your pen and write my lineup card

Play me
Girardi
For tonight you better play me

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